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WTF Are People Saying
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Its hard to tell, if he is going to attack you from his table squatt stance, or just jump down, and waddle away.
Wut da heck?! Holy fricken crap! This only makes you wonder…is it REALLY good photoshop, or some real weird crap!?…
Hmmm… I think this was Photoshopped. The shadows are all wrong.
…and yes, before I’m attacked, I am joking! ^_~
I don’t think its ‘shopped. I believe the table is a lot closer than the other objects, causing everything else to look small.
@Sheepy
I agree, it seems photoshopped. The table dimensions don’t seem to match that of the kitchen. But it still has the WTF-ness!
Photoshopped or NOT – This is AWESOME.
Not Photoshop,perspective!
Take a closer look at the feet of the girl.
@86
Yup I think that too.
what’s more scary is that monkey under the chair…
lol The monkey creeps me out so bad…
Not Shopped, it’s called forced perspective, the guy is squatting at one end of the table while the little girl is seated near the other end (remember when Gandalf and Frodo rode the little cart at the beginning of the first film? It wasn’t a special effect but forced perspective as well, they were seated far from each other, but Elija Wood was seated on one end of the long bench while Ian McKellen was seated on the other one).
Well, there’s one table you won’t find me eating at. I refuse to eat off a table cloth that smells of midget droppings.
you just couldn’t come up with a better title, could you?
It’s very artsy… I wonder if whomever took this picture has other similar stuff out there?
You barely notice the monkey.
Father and daughter methinks? She appears to exhibit some signs of dwarfism.
This picture is an obvius setup, not a photoshop job, i agree totally with Mich in the style of the photo.
That dude has a big head.
It’s my cousin Alfredo!!!!!! What’s Georgina doing there?
perspective win
She can’t take her eyes off his massive junk.
Er, not so massive you mean..
@R Car
Why is the refrigerator handle so high if midgets live there?
That guy is really ugly
@FLO
I dont think that the refrigerator was the only thing High when they took that picture.
I love midgets!
Hmmm. That monkey under the chair is quite strange actually…
yup, the monkey is the creepy part
Um, I thought that was a doll, not a real girl. Which wouldn’t make the pic any less weird, btw.
@The What Now?
i thought the same, but what perplexes my brain about this picture is why would someone be willing a part of a photo like this? what was the interview process like if there was one. “hello sir or madam.” sir or madam “hello.” “i am sure you are aware of our latest photo spread, we would like to know if your daughter would be interested in taking a creepy black and white picture with a chubby midget pedo.” sir or madam “oh sure we can get little sussy to do it she has a ponytail so perfect people will think its shopped.”
I’m fairly certain I’ve seen that monkey somewhere.
I wonder what really makes this picture so WTF… Is it the midget ready to attack anyone that comes near, or the fact that it look’s way bigger than that girl, who is not a Midget. Or maybe, but just maybe, it was the wierd creepy monkey under the girl’s chair.
I dunno, it’s just WTF.
The perspective illusion would have worked a lot better if the little girl’s shoe wasn’t blocked by the far end of the tablecloth. It had me WTFing until I noticed that.
its pedo-monkey and giant midget dad to the rescue!!!!!
giant midget?
Could well be a scene from Tarkovski’s movie ‘Stalker’, or the original book by the Strugatzki bros. Both highly recommended, and quite different from another.
What you can’t see in the picture: The girl telekinetically moving stuff around in the yard.
@Nishi
The forced perspective if anything makes it even more WTF. Cause you then have to wonder why someone would want this photo to look like this. Also if it wasn’t forced perspective it would have to be ‘shopped so…
@86
I agree.
The man is just a lot closer than everything else
why is there a gorilla under the chair??
@WhoNose
The whole thing is a couple of sandwiches short of a roadside picnic.
silly wast of effert
Its not photoshoped. its the oldest trick in the book. The girl is just further away.. (DUDES think about all the cliche eiffel tower and pisa tower pictures??????????????? DUHHHHH)
OMFG U FAGZ ITS SO SHOPPED, JUST LOOK AT THOSE SHOPEPD PIXILS, OFMGP OFMFMG. /FONTSIZE ELEVENTY BILLION SHOPPPEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!111111
optical illusion, not photoshopped.
All about optical perspective.
A giant midget, you are an oxymoron!!!
