Submitted By: Thaddeus J
Fave Comment: “There’s no proof she purchased food from Yoshinoya, or any other takeaway establishment. She could have been catching flotsam and/or critters with her chopsticks and eating that.” – Jerod Poore
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that me at a KFC at high tide
wtf? she/he must be sitting in that, because the water only goes up to the doors, and there must be steps to them to allow them to sit like that
no its a photoshop… the water could not posibly beflowing towards the takeaway place and on the left side theres a reflection of a small tree that isnt there
even so its one of the better photoshops ive seen, pretty much all the reflections in the water are correct (the one i picked up may be an attempt at reflecting the phone box and the ripples behind her from her moving into the water) only common sense makes this impossible, she would have to be sitting
actually on the left side of this picture its not a reflection of a *small tree* its the reflection of the window, dum dum! and btw it actually cud be flowing that way! you just dont have a gud imagination. i feel sorry for u!!!!!!!!!!
Her dress is dry. This looks fake to me.
Well yeah, the part of the dress not in the water… unless you can magically see INTO the water. If you can, then you are not welcome here! Go back to Krypton, you humanoid freak!
Maybe she’s sitting on the outside tables? I mean, it’s a beautiful day, may as well eat outside. O.o
There’s no proof she purchased food from Yoshinoya, or any other takeaway establishment. She could have been catching flotsam and/or critters with her chopsticks and eating that.
the door is over water so it happen often, swim in.
really bad photoshop lol
Now THAT’S fresh sushi.
where and how was this pic obtained?
I’m pretty sure it’s photoshopped cos the lighting of the person’s face is brighter & clearer than the flooded background
Her clothes don’t look wet.
Priorities ? Obviously, if you don’t eat, you don’t need a flood to kill you.
Even if she was sitting the water wouldn’t be that high up. Just look at the bushes. Bushes are always planted on ground level around restaurants. Not to mention it has the red painted curb around them kind of gives it away. So, I’m pretty much saying this is ‘shopped.
Yes, But this is china we are talking about.
I bet shes a whore! anyone want 25 on this action?
Look at her hand.
That is definitely a photoshop job. I’ve seen the original photo with the lady eating noodles.
The bushes could be in a planter–actually, they probably are, and the planters serve as a means to stop parked cars from pulling in that far.
Regardless, Yoshinoya is probably worth it.
And yes, the woman is Photoshopped in–though the flood photo is real enough and findable online.
If they shopped it they did a great job with the reflection in the water. I’m not aware of home-grade software that can fake a reflection on a non-flat surface.
You obviously aren’t aware of the superhuman ability photoshop conspiracy theorists are given at birth.
1) It doesn’t look like this girl misses a meal under any circumstance.
B) Why don’t her clothes (above the water level) show any signs of being in water? I mean water wicks through the fibers and the flooding water isn’t perfectly calm so there should be some splash effect.
iii) Not part of the ‘shopped’ conspiracists but stand in a body of moving water and see the results for yourself. Something is very odd with this pic.
@John Q Private
Her shirt looks soaked, like a completely wet tee-shirt and you can see the whitish streaks to her left (our right) and behind her, where the water streamed around her body. That moving water would also explain the blurred area where the water meets her body. As mystic eye said, if it’s a Photoshop job it’s a good one. That, or maybe the restaurant is Photoshopped.
Well, she does look like she has Down syndrome, so this would probably be perfectly normal behaviour for her.
@Strategia
Your wit astounds me sir/madam. I am beyond words.
Further proof that stupidity and Down syndrome are often mutually exclusive. AKA It’s OK to hate the tards.
If you want to play “Guess the DSM-IV entry” it’s more likely to be Prader-Willi (which I doubt), or either a form of OCD or that area of the autism spectrum that fall under the headings of “Come Hell or high water I’m getting the fried fish ball ramen I have for lunch every day and no one is going to stop me!”
aw cmon. this is ‘shopped so badly you can’t possibly think it’s real.
suprised the shop is open and employees working, if its real
Wow love the total bashing of people with disabilities on these comments. All of the disorders mentioned are serious and have profound affects on people and is nothing to take lightly
The face looks like a bad collage of magazine cut-outs*, the water behind her is painted in and the wake does not look natural.
That said, when the town I live in would flood, some businesses would stay open if they were above the crest of the flood. In one area, that sat above the crest by only two feet, the Burger King and MacDonalds had sand-baggers wading across a flooded road for free meals. The sporting goods store in the same parking lot donated their entire supply of hand-warmers and similar items via boats. Everyone appreciated the handwarmers and cocoa so much that those boats were sold-out at full price in less than a week after the flood subsided – thus paying for the hand warmers, cocoa, etc several times over.
*The face looks like a man’s, it’s out of alignment with the head, the hair looks like it was cropped from another picture and the whole thing just doesn’t sit right in the water… Unless she’s wearing some reeeeaaaalllllly heavy clothes or diving wights.
