That poor kid is going to have nightmares and go into convulsions everytime her parents suggests going on a picnic from now on. Hmmm….and she just thought she was going to model a nice gingham dress for a family picture shoot.
“No dear I haven’t seen your father. I’m just up here cutting this tender sausage.” Whispers “Stop shaking so much Roger, she’ll notice you aren’t a table.”
@Allison
Stop getting mad at nudity and take your clothes off!!! I cannot for the life of me understand why people get mad or upset when they see other people naked in films or pictures?? Including porn!
I never understood why people got angry about nudity. Though I have a theory that the real reason is insecurity. We’re all so ashamed of our own bodies that we resent anyone with freedom from that fetter.
@raznarukus
she wouldn’t be complaining about it if there wasn’t a kid in the pic. i personally have to agree with her, it’s wrong for a naked man to be in front of a girl that age.
Can anyone tell me where this is from? I teach a feminist class at my college and this is perfect! If I can find out who made this picture I would add it to my slide show. And yes, I am a man and a feminist, this is not a contradiction.
Allison :
So, sorry to ruin the fun of the WTF-ness, but the more I look at this pic, the more angry I get that there’s a naked man in front of a child!!!!
That’s the first thing I thought of too. Not the nudity but the fact that the nudity is in front of a very young child, especially one of the opposite sex. Maybe the tablecloth covers him, but that doesn’t really change the fact that it’s the most WTF thing about this picture in my eyes.
To those concerned about nudity in front of children: don’t panic, don’t worry.
Whenever you see nudity in front of children? It’s always shopped. Nobody in their right mind would expose a child to a naked body. That’s just wrong. The man’s pants were clearly removed by a very clever Photoshop artist. So you can go back to your safe happy place knowing that whenever you see nudity on the inter-webs, it is clearly the product of a deviant but very artistic computer user.
Now let’s all take a deep cleansing breath and go back to scratching and shaking our collective head at this photo. Hmmmmmm….(did someone say ham? repeat my mantra!)
Photo Shopped or Not….there Are Some Many Things Wrong With This Picture….Not To Mention Creepy…And WTF Is She Cutting? And I Bet Hes Gonna Scream When That Knife Hits His Back!!!
It’s photoshopped for sure, but it is very disturbing, nonetheless. what is the picture used for? Is it an advertisement, or did somebody create it for this website? It is completely without context, and put in place just to make us cringe.
Maybe it’s just another desenitization thing: hm, naked man in front of little girl. meh. Hm, man as table, woman cutting up…something sausage looking. Meh. Seen it.
i hope this is photoshopped. my issue wouldn’t necessarily be the nudity (although that could disturb the girl depending on how she was raised) as much as a child seeing this representation of sexualized humiliation. i’m a feminist, but not a man-hater or a sadist.
Disgusting!!! That child should not have had to participate in this level of depravity! This is out right WRONG….Stop sharing your sickness…TToni9@Twitter and everywhere
what the fuck the woman is cutting what? an. an and for pete sake he”s NAKED!! ahhh this is gonna be on face book myspace and failblog and ppl are gonna twit this to ppl!!! gaaaa
A remake of The Sound Of Music is in the works, shown here staring Dakota Fanning as a girl, Florence Henderson as the mother, and Joe Jonas as the picnic blanket.
Just as a side note, I think the guy’s about to be in a lot of pain.
IF there were something /else/ going on, it could be considered wrong but to say, “DON’T SHOW CHILDREN THE HUMAN BODY” is more likely to install insecurity and ignorance.
WOW! Good thing people don’t have to get naked to make kids, or be naked to give birth to said kids, and it’s a damn good thing nudist colonies don’t have kids, I mean, everyone knows we are born fully clothed and come from cabbages.
It’s the people protesting here, that send innocent men to jail because a 13 year old walked in on a man in the shower, so the mom threw a fit.. and YES that does in fact happen. Nudity is natural.
What… what is she cutting? … And where did it come from?
The Sound of anal Music?
they are using the same towel
Not first!
WTF is right! Is that a young Macaulay Culkin in a dress?
looks like an extreme feminist movement
it looks like she’s cutting a sausage… i’ll go for the feminist idea
Lady: “Now for a nice slice of this sausage.”
Girl: “Do not WANT!”
I think this picture shows how lesbians are created. It is a learned art.
“First you cut off the evil penis. Then you stab him in the back!”
that’s hot….
By the 2nd meeting of the Gingham Cult the members had dwindled to only two…
Dr. Freud…. Paging Dr. Freud!
This season’s new look – gingham on cleavage. Perfect for men and women.
Talk about female superiority!
Don’t eat the sausage…
That poor kid is going to have nightmares and go into convulsions everytime her parents suggests going on a picnic from now on. Hmmm….and she just thought she was going to model a nice gingham dress for a family picture shoot.
Stay away from the “corn hole”. Its out of season
“No dear I haven’t seen your father. I’m just up here cutting this tender sausage.” Whispers “Stop shaking so much Roger, she’ll notice you aren’t a table.”
HAHAHA @Rattus
that scared me too…
You see this all the time in Europe. Just your average picnic in the Alps.
must be peta again….
Is anyone going to cut that grass. There may be ticks in there.
The kid’s all “I’m so reporting you. For this haircut, first.”
So, sorry to ruin the fun of the WTF-ness, but the more I look at this pic, the more angry I get that there’s a naked man in front of a child!!!!
What naked man?
@Allison
It’s not man anymore…
Allison, you’re a nuffer. Just imagine the man is wearing a gingham posing pouch, if it makes you feel better.
