I don’t get it. What is the intent here? What does a unicorn penis have to do with anything besides shock value..and what purpose does shock value ever have? Nothing besides ego boosting. This unicorn-man craves attention and can only get it by being “so out there!” and, well “shocking”. I don’t like attention whores of any supposed cross bred species.
This is a gorgeous photo of our Lord and Savior of the Unicorns, Brother Jesus in the Yucatan. If you would like to hear more about his awesome deeds, please follow this link: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=56122151596&ref=ts
Yeah, I guess so. I guess the joy of living is you can whatever the hell you want (though it should only be if it doesn’t hurt others). Does eye burning count as injuring others?
I think the more disturbing issue is that so much detail was placed on certain aspects of the costume, and so little on others.
If you’re going to play up your golden wang, you’d think at least you’d go to the trouble of using the good bodypaint (it is not hard to find, and it doesn’t smudge, in fact, it is spray on and might have enhanced this…. shudder).
Also, it’s a uni-bummer that none of his hair (fur, misused wigs, former plushies) matches. There is some kind of yellow-blonde on his head, what looks like a platinum Rapunzel job on his tail, something that looks like recycled ‘faux lion’ on his feet, then, the only things that clearly had some thought put into it: matching Old Gold horn-on-head & large drooping tootsie-roll in the crotch area.
Honestly. If that tail is held on by the g-string, the cheating is complete.
Give me the uncensored version of the orangina ad anyday. They did wrong so right it still gives me nightmares.
gloworm :I don’t get it. What is the intent here? What does a unicorn penis have to do with anything besides shock value..and what purpose does shock value ever have? Nothing besides ego boosting. This unicorn-man craves attention and can only get it by being “so out there!” and, well “shocking”. I don’t like attention whores of any supposed cross bred species.
Have to say though, better than attention whoring via self-righteousness. Whatever happened to live and let live? More so judge and be judged these days. Society needs to pull the pole out of its collective arse and cruuuuuise bro.
I’m glad to live in a place where this kind of expression (attention whoring) is tolerated and even embraced. I think it’s a wild costume, but beautiful and artistic in it’s way. I wouldn’t want to see my uncle wear it to thanksgiving dinner, but a club, fair, parade? Hell yes!
I once heard a comedian portraying a dimwitted professional football player. His publicist told him to go to various charity events and he did, even if he didn’t know just what it was they were collecting for. At a UNICEF do he guessed that “unicefs, they like unicorns, only they got a big willy in the middle of they forehead, and they desperately need your money…to buy hats!”
Since seeing that guy’s routine on “Night Flight”, my wife and I have kept our eyes open for unicefs, and have spotted a surprising number of them.
First! Yeah!
I love the tag “fabulous”
“You spin me round, round baby round round.”
dang flabbit i meant “You spin me right round baby right round.”
I really hope that tail is connected to his g-string.
@Whodat?
no its part of him
I don’t get it. What is the intent here? What does a unicorn penis have to do with anything besides shock value..and what purpose does shock value ever have? Nothing besides ego boosting. This unicorn-man craves attention and can only get it by being “so out there!” and, well “shocking”. I don’t like attention whores of any supposed cross bred species.
@gloworm
It is a costume party. The costumes are supposed to draw attention. It is a social gathering for attention whores.
*sings* “Alice the Camel has… two humps; Alice the camel has… hang on a sec… THAT’S NOT ALICE!!!” *scrubs eyes with scouring pad vigorously*
This is a gorgeous photo of our Lord and Savior of the Unicorns, Brother Jesus in the Yucatan. If you would like to hear more about his awesome deeds, please follow this link: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=56122151596&ref=ts
@BoringTroll
Yeah, I guess so. I guess the joy of living is you can whatever the hell you want (though it should only be if it doesn’t hurt others). Does eye burning count as injuring others?
Oh well. You go Unicorn-Penis-Man!
I think the more disturbing issue is that so much detail was placed on certain aspects of the costume, and so little on others.
