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WTF Are People Saying
labby on Dat Guy! barzuk on Granny Joined Army Webb Pierce fan on Granny Joined Army Tank668 on Granny Joined Army Good Old Granny on Twinsies!
lady or guy in trench coat with lobster wig/hat.
The one-man bachelorette party!
I love how they aren’t all exactly the same color. Now that’s attention to detail!
…..I’m speechless…….
He looks really, uh, “happy”…
This makes me horny…
How horrifying.
¿Quién es el más poronga? ¡YO soy el más poronga!
Even stranger, where exactly would one buy a “penis suit” from?
They all seem to have balls except the one that is anatomically correct.
No.
I am immediately reminded of the Funk in “The Legend of Old Gregg”
“He has One weak point”
And here, Ladies, gents and mike, we see a /d/-cosplay
It’s a one man sausage fest
this guy won’t be please with one fe****io. He needs one per d*ck
The blood… it rushes from my head… I feel… faint…
So i lost thhis bet… well long story short……
that is, like, a $2000 suit. Those things aren’t cheap!
I NEVER forget a face…lessee…Tom? Harry?
That’s got to be one heck of a popular costume, but I’d sure hate to be the one who has to clean it when it’s returned.
What a cock-knocker.
Paging Dr. Cox, Dr. Cox…paging Dr. Cox.
Look at his/its face.
Oh God. I really don’t know where to start. (literally)
@Mr Evilwrench
It ate me.
So that’s what a Ballchinian looks like without a Human disguise.
@brent
And how, may I ask, do you know this?
Bet that every one of them is bigger than his original.
anyone else notice the white stuff hanging from the one that’s in the right place?
Also, I think this is what the Trojan Man looks like when he takes his uniform off.
I got nothin’…
I second that.
Somewhere out there is someone wearing a Fleshlight suit, waiting for that message on E-Harmony.
Somehow, it makes me not want to be the one that has to clean his bathroom. I can almost bet that he can never aim right no matter which one he uses!
thats just nasty.
Slaanesh! Slaanesh! Slaanesh!
Let me guess, his name is Dixon…
This guy must spend a fortune on condoms.
@Jasper
He’s a Ballchinnian! Men In Black 2. Alright. Giggedy.
woulda been better were they not all the same size and shape. it’s a bit monotonous.
@Eryn
he saved children but not the British children!
I bet this uuy is South African
@Shagsbeard i JUST WET MY PANTS WHEN I READ THAT lol
@HoneyBeeee
lol that is too funny
@Goldie
he uses them all on one chick?
It looks like most of them are suffering from some kind of skin irritation. Rather red, wouldn’t you say?
Spiderman can shoot web out of his wrists… how about this guy? What can he do?
Oh, HELL YES!
It’s my future ex-husband!
Yeah, but I heard the girls were all over him. Lucky stiff.
This guy would be of interest to Mr. Wong Burger (aqua teen hunger force)
Shouldn’t this be illegal?
Ummmm….WTF
what you don’t see is all the missing ****** on the back of his suit. hey where’d they go?
@holy cow!
the only obvious inference is that you DO have to clean his bathroom
From the looks of it, that guy can satisfy 36 women AT ONCE!
AIDS
DO NOT WANT.
This may inspire a new game… “Find the real one..”..
OH MY GOD LOL
WHO BUYS THOSE THINGS ANYWAY
That’s so sick but it’s hilarious XD
@dischord33
don’t be getting jealous, don’t you!
A kick meant to stop this guy in his tracks need not be “well-placed.”
He could have a one man orgy…
So…When a hot girl walks by…And he gets aroused…Do they, like, all go up at once? Because that would be hard to hide.
The doctor warned Jackson not to get aroused or he will faint from the loss of blood into his brain.
Remember kids, too much plastic surgery can turn you into a multi-penised monster. However, you’ll be a smash hit in the porn industry.
you go man! anyone that says you suck or look ugly…well… they just got penis envy! thats it!
Wow, and it looks like he shaved them ALL. Oh God. How long would that take?
I wonder what will he do if people tell him to go f*ck himself…
veary usefull if they’re hard rubber.
he he. “hard”
am i the only one that’s actually creeped out by the suit (finding it nauseating?) The longer I look at it the more irritated I get.
He must pay a fortune whenever he goes into a bordello…
washington, washington10 feet tall and weighed a fucking ton?
yeah, he’ll kick yo apart…