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WTF Are People Saying
labby on Dat Guy! barzuk on Granny Joined Army Webb Pierce fan on Granny Joined Army Tank668 on Granny Joined Army Good Old Granny on Twinsies!
I think ive seen this poor soul on failblog.
Still worth a mention.
Umm… Ok o_o
Now you wanna run around talkin bout guns like i aint got none… What you think i sold em all?
JUST WTF
guns and….guitar hero?
i’m assuming those boxes would contain bullets, but it looks like he has a dozen boxes of matches too…why…on…earth…
Isn’t this the guy that shaved hearts into his pelt?
Someone had to take the picture. Who?
Me encantaría saber qué hay detrás de esa sábana azul [I wish the blue sheet were transparent].
No, but he looks very similar. Maybe these two would make a nice couple. Or Guitar hero band…
he’s holding his crotch hostage by the looks of it. poor little thing.
I am laughing so hard that I have a tear. The picture is gets funnier the more you look around…
* Not a real guitar, but Guitar Hero.
* Single bed, no box frame, sticker on bed that he put there when he was 16.
* Shows off bullets for guns.
* Right after this picture was taken his mom came into his room and said what the hell is going on here!
AND!!!!!
-The bed used to be a bunk be but his brother prolly said f this and took it apart and hit the bricks. lol good eye
I also question if all those are real guns. At least one of them is a BB gun.
the one in the top left. Pistols may or may not be real, but seeing he seems to have ammo probably. This is sad though.
God bless America! Land that I love ….
Why’s he sleeping on a child’s bed? Or maybe this photo was taken moments before Dateline dude busted in and was promptly shot by an armed pederast.
lol doesn’t the US constitution say something about the right to arm bears?
one word- hott.
What kind of gun nut doesn’t own any long guns?
someone who doesn’t havetheir own “long gun” to play with I suspect. It looks like they shaved an Ewok and made him pose.
The clear plastic magazines under the gun at the top left are for a Ruger 10/22 rifle. The gun that they are under is an AB-10, which shoots 9mm out of a straight mag. He probably didn’t have room for his rifle after putting the Guitar Hero kit up there. Priorities and all.
It’s only funny because the title is perfect. Just Perfect.
“Due to the slumping ecomony, publishers of ‘Guns and Ammo’ have announced a new ‘Porn Section’ to their magazine to boost sales.”
I think the matches must be for his fireworks…
At least 2 boxes contain wax crayons, another contains dead but “cool” insects. And people still believe in god!
@somebody
When taking hostages, always aim the gun at the persons brain.
What is seen…can not be unseen.
I just threw up in my mouth…bleah…
::runs to cuteoverload to recover::
some people have no life
And some people… Have no dignity.
…………he put up a blue backdrop. ………He planned this to submit it somewhere……………. shudder…..
That is not a backdrop it’s the wall seperating him from his toothless sister in the next “room”
the entire NRA just threw up in their mouths a little
Haha I remember this guy from somethingawful, I think? He intentionally posted these pics for the lulz, not realizing how widely they would get spread around the net. He’s just a somewhat-overweight dad who likes guns and Guitar Hero.
The blue sheet may just be covering the window. The bed…that looks like it’s half of a bunk bed set. See the far side of the footboard…err foottube-? Scary on so many levels.
LJ will be the lifeblood of this place, won’t it?
If the setting of Scarface was a trailer park…
Is he on a kid’s bed?! That means one of two things, he still lives in the room he grew up in, or he has reproduced. P.S. Doesn’t it kind of make you think of Klingons?
@Typsie
Oh, those poor children…
Won’t anyone think of the children?!?!?
I bet this is his Match.com profile picture. Yummz.
@Nate He is totally made to be a Klingon extra or something, I agree.
Nah, this guy was Chewbacca’s stunt double in the trash compactor scene.
Is that Whorf?
Russell Brand in ten years.
You sir, are hysterical.
