“So you sneak up on the cow – BANG – you’ve got steaks and hamburgers for 3 month… Sure it’s expensive, but in the end you’ll make money on this. Do you want it wrapped?”
George Taylor: A planet where COWS evolved from men? There’s got to be an answer.
Dr. Moo-Zaius: Don’t look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.
“The day the genetically enginereed cattle started to fight back…”
Look up Cows with Guns on youtube.
Frustrated by their lack of success so far, the Chick-Fil-A cows decide to form a militant wing.
The Chick-Fil-A cows ramp up their ad campaign.
moo
At 2:14 pm Eastern time on August 29th, Yard Sale became self aware.
These so good. Prease make with lolbuilder?
udderly redikulus
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4155543
Farm Wars V
THE COW EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
“Time for some human huntin’. Pig related deaths of late are disproportionate to cow related deaths.”
I vote for Kurt (#5), that made me bust out laughing.
eat mor chickin’
im utterly serious about this
he is udderly devastating… lookit the guns on it, if he runs out of bullets he can always use udder attack or milkpicolipse… owned…
“Freedom to cow arms ???”
I captioned it, but I didn’t put my name on it :/
A Real CowBoy
i’d like to see them kids go cow tippin’ on my property again
After midlife crises 1-4 and much therapy Stan learned to let his inner child out one weekend a year…
…an industrious child can find many ways to ruin one’s life in a year.
*sings* cows with gunnns!
“When the world spins UDDER control, Cow Man will save us all!”
“So you sneak up on the cow – BANG – you’ve got steaks and hamburgers for 3 month… Sure it’s expensive, but in the end you’ll make money on this. Do you want it wrapped?”
this guy looks way too much like my ex father-in-law…
George Taylor: A planet where COWS evolved from men? There’s got to be an answer.
Dr. Moo-Zaius: Don’t look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.
Tip THIS!!!
Eat mor chikin…or eat lead
Jamie from Mythbusters after a terrible weekend. He will deny it.
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hoof.
Cletus don’t take too kindly to folk tellin’ ‘im he’s “nippin’ out.”
Ewok Halloween
After news that the H1N1 virus can spread between species this cow determined to enforce a closed border with the pig sty nextdoor
I can’t help but notice that this guy looks a lot like my 8th grade homeroom teacher.
Dog faced man with four penises would kill to find woman with four asses.
Looks like someone found the lost island of Dr. Moreau.
Head of the militant wing of Chick-Fil-A
Sorry. Looks like that was done already.
The invitation said “Come dressed as your favorite cowboy”
A mad cow selling beef with mad cow, either eat it or get your head blown off in the port-a-potty. Event Courtesy of PETA.
A devoted member of the Bovine Liberation Militia.
Guns don’t kill people. COWS with guns kill people!
Too many months in deep cover finally broke ol’ Zeke.
Don’t look at me like that. It’s Boca Burger.
Win, win, WIN!
“Tell that wolf to come over here and try it one more time”
Vegetarians take new approach to recruitment.
Got Milk Sucker?
Distraught that his udders posed no threat to the butcher, he made the next logical choice…
@Jeff Dannaldson
WIN!
http://www.cowswithguns.com/ biggest fan.
gee… i wonder what his SASS alias is… Cowpoke Pete perhaps?
either that or the stage had a cow somewhere in it…….
Peta gets serious!
I’ll give you mad cow
cow-moflauge… for when you absoultly musts kill every moo-thermucker on McDonalds farm
Nature’s way of saying “DO NOT TOUCH”