I don’t know. If you stepped outside to get the newspaper one morning and saw this, would you think to call the police, or just mind your own business? Seems very suspicious to me.
Steve, or as he often liked to think of himself, “Stephanie”, was off to a bad start today, but he had no idea how bad it would be. He took off early for a quicky before work to make a little money, but before he knew it, it was all heterosexuality and guilt, and threatening the MEP with a tire-iron…
this looks just too insane to be true … but this guy with the wrench is really tough .. running around like this during a ice-cold day…. It looks like it’s -20°C … does naybody disagree??
Yes it looks cold. But what’s more shocking is the number of people who think this man has accessorized his outfit with some sort of metal bar or wrench. I thought everyone knew the rules of fashion: No white after labor day, no open-toed shoes with business suits, and black stockings and garters go with riding crops, not wrenches/bars.
He’s holding the socket wrench because his robot is falling over. The service robot accidentally laid out his wife’s clothes for him this morning which led to embarrassing situations at work. He took it out on the the robot which resulted in damage to the gyroscope it uses for balance. Man feels guilty and a little stupid for damaging his own service bot so he needs to fix it. I thought it was pretty obvious.
Actually, looks like the guy falling down is trying to escape the clutches of a Dahmer-esque psycho. His ‘visitor’ is obviously drugged, hence his inability to walk well. His visitir had passed out, and Jeffy thought it was safe to go change.
But while Jeffy was getting dressed, his victim managed to get it together enough to try and escape. Jeffy heard the door open and had to chase him down half naked with the only weapon he had, his riding crop. Then when he got outside he had to corral his prey and get him back unside. Hopefully the guy with the camera called the cops before Jeffy could eat the guy’s brains.
This is definately the most wtf pic I have seen on here- anyone noticed that he’s wearing an ugly and unfashionable jacket in order to keep warm? This would be perfectly reasonable in such a climate, and not wtf at all, if he were not wearing what he’s wearing on the bottom… massive contradiction.
It’s just… the furniture, the snow, the riding crop, the garters, and unexplained act of violence… so wtf.
Plus anyone notice that he’s not actually wearing any underpants? He’s wearing the garters and stockings, held up perhaps by a corset or a girdle underneath, but he’s not wearing any nickers… in that weather his balls must be up in his neck.
@nitch
Could possibly be why no one’s noticed any knickers; no danglies to tell. And the reason he’s wearing the ugly jacket instead of matching corset is obvious… he needs it to cover his dangerously pointy foot long nipples in this weather. I always did wonder where babies came from…
nitch :
Plus anyone notice that he’s not actually wearing any underpants? He’s wearing the garters and stockings, held up perhaps by a corset or a girdle underneath, but he’s not wearing any nickers… in that weather his balls must be up in his neck.
He must be freezing!
X-Ray vision — worth every penny
Jeez! Does anyone know the story behind this? Is the guy who got hit with the metal bar okay?
I wonder if he deserved it. Burglary gone humiliating?
I don’t know. If you stepped outside to get the newspaper one morning and saw this, would you think to call the police, or just mind your own business? Seems very suspicious to me.
He is fuck’d up : )
Backstory PLEASE, and make it tawdry!
It’s a metal bar? I thought it was a riding crop.
What really confuses me is the fact that there’s just this random couch in the front of a building in the snow. o.o
Serves the guy right for wearing boxers.
Dumb and Dumber – The Later Years?
Steve, or as he often liked to think of himself, “Stephanie”, was off to a bad start today, but he had no idea how bad it would be. He took off early for a quicky before work to make a little money, but before he knew it, it was all heterosexuality and guilt, and threatening the MEP with a tire-iron…
this is what happens when you try breaking into Dr. Frankenfurt’s place.
@BioRocks
Fighting over a satchel of Harrison Ford’s pubes they won on Ebay.
lmfao…it’s obvious they are fighting over who is going to be the ‘girl’…I think the dude in the knickers and suspenders won…hahahhahahaaaaa
um truly is wtf
hmmmm eastern Europe lady boy doesnt get paid?
this looks just too insane to be true … but this guy with the wrench is really tough .. running around like this during a ice-cold day…. It looks like it’s -20°C … does naybody disagree??
Yes it looks cold. But what’s more shocking is the number of people who think this man has accessorized his outfit with some sort of metal bar or wrench. I thought everyone knew the rules of fashion: No white after labor day, no open-toed shoes with business suits, and black stockings and garters go with riding crops, not wrenches/bars.
@Michelle
oh yes that make sense, and yet doesn’t make the pic any less WTF. Good job!
@Michelle
Now I really wondering what he’s beating the other guy into.
“For the last time put on that D@MN saddle! We’re going to a polo match soon. Without you suiting up, my outfit doesn’t make any sense.”
rofl
He’s holding the socket wrench because his robot is falling over. The service robot accidentally laid out his wife’s clothes for him this morning which led to embarrassing situations at work. He took it out on the the robot which resulted in damage to the gyroscope it uses for balance. Man feels guilty and a little stupid for damaging his own service bot so he needs to fix it. I thought it was pretty obvious.
violence in (gay) marriage?
Actually, looks like the guy falling down is trying to escape the clutches of a Dahmer-esque psycho. His ‘visitor’ is obviously drugged, hence his inability to walk well. His visitir had passed out, and Jeffy thought it was safe to go change.
But while Jeffy was getting dressed, his victim managed to get it together enough to try and escape. Jeffy heard the door open and had to chase him down half naked with the only weapon he had, his riding crop. Then when he got outside he had to corral his prey and get him back unside. Hopefully the guy with the camera called the cops before Jeffy could eat the guy’s brains.
This is definately the most wtf pic I have seen on here- anyone noticed that he’s wearing an ugly and unfashionable jacket in order to keep warm? This would be perfectly reasonable in such a climate, and not wtf at all, if he were not wearing what he’s wearing on the bottom… massive contradiction.
It’s just… the furniture, the snow, the riding crop, the garters, and unexplained act of violence… so wtf.
Plus anyone notice that he’s not actually wearing any underpants? He’s wearing the garters and stockings, held up perhaps by a corset or a girdle underneath, but he’s not wearing any nickers… in that weather his balls must be up in his neck.
Perhaps it’s an outtake from Fargo? Sometimes the best shots end up on the cutting room floor…can’t wait for the Director’s Cut…
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@nitch
Could possibly be why no one’s noticed any knickers; no danglies to tell. And the reason he’s wearing the ugly jacket instead of matching corset is obvious… he needs it to cover his dangerously pointy foot long nipples in this weather. I always did wonder where babies came from…
He could just be wearing a fashionable thong.
DAN! Don’t go, Dan! Don’t goooo!
“Oh no, miss! You are not going ANYWHERE until you put the lotion in the basket!”
@germ- “it puts the lotion on the skin”
Rocky Horror Picture Show local cast were REALLY into character that day.
Yeah, that new brothel did seem a bit hard-pressed for clientele…