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Can't Touch This

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  1. Bryonia says:

    There’s a lot people out there in the world who are nekkid for no damn good reason.

    Quote: Well, ‘naked’ means you got no clothes on. ‘Nekkid’ means you got no clothes and you’re up to somethin.’”

  2. gunzlingr says:

    Wow, just wow.

  3. raznarukus says:

    third!!! Cant touch this!!

  4. fleeble says:

    Don’t want to!

  5. John E. says:

    I’m not going to complain about this nekked WTF.

    Great pic!

    Don’t mess with these lady killers.

  6. jomarthegreat says:

    There’s being passionate about your truck… and then there’s this.

  7. Dances With Dingos says:

    Oh great. Now I’m gonna have that M.C. Hammer hook going through my head all day. Think happy thoughts…”raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens”…[relaxes]

  8. John says:

    The guy on the left is the true embodiment of a redneck…right down to his “Kentucky Waterfall” mullet and wrap-around sunglasses. The guy on the right is simply lost in life, trying to find his identity anywhere he can. He will go on to become the “Unibomber.”

  9. bob jones says:

    @John

    yea i feel bad for that guy on the right. i mean even his truck pales in comparison to his man friend’s on the left.

  10. Matt says:

    this is the true amurika. fuk yeahhhhhhhhh!!! god we are a glorious nation of naked white trash.

  11. jomarthegreat says:

    @John
    the guy on the left looks more like the Unibomber… at least to me, anyway. And I seriously thought he was wearing a hat like his buddy.

  12. Different Matt says:

    It’s hard not to feel bad for the guy on the right. The guy on the left outmanlies him in every way. As far as we can see.

  13. renegade says:

    i never run into anything like this in my travels …
    :(

  14. calilac says:

    Do. Not! Want.

  15. Identity Crisis says:

    *L* opps..i thought they were women body builders at first glance. Can’t touch this? Won’t touch it.

  16. arfarf says:

    I can guess who is the satellite and who is the receiver… Nekkid 80′s gay white trash. So frickin awesome.

  17. jomarthegreat says:

    arfarf :
    I can guess who is the satellite and who is the receiver… Nekkid 80’s gay white trash. So frickin awesome.

    LOL Satellite and reciever… that’s new to me

  18. Superbars.net says:

    Now that’s a muscle truck!

  19. jp says:

    guess which one has the smaller penis?

  20. Magi says:

    this is the poster shot for WTF

  21. Sabre says:

    Song

    My truck’s bigger than your truck,
    My truck’s bigger than yours,
    My truck’s bigger,
    And it has a long shifter and, :P
    My truck’s bigger than yours.

    Think Tom Paxton

  22. Sabre says:

    Mind you, if you think of the song “Can’t touch this” where is the hammer time?

  23. -Redsands- says:

    Is the one on the right Rob Schneider ?

  24. Vicey says:

    This is taken from the Rad Dudes website from ages ago. Take weird man pic from one weird pic blog, and submit it to another weird pic blog. Awesome Work.

    http://radduderadkidradlady.blogspot.com/2008_10_26_archive.html

    About 3/4 of the way down the page. And I know all these photos have to come from somewhere…. but another blog… not very original is all.

  25. Avis says:

    I would venture to say the guy on the right has been to prison. Lots of arm muscles, not much in the way of leg muscles. Of course, not nearly the arm muscles of his much tanner friend there.

  26. Michelle says:

    Chicks dig this sorta thing. And when I say “chicks”, I mean my 62 year old Aunt and her alcoholic widowed best friend from Winchester, KY.

  27. Illan says:

    And we all know who has a bigger wiener

  28. Vicey says:

    Awesome, didn’t want to post my message about how this pic is on another blog…. lame.

  29. maria says:

    the scrawny guy looks like my uncle in his younger years. I’m quite frightened.

  30. SweetTamale says:

    Isn’t that Jeff Foxworthy???

  31. The What Now? says:

    Avis :
    I would venture to say the guy on the right has been to prison. Lots of arm muscles, not much in the way of leg muscles. Of course, not nearly the arm muscles of his much tanner friend there.

    A guy spends that much time naked, there’s another way to build a lot of arm muscle.

  32. Chris says:

    “Okay, here’s the pitch. It’s a show about this nerdy guy. And he drives around the country in a little pick-up truck doing nerdy things. What? I don’t know — he’s an accountant maybe or a Civil War reenactor. We can figure that out later.

    Okay, so he comes into towns and there’s problems. So then he drinks this special gasoline and puts soome into his truck.

    Yeah, we’re already in negotiations with the Exxon people. And Ford.

    So he becomes this superhero with a monster truck but here’s the catch: he can’t wear any clothes when he fights crime because they’ll catch fire!

    Ummm… well, no. No, that’s not good. We already shot the pilot and sent out publicity stills! Okay! New idea! We incorporate the footage into an episode of Southbound & Down…

  33. ambooty says:

    I didn’t know they made a Broke Back Mountain sequel! LOL!

  34. doozie says:

    This is going to be my christmas card. No real reason except that it’s awesome.

  35. v-unit says:

    some one had to take that picture

  36. louloubee says:

    I think that’s Rob Snyder on the left!

  37. basatot says:

    Ohhhh! my eyess!

  38. hf says:

    Bubba on the left has got back!

  39. whatever says:

    hammer time!!!!!

  40. Vaeltier says:

    DOES NOT WANT.

  41. jessdani says:

    I don’t understand. Why? Why?

  42. Professor says:

    Yeah…. REally don’t want to. Really really don’t want to. I may have nightmares.

  43. Toria says:

    Haha.. seeing the “Can’t Touch This” instantly makes the hook from the song play in my head. XD

  44. juniper says:

    The irony is Ford motor company has not gone bankrupt because of a loyal customer base like these two.

  45. DumbShot says:

    Huh, looks like a promo shot for “Brokeback Mountain: Nascar”

  46. Paul says:

    “Ah cain’t quit you, Ford!”

  47. Furly says:

    Can’t Touch This – Seriously !

  48. Alina says:

    No, I can’t, bummmer…

  49. Cavelka Gorkenfilg says:

    Why? Just…why?

  50. Big Daddy Bull says:

    Can’t…stop…laughing…this may well be the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever laid eyes on.

  51. Kit-Kat says:

    I can’t touch it, and I don’t want to touch it…

  52. skipjack says:

    I wish you could “unsee” things.

  53. PBR3000 says:

    Big’ol truck

  54. MyssKytty says:

    IF I could unsee this, I would. Since I can’t, I’ll laugh and go to therapy.

  55. Arrr says:

    Being Gay in the 80′s was way more MANTASTIC!

  56. don says:

    maybe they watched King of the Hill and got the idea there

  57. Ted M. says:

    Nor would you want to…

  58. Chippy says:

    Glad I can’t.

  59. Collin says:

    They had to take this picture in black and white. Any more awesomeness, and the camera would have been instantly vaporized.

  60. Aaron says:

    looks like them Duke boys are at it again…

  61. Leslee says:

    … Even if you could touch it, who would want to?


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