Oh Yeah, irresistible allright, his first big bed and a guitar hero fake guns and he has rotten crotch to boot!!! I’m first!!! me me me me me …
looks around for her .44 Oh yeah! pedophile in the making !!! LOL LOL LOL LOL
Who knows? I’ve seen worse than this at the looney bin. This guy should not be allowed out in public WHATSOEVER!
I am in LOVE…
Funny, but old.
Why am i at gun point?
OMG I wondered what my ex husband was up to!! LOL
It’s even funnier that it looks like he’s about to shoot his penis off
sweet holy moses, call the police
Please please please pull the trigger. Our museum needs a good Neanderthal exhibit. And if it doesn’t finish the job, at least there can be only one.
hey, don’t defame the Neandertals! They were a highly intelligent, lasting at least a hundred thousand years – a lot longer than Homo Sap – and the one in the picture is one of the biggest saps of all.
Those boxes that everyone is calling matches are actually .22s.
But looking at the guns I see that most of them are air soft, bb, or pellet type guns. I wonder if he knows that or was he just buying the bullets to “look good”
I only see 5 that are real. All the black things closest to the edge are mags for the pistols BUT the ones with blue and orange on them hold blanks.
WEIRD!!!!!
Whoa…I think this guy is trying to be Jack Black or something.
That’s just nasty. Overweight, hairy, balding dude wearing a marble pouch sprawled across a toddler bed with his guitar/gun/game collection? WHY?
NRA at it’s finest. Follow your dreams…
Bwahaha, I never married the guy, but he does remind me of an ex-boyfriend, or what he’d look like now.
HOT.
Living argument for gun control laws. We need to stop these weirdos from attempting sultry poses with guns, dammit!
Serial killer in the making….
Same guy in another pose! I knew I recognised him!!!!
http://blog.ecr.co.za/cockontheblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lara-croft.jpg
broken link! at least when i tried it – and i tried it several times
O_____________O
The outie is giving me weird looks.
OH MY GOD this guy works with my best friends mum!! this was his facebook picture or something random… still doesn’t take away the wtf-ness of it
oh my god. the funniest thing for me is the look on his face. priceless!
WTF…!! Yes, he looks even more like a Klingon here.
nope, still can’t get at it
@Emma
Thanks…I just hurt myself laughing
a burning, burning hunk o’ love…
hes either gonna kill and burn every1 who doesnt like guitar hero… or hes killing people who DO play guitar hero and taking the guitars as trophies!!! i hope to god its not both…@bob jones
I think if Charlton Heston knew the NRA would be used for this matter, he wouldn’t have become a spokesman for them. D:
OMG!!!!
That pic you linked is waaaaay worse than this one!!!!
Eeew! Just Eweeww! (barf, gag, choke)
I’d hit it
See my write-up of this guy here: seethatguy.blogspot.com/2009/01/fat-hairy-loves-guns.html
Disgusting. I hope he staged it all ! But… nice hair.
gawd! i HATE unibrows!!
Sasquatch, relaxing at home….
Russell Brand sure has let himself go….
Can you psychologically un-see an image?
I do not think ‘the entire NRA just threw up in their mouths a little’, but rather they are loosing their breakfast, lunch and dinner….
PLEASE tell me this guy can not breed…..
Eeeew! I didn’t even notice it at first.
That thing is Sick! (and not in the good way!) D8<
@Allison
Nice one…lmao!
@Goldenthrush
yeah i think it is the shaved valentine guy too
@Ha
no fuxing way! does he dress up as a klingon at cons?
my problem isn’t so much the guy himself, he can do what he wants but why for the love of god post the pics of it online?!
Has anyone else noticed that there is no connecting strap to his underwear? Is he holding that thing on with his gun hand?
8C
The expression on his face is priceless!
@bob jones
I think they are actually airsoft guns.
Study his fail well…you’ll be seeing it one day as the next school shooter or disgruntled Post Office employee.
@Nate
I was wondering if someone else thought he looked like a Klingon….
am i the only one who thinks this guy looks unsettlingly like russel brand?
OMG this makes me want to throw up…GROSS!!!
It’s like he’s posing with his dowry.
@luck.e.punk
no, you are not the only one. Quite disturbingly indeed…
@J.