‘Scuse me. The WHITE in the water looks painted in.
HAHA Comment WIN LOL
With all the incredibly funny authentic WTF pics out there why go with a photoshopped one? Having said that, this is a funny.
@dono1
Fake. Anyone that goes river fishing will be able to point this out; you’ll notice the flow of water moves from left to right in the photo. but the waves are hitting her from the front. Furthermore, if you look behind her there is a smooth spot in the water that should actually start right with her body because her body would be disturbing the flow of the water around her.
Totally shopped! Excellently done!
Nothing is like swimming down to the parlor grabbin a fresh sushi
personaly i think if it was a real photo and i was said person i would be holding my saimine bowl above the water….just saying. i have never cried shoped on this forum but the pic lookes wrong.
Original Image..
http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/hanamotoke/folder/265248.html
just a good shopping..
failphotoshop.
Why would the water be THAT DEEP at that distance from the store that just happens to be just above the waterline? When you’re in a flood and that deep, you usually confront currents strong enough to prevent you staying in a location. Why would you go out into the water to eat, when you could stay in the shop? She needs to get out of the water and get naked so we can ridicule her body.
@enenmon
That’s called a close up flash.
The preoccupations with depth seem to presume the absence of an slope. And the subject might have just sat or squatted for the photo, almost immediately before it were taken, which would explain some of the other ostensible anomalies. None-the-less, there are other anomalies that make me believe that the photo is ‘shopped.
Yoshinoya’s got some WTF-worthy ads that cross into Photoshop Disasters here in Singapore. I should probably snap them someday but my cameraphone skills are crap.
Am i the only one that realizes that this is fake as f**k???
@gege
Aye, I call photoshop.
This is actually a good photoshopping in my opinion — but lol at the people who think it’s real!
I love how much it matters that this is photoshopped. all you shopped conspiracists fail and ruin the spirit of this website. I will now photoshop your death and pretend its real. its not about whether or not the picture is shopped its whether or not it looks fucking ridiculous.
First things first Yoshinoya is in Japan………the rainfall there is more than enough to swamp this place. And before you go off about it being ground level it isn’t most newer businesses like this are built raised to account for the annual rain season and any potential floods. second thing is she’s Japanese so i imagine shes walked through a flooded street like this a few times in her life.i know because ive ridden through a few flooded streets.
@mystic_eye_cda
You can do that in any Photoshop program, anywhere between PS8 and CS3. You just copy the layer, hit ctrl + t, rotate, overlay, and smudge to add the ripples. Not nearly as difficult as you’d think.
this is after pearl harbor
LOL ^
http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/hanamotoke/folder/265248.html
That took 30 seconds to find. I love all the self-styled PS experts, though, declaring it impossible. It’s not even terribly good.
It’s photoshop work. Her clothes aren’t wet ¬¬.
Bad use of photoshop must die
I hope somebody makes a wax figure of her.
I just do, ok?
The reason it matters if it’s shopped is that it gives us something to talk about.
If it’s real, it’s nothing more than a fugly who got hungry and walked to a part of town that wasn’t flooded and is on her/his/its way home with the meal. If it’s shopped, then, well, it’s Shopped and we talk about whether it is or not and how we can tell.
All the “Shopped!” and “Not!” talk is more a fail of funny than anything else.
I´ll neve go out, without my Ramen
@BonefishBane
im glad you enjoy
Can the PC Police give it a rest? Like, ever? There’s a difference between making a joke and hating a group of people.
All humor is based on meanness, whether it’s slapstick comedy, black comedy, comedy of errors, etc. With the exception of puns, it’s all based on laughing at the discomfort, pain, humiliation, or misfortune of others. Don’t get high and mighty because you only laugh at some mean things and not others.
People have fallen down staircases and died, or had miscarriages, or ended up with severe brain damage. Does that mean nobody is allowed to laugh at a gag where a cartoon character trips and falls down the stairs?
Such a bad photoshop. But really funny. Kudos to whoever made this fake. Hilarious.
I sit on acid.
The reflection in front of her is a big mistake.
This should be on Hawtness instead.
If she walks towards the camera, waves in front of her start to form.
@Jimbillybob
Yeah, but those “waves” don’t match the dirty brown color of the water, nor do they reflect the tawdry color of her shirt.
And the path of the water disturbance looks like someone took the “blue” airbrush and drew two lines that suggest movement, but that movement doesn’t correlate to the disturbed water movement moving from the left to the right.
Plus, why would she be “rolling” and eating at the same time. XD
is that really a woman? o.0@Jan Val
Take a leaf out of her book what means real dedication! Or was it just spontaneous hunger?
Flood or no flood I gots to have mah noodles!
“In times of tradegy, devistation and sadness, ….fat people still seem to be eating without hesitation…”
this isn’t shopped, because the sign is still low. Obviously, it wouldn’t be that low if there wasn’t a lot of water. Are you going to have toddlers read IN? I don’t think so. Its about head height, so it makes sense