If you’re going to play up your golden wang, you’d think at least you’d go to the trouble of using the good bodypaint (it is not hard to find, and it doesn’t smudge, in fact, it is spray on and might have enhanced this…. shudder).
Also, it’s a uni-bummer that none of his hair (fur, misused wigs, former plushies) matches. There is some kind of yellow-blonde on his head, what looks like a platinum Rapunzel job on his tail, something that looks like recycled ‘faux lion’ on his feet, then, the only things that clearly had some thought put into it: matching Old Gold horn-on-head & large drooping tootsie-roll in the crotch area.
Honestly. If that tail is held on by the g-string, the cheating is complete.
Give me the uncensored version of the orangina ad anyday. They did wrong so right it still gives me nightmares.
A lot of the pics on this site come from Burning Man, the Do-Dah Parade, and other such freak-fests.
is that the crazy sock woman in the background?
Wow that unicorn is hung like a horse!
@oops win comment!
That unicorn has an eighties hairstyle!!
Have to say though, better than attention whoring via self-righteousness. Whatever happened to live and let live? More so judge and be judged these days. Society needs to pull the pole out of its collective arse and cruuuuuise bro.
I’m glad to live in a place where this kind of expression (attention whoring) is tolerated and even embraced. I think it’s a wild costume, but beautiful and artistic in it’s way. I wouldn’t want to see my uncle wear it to thanksgiving dinner, but a club, fair, parade? Hell yes!
Fake!
go to any gay pride parade in any major metropolitan area and you will see tons of stuff like this. i’ve seen MUCH worse.
Um….. I really hope this was a prank… or something horrible… like a “who can dress worse” contest….
Sadly, I don’t think that’s what’s keeping it in place.
Also… couldn’t leave the cell phone at home, eh pony boy?
“…OH LORD I’M SO FORLORN, I JUST CAN’T FIND NO UNICORN!” I guess we now know what the unicorns were doing during the flood.
Damn, I hate furries.
If you’re gonna do a naked costume, why not use your own junk? At least then you’re not false advertising.
I wonder what he was charging for rides…
I think its awesome. I love to dress up. This man has a lot of guts to dress up like that and cause controversy
Whodat? is afraid it’s connected to a buttplug.
@pokey
(btw, that WAS his own junk… what are you talking about??)
@perv …and we hate you.
Wow, one girl’s going for it.
What I want to know is where he got the boots that look somewhat like hooves, I want to pull this off sometime, but for better.
Those look like they were probably some other boot modified by hand.
But you can get professional hoof boots at places like Mustang Springs Ranch and Punitive Shoes.
Enjoy
Pony play sub-genre?
I’m pretty sure that tail’s not hanging off the g-string.
@eric
you’ll have to join the end of the queue if you wanna pull off the unicorn man…
haha
eye bleach! quickly!
dont go to south beach
Anyone else noticed the giant golden penis?
Lady Gaga is taking it too far!!!
@an elite
Oh my God, I didn’t notice it until you mentioned it! It was the hair/horn thing that caught my attention first.
I think this person in the costume enjoys the company of other gentlemen.
Who doesn’t?
This give a whole new meaning to the phrase “going stag”.
This is why I hate people.
I once heard a comedian portraying a dimwitted professional football player. His publicist told him to go to various charity events and he did, even if he didn’t know just what it was they were collecting for. At a UNICEF do he guessed that “unicefs, they like unicorns, only they got a big willy in the middle of they forehead, and they desperately need your money…to buy hats!”
Since seeing that guy’s routine on “Night Flight”, my wife and I have kept our eyes open for unicefs, and have spotted a surprising number of them.
I’m kind of wondering how he got that “tail” to stick but i don’t actually want to know o_O
All I can think of is, he makes walking with that tail up his ass look awfully easy.
Look Tailor Swift!
Judging from the swing of his arm, the angle of his hip, and his luscious mane, I would have to say that he is the straightest man there.
man, i’d never want to play leap frog with this guy!!!!!
ugh. painful. >.<
Only one horn i don’t get it
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!