Submitted by emmajk42
Update: Apparently this is a photoshop job. I thought that this guy was weird enough to have a picture like this but I was wrong. Thanks to Grimalken for bringing this to my attention. You can find the original photo here.
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I’ve seen white people with afros
but not tan people with white afros!!!
I want that jacket.
FIRST!!! FINALLY! Sorry, I had to do that.
Crap! No fair! I was first! Me, not you! Me!
@Miles Edgeworth
oh thats all we need here a whiney fail-blogger…
He looks like william shatners albino twin (with an afro obviously)
@Miles Edgeworth
YOU WEREN’T EVEN FIRST!
Its Mad Max’s evil twin “Bat-shit Crazy Gary”
It says at the bottom of the picture “Available at better dealers worldwide”. Do they mean the stuffed Budgie, the suspicious leather gear,the motorbike or the Styrofoam helmet wig?
That is a seriously kick-arse egg-shaped helmet afro wig. Want.
ROFL. Even that hawk is eying over the white Brillo pad in terror( or confusion)!!!
@Bluebonnet
“I don’t remember laying that bugger!”
@arny moose
Oh, you may be on to something. That could very well be a flocked white motorcycle helmet.
@Bluebonnet
If its not, and that really is his hair, he must be a Cone-head in disguise
Wasn’t he in Dune?
@historygal2
No its deffinately leather…
Super Hot and Fresh!! his diarhea
“He looks like william shatners albino twin (with an afro obviously)”
Haha, that’s exactly what I thought when I first saw it!
This is WTF in it’s purest form!
The worst thing is, this isn’t even the most WTF picture of the guy.
Take a look at his web-site: http://www.garyspivey.com/
what the hell is on his head!? it looks like some sort of fungus… or one of those little paper trees that grow when you water them
http://tofuttibreak.tumblr.com/post/87201444
Don’t know why they bothered to photoshop it. It was brilliant the way it was. Look at that moustache!
@tigress170
I actually thought it was William Shatner at first.
I want that guy to do magic tricks at my birthday party!
Well, I had to Google it.. Scary.
http://www.garyspivey.com/
He is a real person, omg, i found his website. It’s even scarier then the snapshot. Google his name!
@Outofhermind
A winner!!!!!!!!!
How can he make a living doing that? Surely no-one takes him seiously? If you look at the closer pictures of him, there appears to be a sheep fleece attached to his head…
The original is hilarious, I agree. Germans are so weird. Despite that, they do make the best leather jackets. Not that one though. the mustache and falcon ruin it for me…
MOGWAI!!!
He looks like a 1-up mushroom from Super Mario Bros. (minus the color)
I agree. Why photoshopp the original? He looks like the biker from the Village People!
Where’s that damn’ Photoshop y’all talkin about? Can’t find it anywhere in my town. Seems to me they’ve closed.
After looking at the pics on his web site, I don’t know why anyone needed to photoshop any of his pics. ALL of them – the real ones – are WTFworthy. The dude is a nut job.
I do like the pic of him with the Osbournes though. Ozzy was probably thinking, “Someone more f*****g crazy than me!”
So where’s the original of the guy with the afro?
It seems obvious to me that using all that psychic energy has caused his hair to turn to cauliflower, and his clothing taste to become that of a “London Leatherboy.” The look on his face…I think he wondering what happens when you rip off a big fart in tight leather pants.
Is this truly anymore random than the original, non-photoshopped one?
OK. big deal. so it’s be photo shopped. whoohoo.
The funnier part is going to each photo link. IMHO~ They are equally “WTF” worthy. The dude with the hawk should be here. WTF would anyone need a hawk on a motorcycle while sporting a Magnum PI moustashe. The photo itself is just saying “trying to hard”!!! It’s simply an ad aimed at the virginal-nerdy-never-had-a-date-wanabe-biker.
Especially the psychic dude should also be here. Any of his pictures belongs on this website for the fro itself.
Not really, but it does add a bonus WTF to the mix.
He reminds me of Carlos Mencia.
@R Car
Google the name in that picture. Warning: it is a bit scary!
Even the hawk on his arm is saying WTF!!!
Gary is th one on the right, you wallies. The guy is the keeper.
holy WTF?! that guy’s photo gallery is hilarious! he’s more of an entertainer than anything. lol’d so hard @ mini-gary. how many afrowigs can one man own in a lifetime???
@Miles Edgeworth
NAH IM FIRST!
Wasn’t he in Spaceballs. 8-]
Wasn’t he in Spaceballs? 8-]
Where’d he find a tennis ball big enough for his head??
Is he actually for real? Cos no one on earth is gonna take him seriously with that hair
I liked the original better!
“Worlds finest collection of riding leathers”
right.
Just LOOK at that mustache…more like rough riding leathers
this is another great pic of him http://www.garyspivey.com/photo42.html
wonder what he is trying to read
Ha ha My submission made it to the blog.
Sorry I didn’t realise it was shopped when I submitted it!
He’s a SPACEBALL!
@rckrmoo
I love how he about to molest her, yet she still has that *smile* on her face. Nice.
OMGZ!!! I’m gonna be in San Diego at the same time as his seminar at the Holiday Inn as per his website. Do I dare dream that I might meet the man himself and perhaps touch his hair-helmet type tennis ball thing? This has to be a sign…
It appears he actually is for real!?
He’s got a Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Spivey.
Although i find this one a little more informative: http://www.wisegeek.com/who-is-gary-spivey.htm
THIS is NOT photoshopped and on the dudez website. I horked muh tea back in muh glass.. LOLZ!!!!
http://www.garyspivey.com/images/newsite2007_artwork/photos_sized/Gary%20Spivey_Ozzy_sharon.jpg
yeah…gary spivey does readings at the radio station here all the time. so yeah, that really is his hair.
I think the fact that the bird is not photoshopped make this much more hilarious.
that is really what that dude looks like. he moved to my hometown, star, north carolina and bought a bed and breakfast. his hair is much bigger in person. he drives a dodge viper! and wears white robes all the time.
We used to watch this guy in college
His ramen wigs are amazing.
Can’t tell wich one is worse…
Regardless of the shoopage, the original is still scary as hell. And yet, something about the dude just screams “Look at me. I am awesome. You will never be as awesome as me”. And he’s right. You won’t.
omg lol, i got the same leather jacket xD
but i look way more cooler than he does!
Is that William Shatner?