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I Don't Want Candy…

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Submitted By: Rykan V via Bart Van Oudenhove

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  1. R Car says:

    I see no coin slot, and maybe I should.

  2. gloworm says:

    GumBalls

  3. Chipmunk says:

    @R Car
    it’s around the back.

  4. Sheepy says:

    This has less danger of getting caught in it, but a zipper is still easier to use.

  5. Kwazzi says:

    I reckon you could get away with not using the coin slot if you twiddle the right knobs… the questions here are, who would want to, would the candy be palatable and where can I get one of those candy bikinis?

  6. Mr Evilwrench says:

    I think I like the girl with the beer better.

  7. Anna Rexia says:

    “After being fired by Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Bob really let himself go.”

  8. Jeremy says:

    I have never been so happy to not have any quarters.

  9. skizzbucket says:

    I’ve seen this pic somewhere before. Who is this freak?

  10. Jeanette says:

    There’s no way that that thing is comfortable.

  11. Liz says:

    @Anna Rexia
    well, as you could consider that he was fired when he was convicted of attempted murder and put in prison, he really did let himself go. but that is all fictional of course

  12. bug man says:

    it’s the little things that complete these costumes. It looks like this guy got a bikini wax for this look. Now that’s commitment.

    On the other hand, what’s up with attention whores and cell phones? (see unicorn boy)

  13. dw says:

    pride parade duh. those things are like mardi gras.

  14. Cocal says:

    Hahaha that’s hilarious…@Anna Rexia

  15. noca says:

    @bug man
    The complete smoothness of this guy struck me as well, looks like he got everything waxed! This is some outstanding commitment, if only we were all so dedicated.

  16. DasBeck says:

    No, those are Spanx (or smimilar corrective undergarment), human skin dosen’t have that sheen (even with a hot wax and some crisco)you can just see the waistband. Maybe he has body image issues and didn’t want his love handles to show?

  17. Lolz says:

    @DasBeck
    Spanx! They just started to sell them in Australia!

    I want candy, I want candy. (points if you can give me both songs and artists)

  18. Anna Rexia says:

    @Lolz
    “I Want Candy” by Bow Wow Wow
    Also done by Aaron Carter and M.C. Chris for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie.

  19. yop says:

    is this vancouver?

  20. Kwazzi says:

    @yop
    It’s Vigeland sculpture park in Oslo.

  21. milpool says:

    man…. carrot top sure quit the whole body building thing….

  22. Tek says:

    His legs are amazingly smooth.

  23. bob says:

    Rumor has it that Gunther has used the bodies of executed Chinese (political?) prisoners.

    Fact has it the guy is a freak.

  24. robert says:

    People will do anything to get out of the military…

  25. RedGrapes says:

    Mommy, this candy tastes funny! o_O

  26. Flunky says:

    i keep seeing this when I close my eyes =P

  27. pudding says:

    WTF!?!?!?!?!?!
    I saw that guy in cologne xD

  28. Anna says:

    Looks like something Lady Gaga would wear.

  29. Lolz says:

    @Anna Rexia
    Yep. You got them all correct! Are you a fan?

  30. Kate says:

    See kids, this is why you don’t take candy from strangers.

  31. Jalanea Briggs says:

    I will never want gumballs again…….

  32. NaomiK says:

    Hello? Lady Gaga? I believe I have something of yours, and it feels gooood.

  33. tami says:

    …I don’t think that this is equivalent to the correct functions of the human body. =/

  34. That’s it! I’m NEVER buying candy from vending machine EVER AGAIN!

  35. snokful says:

    BEST COSTUME EVER

  36. SGFAZ says:

    That bastard killed Tom Servo and his family and made horrifying clothing with it!
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  37. Skoti says:

    OK, I’ll put the quarter in, but I’m not turning the knob!

  38. Brian says:

    I suddenly have a sudden urge to call my congressmen to push legislation that would ban ALL coins.

  39. allisawes....fail says:

    Hey kids! wana treat?

  40. yepmop ynohtna says:

    Gumball machine: YOUR’E DOING IT WRONG

  41. Andrew says:

    Damn, I don’t have a quarter.

  42. mayuri says:

    those aren’t candies, they are disposable nipples

  43. Zou says:

    Remember when momy told you “don’t accept a candy from any stranger?” She was talking about him…

  44. Wondering says:

    Don’t turn the handle!

  45. fucketh thou says:

    I appreciate that the candy AND his penis can fit in such a small space

  46. NomNomNom says:

    The worst part of this picture is the fact that the “candy machine” isn’t completely full…

  47. Cypher says:

    Quick, someone get me a quarter. I wanna see what happens when I twist that knob.

  48. Gaz says:

    “Mommy? Can I have a quarter?” … “No sweetheart, stay away from him”…


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