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WTF Are People Saying
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Ooh, it’s Carrie Nation’s Soviet counterpart.
Your comment: American Educational System Win!
nmmay, i giggled a little. i have poor taste
Hey grandma, can you tell me the story of how you met grandpa again?
AAAAAH MOTHERLAND
Love the crazy crooked setting, too.
I soviet russia “Ax holds you!”
Damn, you beat me to it
At least she looks nicer than Annie Wilkes…
According to the parade guidelines, this qualifies as both the spirit AND the intent of the Hammer-and-Sickle trademark. -Besides, it’s easier to direct the band with.
Joo talkink’ to me?
‘Round here we say, “borscht”.
Yet another reason to be wary of those Russian bride come-ons.
She misses the old USSR so much, she’s going to slam the axe right into her own face.
“In Soviet Russia, Axe chops-”
“Shut up, Yakov. No one laughs at you anymore.”
grandma?
mama mia!
She doesn’t need a chainsaw. No one in Russia does. Because all of us know how to use an axe properly.
I think I saw this on an episode of Monster Garage. It’s an old, one-wield Russian chopper.
she is a commie.
Looks like Lumberjack Granny turned heel.
“Thees is how ve carf pullet in olt country!”
in america lindsay borden had an axe, in mother russa grandma gave the whacks, when they saw what they’d done they gave eachother high fives!
That’s Lizzy Borden.
With the controversy of Barack Obama’s so-called communist policies, some of the Tea Partiers took their sarcastic protesting a bit too far…
FOR GRANDMOTHER RUSSIA!
In Soviet Russia…The Elderly Retire You!
So profound
Bah, in the great Soviet Union, Santa comes for YOU!!!
What do you mean we are no longer communist? Take that back or we will nuke you with axes.
i love cubans
Grammy Inna has taken to washing her ax since episodes of CSI have come to the old country.
what kind of effed up god reincarnates stalin in the body of an old lady?
In Soviet Russia, You don’t give grandma kisses…she TAKES them from you!
@CocainCuresAll
Effed up? Or one with a pungent sense of justice? At least he appreciated irony enough to give Stal-ady an axe she hasn’t the strength to swing.
‘I said back off you crazy kids! I mean… want some candy?’
FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!
She’s preparing to eat children!hahahaha
For once,
The little red hood hope the wolf will get her grandma!
Silence!!! I kill you!!
it is difficult to find some hot smokin russian wife with very good manners, most of them are just after the money ‘`~
ha-ha stupid ameriODDISHs
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this is the well known “Kuskina mother” that Khruschev threatened to show you
(Кузькина мать – KusЬka’s mother or KusЬma’s mother. Just I don’t know how to show you the pronunciation. The softening sign Ь makes the preceding consonant very soft in sound)
From Russia with LOVE boo-ha-ha
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