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WTF Are People Saying
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Where would you even find a giant toothbrush
FIRST!
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first fail
men in high-heels are totally normal!
@wigger with no penis
You have to go to FAILblog with that.
that is a true WTF if I ever saw one.
Um…….I now have an overwhelming urge to remove my brain & scrub it clean of this imagery.
*full body shudder*
This reminds me of the time some escapees from the nearby nursing home decided to make the next-door Wal-mart their permanent home. It was a few days before someone finally noticed that they had taken residence on the benches in front of the check-out lines. The staff called them, “the critics” because they were constantly pointing out physical flaws and practially yelling to each other what they had observed people do in the checkout lines.
Looks uncomfortable. He should wear kneepads
“I’ll clear the streets”
He is wearing his weight lifting belt backwards. That isnt going to help lift that toothbrush.
Nice shoes! Damn sexy…
Could this be revenge of the baited scammer? “Due to past experiences, we need you to not only provide your acct # but also prove your sincerity.”
you could use the giant tooth brush for that@Julz
Infamous superhero Transvestive Man decided that it was time to “clean up the streets” more literally than those other superheroes, using his powers of giant toothbrush-ing.
wonder if he fell or wanted to be on his knees?
Eddie Izzard doing community service?
@Shiny
The perfect caption! You just made my life a little better. Almost as if it had been scrubbed by a giant toothbrush…
@bombbear
Given the questionable state of his sanity, I don’t think he knows.
And here I thought Boy George had a brand new look…
that’s why i don’t gamble
Look at the couple in the background.
“Jim dear, I’m afraid!”
“Hold my hand, honey. And look away.”
It’s a new act they are trying out at Branson
Or is it Geffory from the Capital One commercial. Now that hell has frozen over he’s taken a job with municipal services, and trying to fit in.
Why has no one yet commented on his amazing choice of headwear?
This person just gained a lot of my respect.
“Out damned spot! Out out most damned spot!!”
@mandoo
at the dentist’s office
“Passersby were startled this weekend when Madonna’s father escaped from a local nursing home.”
LOLz!
@Shiny
Shiny, I haven’t laughed that hard in a very long time. Thank you for the perfect caption.
It’s OK to be gay!
What the hell is the spike sticking out of the man’s hat, and where can I get one?
nah, I bet he’s totally straight…
@Dolly
A straight man with a crooked mind, perhaps
omg how embarrassing! I thought it was just a dream! wow, k is evil – one minute you’re twirling in high heels to fabulous disco, the next you’re brushing the pavement.
@Julz
With a Giant Toothbrush?
Score!!!
And if he’s not superhero Transvestite Man, he’s uber oogie…
Even Cirque de Soleil wouldn’t take in that guy.
@Katillac
WIN!
Such a gorgeous butt!
At last he? she? it!! wears a helmet for safety. Many people have been slayn before while brushing.
Finally we found a use for Oxford Dons
LOL
must be a fraternity pledge
Where does it say that creepy perverts can’t work as road sweepers. There is no law(except perhaps in California) that states that council employed road sweepers are not allowed to use their own brush! OK Health and Safety might want to discuss his footwear, but if not provided by his employer, he can wear what ever he chooses, (Check out the Oriental traffic cop “Wicked” for instance!)
I never expected to see a landshark so smashingly accessorized.
oooh i want those shoes and the toothbrush
Oh no. He’s not behaving normally. Let’s talk about his shoes.
You go, toothbrush guy! Freak out the normals!
His life is still way more interesting than any of ours.
I knew I let someone borrow my shoes, but couldn’t remember who…
That was my first response to this!
You know, I don’t think he’s actually all that old, sure he’s pale, but his skin is tight and he doesn’t have that “saggy” look!
Which really only makes it stranger….. o.O
Hey, you can’t be too clean.
@Melissa
You think he brushes and scrubs his back with the giant toothbrush? Possibly picking plaque from his teeth with his giant horned helmet?
Awesome!
He has a pet dinosaur, that’s why he has that giant tooth brush. And he works has a Drag Queen in the nearest sanitarium, cheering the patients. See, everything can be explained…
so ur saying this would be completely normal if he was an old dude?
@debus
No, but he would have the excuse of being senile!
“I am Bruschkocka from the planet Plaque. I have crossed into this realm through the elder’s time portal. I must see your leader… pronto! The fate of the solar system is in our hands!”
A dentist gone mad?
@Silly Goose
I can’t WAIT until I’m that senile!!
Frankenfurter’s long lost nemesis?
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
Jeffree Star in 30 years from now
crawl my way for some fun honeybun
“There is nothing different from OUR marriage and heterosexual marriage.”
I think that high heels are the least of our problems here. Is he wearing a strap on?
@Japesy
no they’re sling-backs.
Is it even a real guy? To me, it could be one of Julian Beever’s chalk pieces.
Real story.
If our 6th grade class sold $1500 worth of candy bars, the principal would do what we told him for an afternoon.
We told him to sweep the basketball court.
dont know where the horn came from.
we have counselors at school now.
@Julz
::twitching:: Yeah, some brain-bleach would be real nice…
Boy George has sunk to a new low.
I say….
Uber middle-aged fraternity rush week initiation prank WIN!
this, gentlemen, is why you never upset your mistress.
sub much.
i want those shoes soo badley
This is actually a south african artist (qho’s name escapes me) in berlin (again I might be wrong on the city) making a comment on how rebels were tortured by being forced to clean the streets with toothbrushes. He is also a gay rights activist
This Guy is JANGO EDWARDS
Austrian and German people could know him from the Austrian Show “TOHUWABOHU”
I’ll bet his ass looks great in those heels.
ill bet he’s just looking for directions to burning man
When dental hygienists go wild
Brushie Brushie
This dude sure likes dental hygiene.
Some things just cant be unseen………….. and this is one of them.=____= scared for life.