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Submitted By: Labgrrrl
This WTF was posted on Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 at 6:00 am
Suddenly I feel like a fruit salad…
She has a healthy glow… or… something…
I prefer seedless.
This is scaring the life out of me!
At least she’s a wholesome date.
I’ve actually had just the head used for my Facebook profile pic, before.
The black button eyes (or whatever they are using) reminds me of “Coraline”. Creeps me out…
seen it once before. still creepy… DX
@Bryonia She’s not a date, she’s a watermelon. Learn your fruit.
I’ll go away now.
Hey, its Melanie! … get it? “Melon-y”?? HAAAA okay I’m gonna go join murgatroyd in the STFU corner.
@Kwazzi So does she.
Creepy win.
What kind of person sees a watermelon and thinks “huh, I could make a face out of this”?
I’d hit it… with a baseball bat!
@dischord33 The same person who sees a lump of clay and thinks “huh, I could make a salad out of this…”
first women which has semen in face already before bj
its you watch food networks “the challenge” you might have seen the fruit competition where this watermelon was carved. Photoshopped.
I’m intrigued by the eyes… how’d she/he do that?
Looks like headcrabs are mating with watermelons now.
*SCREEEEEEEEECH*splort*
after this picture was taken, she lost her life at a Gallagher show
Nice matching shirt.
Photoshopped. Years ago I saw the watermelon on it’s own, it was not attached to some person’s head.
James :after this picture was taken, she lost her life at a Gallagher show
Gallagher joke = Epic Win
However, double quote = I fail.
Gan :first women which has semen in face already before bj
What the hell kind of fruit to you have in your house?
lets hollow her out and fill her with vodka
This is scary, but its photoshoped I can tell. Still wtf
Phil :lets hollow her out and fill her with vodka
WIN!! LMAO
FAKE!!!
This is a total photoshop job.
You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.
Its just like that scene from the movie Never Back Down, when Max was trying to see in the dark. He had to sit down and he never got back up, because a fruit loop fractured his skull.
This is sufficiently creeping me out…
Those eerie, gimlet eyes are so…scary.
id hit that.. and im talking in the face
does her sticker say, “Smell Me?”
Holy fucking mackerel, my fiance has that very same shirt. What are the odds?
Yeah, it is photoshopped. But I’m wondering who that is behind her and wtf they’re trying to be.
Peter, I know it’s a blind date, but I promise she’s good for you.
I don’t see what the big deal is. She obviously just ate some gushers!
@Pixie You mean the coat rack?
Bahaha. She even gave her watermelon shell highlights.
If she had a twin, then those would be some BIG melons. *Doing!*
Meet the daughter of Walter Melon :<
THIS LOOKS SHOPPED!
and you thought I was the fruit! look who’s laughing now, mom and dad!
“I Swear, Jeffery, if I come home tonight and find you putting her head in the microwave, I’m going to let you have it!”
I wonder if she dates black guys.
Is this one Spit or Swallow?
Mom realized what I meant when I said “don’t be alarmed, she’s a little fruity…” … she was alarmed despite the warning.
that’s scary….
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Suddenly I feel like a fruit salad…
She has a healthy glow… or… something…
I prefer seedless.
This is scaring the life out of me!
At least she’s a wholesome date.
I’ve actually had just the head used for my Facebook profile pic, before.
The black button eyes (or whatever they are using) reminds me of “Coraline”. Creeps me out…
seen it once before. still creepy… DX
@Bryonia
She’s not a date, she’s a watermelon. Learn your fruit.
I’ll go away now.
Hey, its Melanie! … get it? “Melon-y”?? HAAAA okay I’m gonna go join murgatroyd in the STFU corner.
@Kwazzi
So does she.
Creepy win.
What kind of person sees a watermelon and thinks “huh, I could make a face out of this”?
I’d hit it… with a baseball bat!
@dischord33
The same person who sees a lump of clay and thinks “huh, I could make a salad out of this…”
first women which has semen in face already before bj
its you watch food networks “the challenge” you might have seen the fruit competition where this watermelon was carved.
Photoshopped.
I’m intrigued by the eyes… how’d she/he do that?
Looks like headcrabs are mating with watermelons now.
*SCREEEEEEEEECH*splort*
after this picture was taken, she lost her life at a Gallagher show
Nice matching shirt.
Photoshopped. Years ago I saw the watermelon on it’s own, it was not attached to some person’s head.
Gallagher joke = Epic Win
However, double quote = I fail.
What the hell kind of fruit to you have in your house?
lets hollow her out and fill her with vodka
This is scary, but its photoshoped I can tell. Still wtf
WIN!! LMAO
FAKE!!!
This is a total photoshop job.
You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.
Its just like that scene from the movie Never Back Down, when Max was trying to see in the dark. He had to sit down and he never got back up, because a fruit loop fractured his skull.
This is sufficiently creeping me out…
Those eerie, gimlet eyes are so…scary.
id hit that.. and im talking in the face
does her sticker say, “Smell Me?”
Holy fucking mackerel, my fiance has that very same shirt. What are the odds?
Yeah, it is photoshopped. But I’m wondering who that is behind her and wtf they’re trying to be.
Peter, I know it’s a blind date, but I promise she’s good for you.
I don’t see what the big deal is. She obviously just ate some gushers!
@Pixie
You mean the coat rack?
Bahaha. She even gave her watermelon shell highlights.
If she had a twin, then those would be some BIG melons. *Doing!*
Meet the daughter of Walter Melon :<
THIS LOOKS SHOPPED!
and you thought I was the fruit! look who’s laughing now, mom and dad!
“I Swear, Jeffery, if I come home tonight and find you putting her head in the microwave, I’m going to let you have it!”
I wonder if she dates black guys.
Is this one Spit or Swallow?
Mom realized what I meant when I said “don’t be alarmed, she’s a little fruity…” … she was alarmed despite the warning.
that’s scary….