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  1. Amanda says:

    I think that’s the Victoria Vader Violinist! He hangs out in downtown Victoria, BC and plays the violin while hitting buttons on his chest to make Vader-y noises. Here’s info on him: http://tourismmall.victoria.bc.ca/travelmagazine/2008july.html and video: http://www.videosift.com/video/Darth-Vader-w-Violin-Gives-Props-to-Dark-Side-Victoria-BC

  2. dvb says:

    This is Victoria, BC, and Darth on the violin is a regular in the downtown area.

  3. Nefelpitou says:

    I cannot imagine him doing anything other than a violin solo so epic that it has caused his cape to billow

  4. raznarukus says:

    Why??

  5. J-Ri says:

    @dvb
    Yep, It looks like he is at the bottom of Government Street, right before the Inner Harbour.

  6. Nefelpitou says:

    Have a look at that, man. The violin where the strings are meetin is glowing white. Thats the force, yo

    And guys who recognise him: Does he have a name? Or do folks just call him Darth?

    This is totally like the second coming of Buckethead. Cept Buckethead has yet to die.

  7. FATFREEWATER says:

    @Nefelpitou
    and so epic that he pushes the ground down beneath him

  8. gleepglop says:

    I’ve seen this guy in Charlottetown, PEI.

  9. Mizak says:

    This inspired me..

    Vader went down to Georgia
    He was lookin’ for a Jedi soul to steal
    He was in a bind
    ‘Cause he was way behind
    And he was willin’ to make a deal

    When he came upon this young man
    Ridin’ on a speeder and runnin’ it hot
    And Vader jumped
    Up on a ewok stump
    And said boy let me tell you what

    I guess you didn’t know it
    but I’ve a light saber too
    And if you care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you

    Now you swing a pretty good saber, boy
    But give the sith lord his due
    I’ll bet a saber of gold
    Against your soul
    ‘Cause I think I’m better than you

    The boy said my name’s Skywalker
    And it might be a sin
    But I’ll take your bet
    And you’re gonna regret
    ‘Cause I’m the best there’s ever been

    Luke warm up your Force and swing your saber hard
    Cause hell’s broke loose in Georgia and Vader deals the cards
    And if you win you get this shiny saber made of gold
    But if you lose Vader gets your soul.

    Vader opened up his cape
    And he said I’ll start this show
    And fire flew from his fingertips
    As he shot across the row

    Then he pulled the saber across the swing
    And it made a [sic] evil hiss
    And a band of stormtroopers joined in
    And it sounded something like this

    [Instrumental]

    When Vader finished
    Luke said well you’re pretty good old son
    Just sit right in that chair right there
    And let me show you how it’s done

    He played Fire on the Death Star
    Run boys, run
    Vader’s in the House of the Rising Sun
    Banthas in a bread pan picken’ out dough
    Solo does your dog bite
    No child, no

    [Instrumental]

    Vader bowed his head
    Because he knew that he’d been beat
    And he laid that golden saber
    On the ground at Luke’s feet

    Luke said, Vader just come on back
    If you ever wanna try again
    I done told you once you son of a b!tch
    I’m the best there’s ever been

    And he played Fire on the Death Star
    Run boys, run
    Vader’s in the House of the Rising Sun
    Banthas in a bread pan picken’ out dough
    Solo does your dog bite
    No child, no

    [Instrumental to end]

  10. S_K says:

    @Nefelpitou

    My family calls him Darth Fiddler. I’m not sure if that what’s he calls himself.

  11. S_K says:

    Sorry for the spelling mistake…
    I meant to say “I’m not sure if that’s what he calls himself.”

  12. Troy says:

    Mizak :
    This inspired me..
    Vader went down to Georgia
    He was lookin’ for a Jedi soul to steal
    He was in a bind
    ‘Cause he was way behind
    And he was willin’ to make a deal
    When he came upon this young man
    Ridin’ on a speeder and runnin’ it hot
    And Vader jumped
    Up on a ewok stump
    And said boy let me tell you what
    I guess you didn’t know it
    but I’ve a light saber too
    And if you care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you
    Now you swing a pretty good saber, boy
    But give the sith lord his due
    I’ll bet a saber of gold
    Against your soul
    ‘Cause I think I’m better than you
    The boy said my name’s Skywalker
    And it might be a sin
    But I’ll take your bet
    And you’re gonna regret
    ‘Cause I’m the best there’s ever been
    Luke warm up your Force and swing your saber hard
    Cause hell’s broke loose in Georgia and Vader deals the cards
    And if you win you get this shiny saber made of gold
    But if you lose Vader gets your soul.
    Vader opened up his cape
    And he said I’ll start this show
    And fire flew from his fingertips
    As he shot across the row
    Then he pulled the saber across the swing
    And it made a [sic] evil hiss
    And a band of stormtroopers joined in
    And it sounded something like this
    [Instrumental]
    When Vader finished
    Luke said well you’re pretty good old son
    Just sit right in that chair right there
    And let me show you how it’s done
    He played Fire on the Death Star
    Run boys, run
    Vader’s in the House of the Rising Sun
    Banthas in a bread pan picken’ out dough
    Solo does your dog bite
    No child, no
    [Instrumental]
    Vader bowed his head
    Because he knew that he’d been beat
    And he laid that golden saber
    On the ground at Luke’s feet
    Luke said, Vader just come on back
    If you ever wanna try again
    I done told you once you son of a b!tch
    I’m the best there’s ever been
    And he played Fire on the Death Star
    Run boys, run
    Vader’s in the House of the Rising Sun
    Banthas in a bread pan picken’ out dough
    Solo does your dog bite
    No child, no
    [Instrumental to end]

    I have an urge to place a dollar in your hat…

  13. The What Now? says:

    Now, that’s just an awesome photo.

