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Killing fish naked with an axe in the dead of winter isn't normal…


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but on meth it is.  METH.  Not even once.

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  1. Trotski says:

    Kill! Kill!

  2. pinginrua says:

    … maybe breaking the ice… or… his clothes got sucked under and… um..
    there must be… some… reason.

    Nope. it’s just mental.

  3. Jesper says:

    It’s simple. Here in Sweden (and in Finland AFAIK) this is what you do when the whole in the ice is too small. It’s about sauna, of course, and nobody does that wearing clothes. That’s why it’s out in the woods.

  4. Boris says:

    I prefer Thomas’ explanation.

  5. Rotgut says:

    Damn, don’t miss.

  6. Mika says:

    Jesper :
    It’s simple. Here in Sweden (and in Finland AFAIK) this is what you do when the whole in the ice is too small. It’s about sauna, of course, and nobody does that wearing clothes. That’s why it’s out in the woods.

    T’is the reason. No METH. They want to swim in the ice — considered borderline normal in the Nordic countries. He’s just axing the ice away to make a lap. All good, clean fun.

  7. bombbear says:

    wouldn’t he freeze his nutty buddys off….jus sayin… :/

  8. bombbear says:

    gives a new meaning to blue balls…

  9. Rein says:

    You boys have obviously missed the beauty of the Swedish/Finnish cultures and I get the feeling you would be amazed or weirded out by a lot of things we would consider normal. Don’t get me wrong, this might be the best site on the internets, but a lot off what’s funny about a lot of the pictures is in the fact you regard them from western eyes, I don’t find this picture even the least weird, I wonder if there’s a person for every picture who can say that? Like; “Oh, giant isopods, I used to play with those when I was young”.

    • Bear666 says:

      I have a question. Since when were Sweden and Finland NOT western countries? Or did they move to Asia after my great-grandparents left?

  10. Dances With Dingos says:

    Theeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!

  11. arny moose says:

    Alison & Debus where are you when I need you?

    @Rein
    I regarded this pic witn one Western and one Eastern eye, then I turned around….

    Lighten up already!

  12. mandrake says:

    If there’s someone who used to play with giant isopods when they were young I REALLY wanna know where they grew up (so I can go there.)

  13. 5010 says:

    Sure his new obsession seems odd, but look how much weight he’s lost since he stopped playing piano on the hog.

  14. Downward Spiral says:

    @5010
    You’d think he’d have excess skin, after such a dramatic weight loss…

  15. Ha says:

    a good skill is looking at something normall and seeing how weird it is. i try look at my country through the eyes of someone else and its bloody hilarious

  16. Rein says:

    If you’re American I guess that’s easy, but you’re right. All countrys have batshit fucking loco traditions, cultures or history.

  17. tigress170 says:

    Okay, i did the naked sauna thing in russia, but I still wouldn’t have chopped the ice nekkid, i’d put on gloves :P The sauna was fantastic though BTW
    @Rein completely agreed

  18. Simperin' Fool says:

    He’s icefishing: axe to make a hole, tackle to bait the fish.

  19. Downward Spiral says:

    @Rein
    Very true. Anyone who denies it is, well, in denial.

  20. debus says:

    arny moose :Alison & Debus where are you when I need you?

    sorry dude!

    even if i try to take the serious look, this is one freakn’ TOUGH OLD BUGGER!! surely a small pair of shorts wouldn’t be out of the question?? or a cat!!

  21. Mugros says:

    Why this crappy picture?
    It was in good quality here:
    http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/01/icy_days_and_nights.html
    #23

  22. Kitty says:

    I see this through the eyes of an English girl with Finnish connections. My boyfriend is a Finn, I’ve done the whole sauna thing. Even stood in a freezing cold lake while I had the water hurled over me.
    This doesn’t seem strange to me, just one other guy doing his thing, basically!

  23. jorge says:

    Actually, just to the left out of the frame a dog has broken through the thin ice, and my brother is breaking the ice towards him for rescue. It was a warm day, so he left his clothes on shore to remain dry.