@Allison
Stop getting mad at nudity and take your clothes off!!! I cannot for the life of me understand why people get mad or upset when they see other people naked in films or pictures?? Including porn!
I never understood why people got angry about nudity. Though I have a theory that the real reason is insecurity. We’re all so ashamed of our own bodies that we resent anyone with freedom from that fetter.
@Allison
ughhh shut up!!!
“The hills are alive, with the sound of . . . . something”
Does this make anyone else think of … child abuse? Does it count as kiddie porn if the kid isn’t the naked one?
@raznarukus
she wouldn’t be complaining about it if there wasn’t a kid in the pic. i personally have to agree with her, it’s wrong for a naked man to be in front of a girl that age.
Can anyone tell me where this is from? I teach a feminist class at my college and this is perfect! If I can find out who made this picture I would add it to my slide show. And yes, I am a man and a feminist, this is not a contradiction.
What’s feminist about having a naked man around a child? It’s disgusting.
@Max
I do believe that makes you a fe-man-ist. Here’s a good joke for your feminist class: What does PMS stand for? Putting up with Men’s Shit.
@Max
no it’s a conTARDiction
badoom tish..
This totally reminds me of something I saw in an art gallery in Berlin.
uh, why do i think this is one in a series that gets more effed up as it goes, then goes illegal in a hurry. yuk.
That’s the first thing I thought of too. Not the nudity but the fact that the nudity is in front of a very young child, especially one of the opposite sex. Maybe the tablecloth covers him, but that doesn’t really change the fact that it’s the most WTF thing about this picture in my eyes.
Reeeeeck-hole-aaaaaa!
To those concerned about nudity in front of children: don’t panic, don’t worry.
Whenever you see nudity in front of children? It’s always shopped. Nobody in their right mind would expose a child to a naked body. That’s just wrong. The man’s pants were clearly removed by a very clever Photoshop artist. So you can go back to your safe happy place knowing that whenever you see nudity on the inter-webs, it is clearly the product of a deviant but very artistic computer user.
Now let’s all take a deep cleansing breath and go back to scratching and shaking our collective head at this photo. Hmmmmmm….(did someone say ham? repeat my mantra!)
@Max
Hey doll…. are you simply a feminist or are you a fem supremacist?
And to everyone that is offended by nudity in front of a child…. look closely because this was def photo shopped.
whats a a Fem supremacist?
Honestly though…. Does anyone know where this is from?
@Miss May
Sound of Music meets Wicker Man?
@EvilLynn
Would you be upset if a man exposed himself to your little girl?
The hills are aliveeeeee with sound of music…
Photo Shopped or Not….there Are Some Many Things Wrong With This Picture….Not To Mention Creepy…And WTF Is She Cutting? And I Bet Hes Gonna Scream When That Knife Hits His Back!!!
the little girl looks traumatized
It’s photoshopped for sure, but it is very disturbing, nonetheless. what is the picture used for? Is it an advertisement, or did somebody create it for this website? It is completely without context, and put in place just to make us cringe.
Maybe it’s just another desenitization thing: hm, naked man in front of little girl. meh. Hm, man as table, woman cutting up…something sausage looking. Meh. Seen it.
i hope this is photoshopped. my issue wouldn’t necessarily be the nudity (although that could disturb the girl depending on how she was raised) as much as a child seeing this representation of sexualized humiliation. i’m a feminist, but not a man-hater or a sadist.
Clevage
The von Trapp family picnics were much more fun when the Baroness was in charge.
Thats a dudes ass :O
“Heidi, I’m not going to ask you again. Grab the pole and churn us some man butter for dinner.”
Disgusting!!! That child should not have had to participate in this level of depravity! This is out right WRONG….Stop sharing your sickness…TToni9@Twitter and everywhere
@fresh seafood
my fear exactly.
@Allison
EXACTLY!!…TToni9@Twitter and everywhere
@Allison
what the fuck the woman is cutting what? an. an and for pete sake he”s NAKED!! ahhh this is gonna be on face book myspace and failblog and ppl are gonna twit this to ppl!!! gaaaa
As the years passed and the other children left home, Gretl began to dread picnics with Maria and Captain Von Trapp.
does he get paid
fgggggggd
scary
A remake of The Sound Of Music is in the works, shown here staring Dakota Fanning as a girl, Florence Henderson as the mother, and Joe Jonas as the picnic blanket.
Just as a side note, I think the guy’s about to be in a lot of pain.
WTF!
This is how my mother met my father.
this reminds me of a ricola throat drop commercial. O_o only..not.
Little known fact: This scene was cut from “What Dreams May Come.”
a wesson oil coommercial.Alas no florence henderson..
Mommy??…… I smell something…..
Nudity, even in front of children, is not wrong.
IF there were something /else/ going on, it could be considered wrong but to say, “DON’T SHOW CHILDREN THE HUMAN BODY” is more likely to install insecurity and ignorance.
WOW! Good thing people don’t have to get naked to make kids, or be naked to give birth to said kids, and it’s a damn good thing nudist colonies don’t have kids, I mean, everyone knows we are born fully clothed and come from cabbages.
It’s the people protesting here, that send innocent men to jail because a 13 year old walked in on a man in the shower, so the mom threw a fit.. and YES that does in fact happen. Nudity is natural.
The solution to your problems is clear to me; you must blind your children, permanently- that way they won’t ever see anything offensive, ever!
Ok at first i was like…Ok shes making a sandwich on a table.Then I saw a butt. ….. 0-0
so true.so true. so your saying that there all pansy’s right???