The fat from his thigh/belly has swallowed the strap. It’s in there somewhere.
LOL!
@Debus
FAT RUSSELL BRAND!! hahaha
I think thats a wet spot at the end of the gun….lets hope he just peed a little.
@Alex F
Sort of. You probably saw his cousin. http://failblog.org/2008/01/03/zune-tattoo/
All this and chafed fat thighs.
Dang, what has been seen cannot be unssen.
GREATEST PICTURE EVER TAKEN
No, Alex F is correct. check Allison’s link. It’s him allright. different photo to yours.
Who would actually stand there long enough to take a picture of that? …oh yeah…tri-pod.
It was a joke! Jebus, you guys are so serious.
Wow. I hope I forget this before I go to sleep tonight. Ew. In need of brain bleach now. Thanks a lot.
Look closely.
he wet himself.
Seriously? Is that supposed to be a fuckable photo? Oy vey. The shame.
EWWW!!
this could Not be Any worse!! =O
he must be Beyond despersate! this is just sad!!!
and the saddest thing of all is that he must be so proud of it that he put it online – well, someone had to, for it to be circulated, unless he didn’t use the self-timer on his camera.
lol it could be a bit worse – he could have “babe magbet” tattooed on his chest – if the hair would let it be seen!
Ewewewewewewewew, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!
Did he airbrush his navel or something?
I can’t believe what a sick f-k this site has made me. I google Brian Peppers, I check once to see the evil belly button, I check AGAIN to see that he did indeed pee a little (one hopes). I’m gonna be chauffering the bus to hell.
Wow, that almost made me straight!
Chewbaca’s Facebook profile picture
sorry about that, LOL on me then.
This is exactly why I never take compromising pictures.
i wonder if this is his xbox live picture (the 360 is at the bottom right!)
@Emma
I just looked at the link from his last photo. I can’t stop laughing at this loser.
Now we know what Jim Kleinsasser does in the off season.
This guy needs to be on pocketbear.com Fat, Hairy + Bikini Briefs = PocketBear
Here is another picture of this same guy: http://blog.jacarandafm.com/breakfast/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lara-croft.jpg
sigh, i can’t make any of these links work for me …
I pity this guy. he’s a single 45 years old man living with his mama.and never had girlfriend b4….
I think he’s one freaking freaky freak like me and I would love his number. Do you think he likes other hairy guys?
@Freaky Freakerington
Hairy guys is all he’s getting!
I wonder if he plays the piano??
One of the many things that will haunt me is where the hell is his belly button? I mean, nothing is good. BUT WHERE IS THE BELLY BUTTON!?
hah, i found the same guy on failblog! XD
http://failblog.org/2008/04/04/militia-fail/#comments
@Ragtatter
the darwin award will the the first award he’s ever received.
It’s an outtie!!!!
Check out the link from post #118.
(shudder)
EWWWW! What’s with the orangy brown haze-stain near his crotch?
Anyone see the new filet-o-fish commercial with the singing fish on the wall? This could totally be the guy in the garage!! I busted out laughing when I saw the commercial and thought of this guy!
ITS ME! in 20 years…..
@Scythe
epic win
WTF???? Is this dude retarded???? LMAO!!!!!!!
PHOTOSHOP’d!! Look underneath his gun hand.
so cute.
i bet he’s got a nice butt.
ha, more likely two of ‘em!
If I had to wake up next to that guy every day I’d gouge my own eyes out and becme a lesbian!
@Maskdt
Actually, a good argument for birth control as well.
OK, so this is called Lara-Croft.jpg??? Now really….WTF?!?!?! How is this even remotely related to Lara Croft?
@Pen15nv
same size breasts!
and do you see that the machin gun is in plastic… WTF it’s a toys, He lost is life
One must have a thing in order to lose a thing.
Having said that, this guy looks like a loser that plays D&D when he’s not at his dead-end 7-11 job.
DAMN id tap that!
he resembles Russell Brand
@bob jones
To ignite the dynamite…..
….IN HIS PANTS!
