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Fave Comment: “that shoe must have done something awful to deserve such a scolding.” – bob jones
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WTF Are People Saying
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Charlie Chaplin’s shoe? Nice toilet paper hat though.
a true WTF
For a minute, I thought there could be a perfectly logical explanation for the magic shoe, but then I saw the toilet paper hat. And that just confuses things even more.
Little Goody Two Shoes.
W t FFFFFf
that shoe must have done something awful to deserve such a scolding.
He stole 40 cakes. That’s as much as four tens. And that is terrible.
it’s a shoe for a sciapod.
More like little goody one-shoes.
Is there a crazy e-mail that came with this?
Hahah! That guy has a breastfeeding set for men as well! I saw him on rove once, when hamish and Andy went to japan.
there is a japanese art form that involves creating brilliant but utterly useless inventions.
Yes! This must be Kenji Kawakami (or one of his followers). He founded the Chindogu movement of useless inventions. The toilet-paper hat (for blowing one’s nose) is featured on the back cover of my copy of his (first) book on the subject.
And no one spotted his breast feeding device hangin on his chest ?? this is truly odd if you ask me.. i wonder if he is some sort of collector of these useless inventions.
1. “Mr. Jones, separating the twins is too risky of an operation. However, we do have another option…”
2. “We call this style the ‘Texas Two-step’.”
3. “Before you laugh at this shoe, remember- my hat invention stopped people from calling me a shithead.”
@Hirayuki
indeed it is Kenji: http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=it&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.repubblica.it%2F2006%2F05%2Fgallerie%2Festeri%2Fkenji-kawakami%2F1.html
oh, i get it!
We have reason to believe that hopping takes less energy than walking. Here is the invitention that will change it all!
Chang and Eng never pay for this shoe!!!
“What do you mean my insurance no longer covers visits to Dr. Hiroki? Are you saying he’s not credible? Where’s your proof?”
I wondered what that was hanging around his neck…
this is what happens when people start doing gene manipulation on clothing….
Awesome! Misdirection shoes! “Am I coming or am I going?”
Take that Mantracker!
@buster
WTF? Crazy git’s got asswipe on his head!
@brent
I don’t don’t there is such an art form, just how can you tell how brilliant it is if it is uterly useless?
I don’t DOUBT…
thanks for posting that link, Jan!!!
personally, these shoes aren’t my fav invention.
i liked the portable crosswalk. and the fan-chopsticks to cook off your noodles before you eat them. and the t-shirt with coordinates to scratch your back accurately. brilliant. and not totally useless…!
1) The double-shoe is a classic Ed Wynn prop.
2) The TP hat is a bit ruder than Wynn did — he might have used it on a USO tour.
3) The breast-feeder looks funny but it seems perfectly practical — not sure it qualifies as a “useless” invention.
Brilliant! Now we shall never again worry about putting the shoe on the wrong foot, for both shoes are the right one.
the only thing i can think of that would require this shoe would be someone with conjoined legs… the hat makes perfect sense in subways
“Its a great idea Dr. Wong, but do you honestly think a penquin is going to be able to tie his own shoes?”
“Now THIS is an idea I head years ago! I think this product would have soared, however most people don’t really have my way of thinking.”
the shoe and his toilet paper hat are both chindogus!
1) The TP dispensor hat signifies this guys a real shit head;
2) It’s not really a double-shoe, it’s just a trick mirror. I’ve seen this gag done many times in Vegas; Or,
3) It’s photoshopped.
most likely some form of god.
theres actshal a book for unusful investions and all of these are in here like the hat, and the booby milk thing. for men to feed there kids!! lol
A shoe? FOR DOLPHINS?
“OK OK, HOTDOG GO IN HERE”
shes like “GOD DAMMIT THIS IS A SHOE!”
When you talk so much shit, toilet roll on head is a great invention….
In Q Division at Mummenschantz, Miss Ellie scolds Bond for not properly caring for the equipment he is issued.
This is something a stoner would invent.
Bad Shoe! How dare you make me fall on an up escalator!