The middle one looks like she’s posing for a painting rather than a photograph. I can actually see her with her hair still pulled back way too tightly, wearing a gingham dress, same blank Mona Lisa expression, doused in sepia tones on some moth-ball smelling home’s wall, collecting dust.
Maybe they have a chicken festival?
I remeber going to america as a foreign exchange and they was a pumpkin festival locally, they had a pumpkin queen on a float holding a pumpkin…
Do I need to tell the joke about the guy who bought a male chicken, a female chicken, and long-eared braying equine and what he said to a young lady on the way home?
A fellow sick and tired of the city life, decided to move to the country. He knew nothing about farm life. After a while, he decided he needed some animals, so he went over to his next door neighbor and asked if he could buy a donkey.
The old farmer said, “Down here on the farm we don’t call them donkeys, we call them asses”
The city guy says, “ok”. I also want a rooster that lays eggs.”
The old farmer says, “Them ain’t roosters, we call them pullets.
“Oh, ok”. says the city guy. “But I also would like to get a rooster.” farmer speaks up and says, “we don’t call them roosters, we call them cocks.” The farmer says “I also need to tell you about the Ass. Sometimes he gets real stubborn and balks, then you tickle him behind the ear to make him go again.”
O.K says the city guy and he takes off down the road with his chickens under his arms. Half way home the donkey stops in the road and refuses to go any further. The city guy has his arms full with the chickens who are struggling to escape and he can’t reach the donkey’s ear. Here comes a car up behind them and stops. The guy goes over to the car and asks the young lady inside, “I’m in a bit of a bind here. Can I get you to help me out a second? Would you mind holding my cock and pullet while I tickle my ass?”
Holy Crap!
I went to high school with the girl in the pink dress!
We don’t live in the boonies either, we live in Atlanta.
Oh my gosh that is too funny.
OHMGosh! The girl on the left in the red/pink dress was one of my best friends in high school! Like indiempress said we didn’t live in the boonies, it was the wealthiest county in Georgia!! I think it’s cool!
hahaha this is funny as hell, the funny part is i saw this picture on the girls facebook, she was a freind of a freind and in her comments took me to this web site makin fun of her picture
It’s so embarrassing when three girls all wear the same chicken to the prom.
And the hens have bigger breasts.
Corsage… redneck styles.
cocks and frocks….
Three prom queens with c*cks in their hands. Totally related.
No one here’s ever been to a county fair? Nothing WTF about this. Except maybe for the background and the thousand yard stares. And…
“So when you said we were going to check out three chicks with big c*cks…Oh I see. I’m kinda relieved.”
A white dress was a good choice when holding a rooster. Blue is the worst, it allows for greater contrast between the dress and the poopie.
last minute prom dates suck. but at least they know they will see some cock tonight.
i especially like the way that the girl with the blue dress holds her cock firmly, while all the others seem afraid to get a good grip
The middle one looks like she’s posing for a painting rather than a photograph. I can actually see her with her hair still pulled back way too tightly, wearing a gingham dress, same blank Mona Lisa expression, doused in sepia tones on some moth-ball smelling home’s wall, collecting dust.
Red White & Blue. Not only do they have great cocks, they’re also true American patriots. Somewhere an eagle is weeping a tear of happiness.
Anyone making c*ck jokes is stupid.
Those are hens…
*Ahem* all six of those chicks are female.
*insert obligatory cock joke*
Looks like someone is “hen-pecked”
The chick on the left is hot. And the one in the red dress ain’t bad either.
all 3 of them are stroking their cocks
I thought this was a repeat, but remembered that it was on Awkward Family Photos a couple of months ago.
Maybe they have a chicken festival?
I remeber going to america as a foreign exchange and they was a pumpkin festival locally, they had a pumpkin queen on a float holding a pumpkin…
Anyone named “Bagels” is stupid.
Allow me to throw you all a bone, now that the cock jokes are passé:
Young female hens are called “pullets.”
@Pistachio
Do I need to tell the joke about the guy who bought a male chicken, a female chicken, and long-eared braying equine and what he said to a young lady on the way home?
all i gotta say is… WTF????
already saw this on Awkward Family Photos
@Bryonia
ears pricked and curiosity piqued. I can’t kind of get the gist but want to hear it in the correct order.
A fellow sick and tired of the city life, decided to move to the country. He knew nothing about farm life. After a while, he decided he needed some animals, so he went over to his next door neighbor and asked if he could buy a donkey.
The old farmer said, “Down here on the farm we don’t call them donkeys, we call them asses”
The city guy says, “ok”. I also want a rooster that lays eggs.”
The old farmer says, “Them ain’t roosters, we call them pullets.
“Oh, ok”. says the city guy. “But I also would like to get a rooster.” farmer speaks up and says, “we don’t call them roosters, we call them cocks.” The farmer says “I also need to tell you about the Ass. Sometimes he gets real stubborn and balks, then you tickle him behind the ear to make him go again.”
O.K says the city guy and he takes off down the road with his chickens under his arms. Half way home the donkey stops in the road and refuses to go any further. The city guy has his arms full with the chickens who are struggling to escape and he can’t reach the donkey’s ear. Here comes a car up behind them and stops. The guy goes over to the car and asks the young lady inside, “I’m in a bit of a bind here. Can I get you to help me out a second? Would you mind holding my cock and pullet while I tickle my ass?”
That’s basically the one I knew, except the guy was a city fella from Boston in old New England (no cars) and he scratched his ass.
They’re holding big cocks
“Can someone hold my Cock & Pullet?”
@Bryonia
L…M…A…O!! I love a good joke with class and style <3
The one on the left looks like a good lay
the one in the middle takes it in the ass
Mondo Trasho, more influential than first thought
do you think they want to see my cock?
no
So none of you noticed the kitten in predator mode climbing onto the blue girl’s lap, ready to attack?
Holy Crap!
I went to high school with the girl in the pink dress!
We don’t live in the boonies either, we live in Atlanta.
Oh my gosh that is too funny.
OHMGosh! The girl on the left in the red/pink dress was one of my best friends in high school! Like indiempress said we didn’t live in the boonies, it was the wealthiest county in Georgia!! I think it’s cool!
This just shows how stuck-up the 4-H club really is…
way to be cock blocks, everyone…
They are holding hens now, but little do their parents know they’ll be holding cocks after the prom…
hahaha this is funny as hell, the funny part is i saw this picture on the girls facebook, she was a freind of a freind and in her comments took me to this web site makin fun of her picture
oh and their names are
girl in red/pink : Ariel Cooper (left)
girl in blue :Sabrina Elliott (middle)
girl in white: Dagney Holfman (right)
they would make great dates cause they put out… you know… cause they like cock…