  24. jorge says:

    Well to be quite honest about it all, it wasn’t a dog. It was really a sheep that broke through the ice. It was my my brother’s favorite sheep, and it broke free and ran out onto the ice as he was frolicking with her on shore. Everything turned out fine, and he rescued her from the water shortly after the photo.

    He took her into his cabin for the rest of the day to keep her warm so she wouldn’t catch cold.

  25. The Normals are distressed again.

  26. Deusabscondidum says:

    Mugros :
    Why this crappy picture?
    It was in good quality here:
    http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/01/icy_days_and_nights.html
    #23

    Thanks for the link! The Harbin ice sculpture is amazing.

  27. person says:

    I hope that guy is ok…

  28. arny moose says:

    @person
    He’s fine apart from his Snow-balls…

  29. blåbär says:

    @arny moose
    Don’t forget his carrotstick :P

  30. Tessla says:

    @blåbär

    What about his Iceticles!

  31. Albatross says:

    you see I just dangle this in the water and when they come up I AXE’em!!!

  32. Allison says:

    arny moose :Alison & Debus where are you when I need you?
    @Rein I regarded this pic witn one Western and one Eastern eye, then I turned around….
    Lighten up already!

    Sorry, I’m just taking it all in right now.
    A completely naked old man is surprisingly not a gross as I thought it would be! :D
    He must wear shorts in the Summer a lot. Check out his tan lines. His hiney is as white as the snow!

  33. JMShearer says:

    Ice, ice, baby! I guess that’s one way to get fresh fish in the winter.

  34. arny moose says:

    @Allison
    I knew I could count on you! :-)
    Heres a new angle….change ‘tan lines’ to ‘tide marks’?
    or
    he used so much bubble bath it formed a crust…

  35. Havoc says:

    jorge :Well to be quite honest about it all, it wasn’t a dog. It was really a sheep that broke through the ice. It was my my brother’s favorite sheep, and it broke free and ran out onto the ice as he was frolicking with her on shore. Everything turned out fine, and he rescued her from the water shortly after the photo.
    He took her into his cabin for the rest of the day to keep her warm so she wouldn’t catch cold.

    Doesn’t he know. You’re supposed to dry clean woolens.

  36. Bill says:

    @Allison
    I think it’s not so gross only because he’s in fantastic shape.

  37. TANK says:

    I hate when these pictures get explained…

  38. Allison says:

    Bill :@AllisonI think it’s not so gross only because he’s in fantastic shape.

    Good point.
    Ehibit A: Old naked man chopping ice.
    Ehibit B: Old naked man playing piano on a sidecar motorcycle.

  39. dr. tran says:

    Shrinkage! it was SHRINKAGE!!!!

  40. Jools says:

    That’s because it’s phootoooshopped.
    But still, somewhere out there there’s a picture of a old naked guy cutting something with an axe. So WTF anyway.

  41. Thomas Robinson says:

    read your national geographic!!! “Naked on an 18 F day, Valentsin Tolkavetch clears an icy canal for swimming. The 69-year-old started the Optimalists – a Minsk-based club with 200-some members-in 1989 to promote hale activites in rural settings.”

  42. NJ says:

    Captain Ahab, in his older days, would run down to the newly frozen river and attempt to kill the fish thinking they were the white whale.

  43. Good says:

    Saw it in the paper. Hes axeing the ice to go swimming. It’s part of some sort of religious thing.

  44. Dom_Dom says:

    dern kids… back in my day we didnt have fancy fishing pole thing-a-ma-jiggers. if we wanted to fish we had to use an axe. and we even did it in three feet of snow!

  45. Maybe he’s looking for the cure for Alzheimer’s.

  46. EricHalfRational says:

    @NJ – YES! YES! YES! I SAW IT TOO! w00t NG for the win.

  47. Jesus says:

    this is totally normal if you want to have a great immune system


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