  14. cascar says:

    @Mizak

    Haha, I enjoy the “I done told you once you son of a b!tch” part because Luke, he is his father. bwa?

  15. Thompson says:

    This picture… it’s so great, so very awesome.

  16. Amy says:

    haha this guy fiddles right by where I work.. one time I walked by him and he made those creepy asthma sounds at me :P apparently he is actually quite a scary looking guy with the mask off.

  17. NoSwitchBacksNoMercy says:

    @Mizak
    Can you work it to the tune of the Imperial March?

  18. Keith says:

    Dude, I saw this guy on a band trip to Victoria two years in a row. He kept talking about how he was one with the cosmos of the universe, so we decided to fuck with him.

  19. yellowsittingduck says:

    Huh. I actually know this guy personally. I need to go tell him that he is on his way to becoming a successful internet meme. *warning* Never talk to this man on Acid, because your brain will leak out of your skull. And that is speaking from experience. Also, he never washes his costume and therefore smells terrible

  20. MelanieCookie says:

    Mizak, that was awesome!

    @Mizak

  21. The guy is actually pretty good – I enjoy him at least – and his last name is McKenna. Have had a few conversations with him over the years. Seems to like it here. Scroll down to see a couple more pics here:

    http://www.davingreenwell.com/archive/2003/10/natural_pecking_order.php

  22. jamjam says:

    wow… some people really do have no lives…

    ps: for those peoples that would turn around and say i have no life cos im commenting on it.. i do have a life, its just that work is the most boring place in the world…

  23. Goldenthrush says:

    @Mizak
    You win a shiny new internet!

  24. Corey says:

    Is that a Stradivaderus?

  25. Identity Crisis says:

    @Nefelpitou

    That white stuff is rosin dust. There is no magic.

  26. Rebecca says:

    @Amanda
    Definitely the guy from Victoria. Nutty!

  27. Sabre says:

    Bwahahahahahahaha No instrument suites an evil villain better than a violin. He can play sad tunes when the good guy dies (Song titled: “I killed your friend with a FORCE propelled fire extinguisher”) and his own theme music… Don’t know how he would do the theme music though. da da da dun ta da da ta da.

  28. random girl says:

    LOL I wish I had thought to send his picture in. Every time someone comes to visit me we take a drive towndown to see Darth fiddling away! Certainly adds flavour to Victoria’s downtown! :)

  29. Raggedy Android says:

    Charlie Daniels so needs to do that new version w/Vader :)

  30. Raggedy Android says:

    Those from Victoria: What sort of tunes does he play? He reminds me a bit of heavy-metal violinist at Herald Square NYC. But, of course, in a helmet and cape.

  31. Hallo says:

    Then Vader went to Alabama with a banjo on his knee

  32. jedeye says:

    loooooooooove the post title! rofl!

  33. woahhhface says:

    What’s up with his legs in this pic though?

  34. David Harmon says:

    This really needs to be Photoshopped, just to light up that bow….

  35. Darth Yoda-Wan Windujinn says:

    @Mizak
    WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN. XDDDDD

    Kudos!

  36. Ammy says:

    I’ve seen this in Victoria when I was returning from an AK cruise. It’s a whole long thing, and skywalker is there. Very amusing, and odd, which is why it so amusing I would imagine.

  37. David says:

    LOL this just cracked me up. I hope he’s good at least.

  38. Multiplex says:

    he’s pretty epic, but without the helmet he looks pretty hilarious. originally it was just the helmet and cape, but then he modded some football gear and there we have it. You could say he has no life, you could also say that he makes a killing as a street musician. People all over north america know him now. He really is a victoria icon, even if he smells like a dead animal from wearing a black costume in the 30 degree summer days.

  39. Chupachica says:

    This guy plays just outside the building that both myself, my fiancee and our roommate work in, on Government Street in Victoria, BC. He’s a fairly regular fixture. Very cool.

  40. Banjooie says:

    Confirmed for the psychotic Darth Vader guy. He’s been known to be violent.

  41. KadieMac says:

    Tennessee here…lmfao!!!

  42. don says:

    YYYEEESSSSSSSSSS!

  43. Jan says:

    I’ve known him for 17 years, and he’s a really good guy. He has a beautiful wife and leads a normal life when he’s not performing.

  44. jessica says:

    @Amanda
    That’s exactly who it is. I know the fellow from high school. I even gave him a friendship ring

  45. Lisa says:

    New Darth Fiddler video by Victoria filmmaker Allen Agopsowicz:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/allen2580a#p/a

  46. 2Foxxie4U says:

    Oddly epic. Wish I could fave.
    BTW, why can’t I? D8>

  47. Salty says:

    I know him. His name is ‘Zorak’. He told me when I bought his CD – and it came with a map to his home planet. No joke. If you ever see him, buy his CD. He makes Kraftwerk and Naked City look normal.

  48. Vince says:

    Vader went down to Georgia, he was looking for a son to kill..

  49. Saturna says:

    There’s a new interview with him here! http://bit.ly/i7IAqu

  50. Saturna says:

    Darth Fiddler was on Mythic City too, last Halloween! http://bit.ly/fu6uRk


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