@86
I agree. The table is closer.
There are many strange things about this picture. Many strange things… Ps I like octopus x 1.
It’s just perspective, DUH! You can tell the girls sneakers are JUST barely behind the table cloth and gives it away.
He is a Dwarf not a midget. There is a difference. A midget is a perfectly formed little person. A dwarf has some irregularities such as
short legs and fingers. Great picture,good use of perspective.
Hehe, well played Tom. Didn’t know the English title of the book.
Yeah, It’s definitely a picture of a dwarf and a little girl. If it is shopped, It was just some touch-ups and if this picture is a complete fabrication then it gets my endless applause.
Also for the record, midgets are not “perfectly formed little people.”
They have several abnormalities and proportion issues. A “perfectly formed little person” would be a pygmy.
Um, no. I’m last.
Not photoshopped, ita an old photography trick..the table and dwarf are closer to the camera..the girl is sitting on the otherside, notice the tip of her shoe behind the table cloth..whats wrong with you people that think EVERYTHING is photoshopped..ya, maybe used for touch-ups but not the actual picture.
look closely you’ll see that the table is infront of the little girl look at the kid’s shoe it’s behind the table cloth not under it
either way its good to see fans of proper sci-fi are still out there
@WhoNose
how you done gone and arrived at Tarkovsky? you genuine genius.
this will be like the 3rd post saying this – Its not shooped. Its a small table with a small guy on it. The Table with the little man is closer to the camera than the girl – who is sitting, lets say, 5 feet farther away from the camera than the little man is. Look at the little girls shoe – notice how the tip is behind the edge of the table cloth. Like its.. farther away! And looking at how the feet of the chair is farther away than the feet of the table. Blar blar blar, you can find the rest!
only just noticed the monkey
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One of my easiest exercises!
Click the link under my name for the girl playing telekinetically…
100% correct. this photo IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED. look at the sunlight on the girls foot…if the table was in front of her it would in shade.
This is incredibly odd~
@HolyCrap
What the fuck is wrong with you
@paull For you I would gladly take the oxy off.
This is the midgit that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created on Day #1, right after he finished with the mountain and the trees and the Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory!
the monkey is waaaattcccchhhhinnnnggg…..
Now that’s a baby I wouldn’t mess with.
The man on the table is in the foreground and the girl is much further back. depth of field has been reduced to give the illusion of a great size difference. cute.
@kevin
Wrong. A midget is a small-sized, perfectly proportional adult. A dwarf has limb, spine and organ deformities.
Their genitals are usually of normal-to-large size.
The table isn’t even in front of the little girl, that’s how far away the guy on the table is. If it were, the light coming in through the window in front of her wouldn’t make it to the floor underneath where she is sitting.
wow… you guys see that fridge? it’s nice.
noone frikkin cares if its shopped just frikking comment about something frikkin else ya frikkin understand? Thats not why someone posts a frickin picture!!???!?!!?!?!??!
…..thats….tht monkey is just so….so….ugh i cant even explain what it is cuz it’s just that frikkin creepy!
my opinion, don’t care if it’s photo’d, if he’s a midget, (though I agree it is a matter of perspective) It is freakin creepy though. I hate midgets anyway, and this one looks like a child molesting pervert. Nightmares tonight
@Brandon
Look at the end of the tabletop & project it to the other side of the picture where it would meet the counter…from the end of the table to the girl, looks like about a yard . Cool pic on perspectives, though.
more curious who the artist/photogragher is.
Holy shit that’s so weird! Look at that monkey! That’s so creepy.
It’s not photoshop, it is cleverly placed camera angle. the little girl is sitting farther away from the table, but not actually at the table. Really awesome, good work!
alright, guys, i think i know what’s wrong. the refridgerator only has one door!!
It is called Art People of course it is altered baby body and man head. god you’ll are dense.
How do explain that Huge Dwarfs really DO exist?
HOLY SHIT!… Theres a monkey over there!
i like the perspective….
Except the whole picture itself.
i agree with the guy who says its a seen from a movie or book the little girl(who is a midget/dwarf as well) is concetrating on somthing like doing telekenis
is the girl missin a pinkie or is her other finger hidden?
Forced perspective. Old film trick.
really? that’s just wrong.
MANBABY?!?! :0
For whatever reason, the gorilla under the chair disturbs me the most as well.