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Submitted By: Vero
Fave Comment: “How… why… they’re bigger than her head!!!” – Avis
I feel ill.
me too, me toooooo!
Does anyone find that attractive?
Who would use bowling balls as breast implants anyway?
Not all breasts that large are implants. My friend is (naturally a JJ–yes the size exists) and is seeking a reduction. I’d hazard a guess that that woman is my friend’s size or smaller
okay she is larger apparently. dayum that’s gotta hurt. Can NOT see why someone would do that on purpose!
i find chelsea charms a beutiful woman with a great personallity and an amazing body , shes beauty in the highest form
love you chelsea xxx
Too bad those cannonballs won’t fit.
Boobies: weapons of mass distraction.
Ouch…. there’s no way those things don’t hurt. Hope she avoids sharp objects.
Those can’t possibly be real. Must be a photoshop.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Charms
Mhm they are real. They weigh 26 lbs. each.
according to your own source they’re NOT real: “Charms has had breast augmentation surgery three times. The first augmentation enlarged her to an E cup, the second to an HH. Both were saline bags”
By “real” I believe they meant “not photoshopped”. 153 triple x’s couldn’t possibly occur in nature. Could they? Please tell me they can’t. Please!
I dated a woman with KK breast, all natural. It can happen, it does happen, but internet made it more visible.
I would love to know the context of this pic…
and to play with those titties no matter how fake they may be!
Spring Break in Tiananmen Square.
That puts the term “personal flotation” into a new light…in the event of a water landing I’m grabbing onto one of those.
Silly woman! That’s a tank, not a motorboat!
“That’s not a moon…”
The “TIT” offensive
I’m pretty sure those nails are fake.
yeah, they must be photoshopped.
Somehow hostile military invasions are always more fun during Mardi Gras.
All of us here in New Orleans approve of this message.
must be an amphibian tank…
Now, that’s just impractical!
photoshop for the fail.
oh my god, i did not even SEE that tank until i read the comments. and i’m a straight woman!
AND i even looked at all the other people in the picture, all around, trying to pick up on anything else other than the painful looking implants!!!
if this is not photoshopped, that woman needs therapy. and probably a steel rod placed next to her spinal cord. :O
Agreed.
How… why… they’re bigger than her head!!!
That’s gotta hurt! How do you even sleep with those things? All your clothes would have to be custom made, people would point and stare… *shudder*. I’m getting a backache just looking at it.
I think there was a caption on another pic ages ago that’s really appropriate here.
“When you have breasts larger than your head, it’s a problem.”
Doesn’t look like Photoshop, looks like surgery……criminal surgery. Natural women ftw.
O_O
Geez, look at the cannons on that one!
We all realize that implants of that size are filled with inert gas now don’t we. And we all watched Striptease with the creamed corn debate. Basketball sized hooters aren’t uncommon just stupid.
Erm, no. Those of us that can read know that those are polypropylene string implants in combination with saline bags. The polypropylene string implants cause inflammation, and continue to grow as they fill with fluid. No lightweight gas anywhere around.
OMG
*clutches her chest*
WTF!
Not photo shop, porn star.
Check out her Wiki page entry for details including the fact THEY STILL GROW and she occasionally has to stop by her Dr to have fluid drained!! Yikes…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Charms
Holy S$%& seriously, dosent she see the sign that says “danger no riding the tourent”
Girl in the picture is porn star Chelsea Charms. Her implants are filled with a substance similar to silly string. They weigh virtually nothing.
26 pounds each is not virtually nothing. For reference, a gallon of milk weighs eight pounds. so that’s equivalent to 3 gallons of milk plus a quart, in EACH breast.
whose ball team is she on
Man the Harpoons!!!
I get back pain just looking at this
It’s too bad that we in the US are, as a whole, way too uptight to have a parade like this.
That said, there’s simply something wrong with having implants that large.
does she run?
no she bounces
Does she have to walk around like that all the time? I can see her hands getting tired holding those things up against gravity
here is a vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sC6hAsHJME
I’d like to buy tickets to THAT gun show!
WTF! r thoes things real?
I have a 38 F chest….you should all be in awe.
34H here. Planning reduction surgery. Why the hell anyone would want anything like mine, let alone bigger, is a mystery God alone knows the answer to.
As a commenter said earlier: “exercise is key”.
By that I mean exercise targeted towards the back. In NO WAY am I saying YOU need exercise. My wife has been growing a cup size every year since high school, with no implants, and is entering the double J range. Lower back exercises keep her from going on a killing spree.
I’m mostly a breast man, so as long as it’s not a health risk, or asphyxiation, life is good for her, and also me
Sweet zombie jesus! O.O!
I have a 34FF naturally… and Suddenly I don’t feel so bad anymore.
Those…. just make me cry.
Anyone else notice that she’s chubby underneath those huge… um… Ta-tas?
What does that have to do with the price of milk? You fail.
Why would you do that to yourself? I have a D cup and my back sometimes hurts. I can’t even imagine the pain those things would bring.
Damn, how does she walk? Like, seriously…
Would a doctor even LET you do that to yourself? (legally speaking)
Not to mention swimming is out of the question for her…
Okay guys I’m not too good at tank warfare any ideas?
A distraction might work…
Ive got an idea
She looks so happy but she’ll NEVER be able to wear a shirt that fits properly again! NOTHING will make it over those things except the bikini top the size of luxembourg she’s wearing in the pic. Coincidentally, I wonder if she’ll give that to a fraternity in the event of her death?
Check out those guns.
Oh my god…so hot. I wanna run my hands all over that big shiny barrel.
I think,
Those may be fake.
I mean look at them!
That tank isn’t going to harm a soul.
The possibility of this actually being real?
who the hell knows.
this disturbs me greatly
I won’t be able to sleep tonight…
@.@
Everything’s bigger in The U.S.
Can’t the army invest in proper airbags?
Holy…Theres a point when they are no longer attractive :O
Somebody get a pin.
Real weapons of mass seduction!
I’d hope the event is the only thing that gets bigger every years and not those gazongas. OUCH.
she never actually let them out though
she get’s them drained every 2 months (she had surgery that forces fluid in, hence the size)
Yeah, I was trying not to think about where that fluid was coming from. Kind of amazing that she hasn’t had a massive infection, or something.
Well, since they’re polypropylene string implants, they’ll continue to grow as the inflammatory reaction continues, and they’ll need to be drained from time to time to even them out or prevent over-growth.
They’re probably not capable of internal support, without the external sling mechanism.
She’d be more balanced and more comfortable if another pair was added on the opposite side of the torso, as a counterweight. Could even run an internal compression beam brace from front to back which would do away with the cloth supports completely.
*nod*