@Nate
Or he’s a pedo.
is this the new james bond
This is horrifying
THIS PRICK MUST GO TO PRISON
@Hack a Wii Admin
@Hack…your response made me laugh so hard I have a tear. LOVE IT!
RUSSELL BRAND
he has no navel.
Everythings for sale, lmao.
*shudders*
PULL THE F…G TRIGER!
@boomboom
*TRIGGER
Agreed! It’s like Russell Brand gone terribly wrong.
Pull the trigger – spare mankind the torment of coexisting with your potential progeny.
lol, the 3 cartridges to the left are clear, for airsoft. And last I checked they werent light blue or orange on the bottom. This guy is amazing. Guitar hero and rockband? beast
no dumbass, obviously u need to read b4 u post….. thos are 10/22 clips for a ruger, they clip together for reversible clip, 25shot each…. other than that, fk this pic gotta fap now….
also, there are 2 not 3…..
back to fap
I NEED HIS FACEBOOK PAGE I WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND. HE NEEDS ONE SO BAD
Wow! He must be the most popular guy in his town!
A new teaser for the upcoming Aqua Teen Hunger Force live action movie.
All he needs is a bible and he will officially be the man of my dreams. Sex on a stick much?? I think so!
Secret lovechild of Russell Brand and Jack Black.
gangsta troll’s hideout under the bridge
Dude…. I think I know him…..
HAHA!! Is that a cat in the hat sticker on the end of his bed.
O_______o
oh, my.
It’s all so appealing but I’d have to say that his uni-brow just puts the cherry on top.
Gotta love where he’s pointing the gun. Do the gene pool a favor and pull the trigger, dude!
I’m glad to see that Levi Johnston spent his money he earned from the Playgirl shoot wisely.
He looks like that guy from Teen titains.
haha, i just jizzed.
in my pants.
who let him out from under the bridge? and into my gun and guitar rack!!!?!?!
For the love of all mankind….
PULL THE TRIGGER!!!
Please prevent any offspring that would (most unfortunately) share your genes!
Amen, John Q!
ew. just….ew
First though , Hes bringin sexy Back Yeah . Second thought ” Bill Wondered why his Match.com profile wasnt getting any replies “. Third thought , Run it has escaped andc it has wepons of mass seduction and BB guns .
Guns, Geee-tars ‘n’ Gutz!
wow is this the newest and cheapest way of getting a sex change
omg is this the newest and cheapest way of getting your gender changed
PLEASE, OH PLEASE PULL THE TRIGGER.
“I know what you’re thinking and the answer is yes. I do rule in Guitar Hero.”
my eyes!!!!! *gauges eyes out with pen*
I am sure his mother loves him !
omfg yummy hes soooooo delicious! mmmmmm lol i like his 357 mag. HOT! rofl
Found more pics and the story behind that guy
yeah… I had a lot of free time in my hands today LMAO
http://ospois.wordpress.com/2008/11/13/all-u-want-to-know-about-the-fat-hairy-gun-loving-guitar-hero/
At least he’s honest enough to show us what he’s compensating for….
He’s so hairy he’s gonna end up shooting himself
This is what World of Warcraft will turn you into.
I wondered what happened to the 70′s character John Saxon. Ironic how male pattern baldness only patterns on the cranium.
0_o
o_O WTF!?!?!?!?!
Sonic boom mullet
MY EYES! MY EYES!
THEY’RE BURNING!
Oh SEXY
I have a bad feeling that the underwear are photoshopped onto the picture. Thank you photoshop!
The horror!!!
Ayone else think this gu looks like Russell Brand later on in life? ……
there’ve been a few such cmments. lol now someone should get a pic of Brand and do a “totally looks like”!
This picture is of Micromancer from somethingawful. He was trying and succeeded to be funny.
is this some kind of sexy pic or a self-hostage picture?
wow – wonder why he only has a single bed
OGRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha russle bran before katy!!!
Darwin Awards much?….or he could be the missing link between man and Klingon???
^^t.e.i.b FTW!!
if it’s true what they say about guns being a penis substitiute, his is probably ingrowing, anyway.