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WTF Are People Saying
z on The Very Short Bus Phil on Barbie’s Revenge papa wheelie on Still Better A Love Story Than… Industrial Pelican on Quadruple Rainbow All the… moarqq on Just Taking the Baby out for a…
Kill it with fire!
first!
For the love of all things beautiful, shut the hell up.
aawwww… c’mon…
Sometimes nature can be extremely cruel…
Not that funny
Where’s PETA when you actually need them, huh?
Gaaaaahhhhhh!!!
what the hell?
a severe craniofacial defect, several vertical parts of the cranium have not merged, thats why the eyes are located in the middle of the face, not on the sides as they are actually supposed to. As the piglet has no upper respiratory tract that may be functional, its not going to be able to suck or drink – or to live.
Well arent you just a little unrelatedness ruiner.
Hey, I was wondering what the hell.. that explained it, even if it was all ‘piss on you’. ^.^
thank you. It needed an explanation.
what… the… fuck…
Seriously, what is that thing?? Does anyone know?
That would be a piglet with moderate severe holoprosencephaly…aka, “Cyclops Syndrome.” The textbook cases have only one eye – this one appeared to get almost two, but didn’t quite make it all the way.
a face only a mother could love… and I use that term very loosely…
you mean “mother”?
Hmmm, usually, they only have one eye… that makes this a rare specimen.
ARRRGH BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT!
Scared the pajeebers outta me!
This is the truest WTF I have ever seen.
I’ve been a follower of this site for a few months now and after checking it every day with my afternoon tea this is the first time I’ve actually, verbally, said ‘What The Fuck…’. Out loud. For my husband and houseplants to hear. My husband, too, uttered the magic WTF combo.
I’m getting one!
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
I’ll admit, lately the entries have been all too explicable. But today I spent a solid 45 seconds having the following thought chain: GAAAHHH! WTF! WTF!?! NO WAY!! WTF! maybe… NO! AAUUUUGH! WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!?!?!?!?
Day-um.
What in the hell…? I presume something mutated in utero?
Poor little thing!
Yes, indeed.
It’s a birth defect called holoprosencephaly. Human examples of this WTF can be found with an image search for “holoprosencephaly” … if you dare.
I’m actually gonna put that word in my TiddlyWiki under it’s own section called WordsToNeverEverGoogleNoMatterFuckingWhat. Thanks.
Gah….too late. Some things can never be unseen. Now I have to go and have a cry.
Yes. I will never be the same.
Um, don’t ever google holoprosencephaly. You will find some of the most disturbing pictures of people I have ever seen.
Holy shit.
You’re right. I googled it and there it was…..Tom Cruise.
no fucking way i’m ever google that….
Can someone please give some kind of context to this thing? WTF is that!?!?
this is what happens when u mate with another breed
It’s a pig. It probably died hours or minutes after this photo was taken.
i’ll never eat bacon again.
Nah, so long as i don’t have to eat the face, i’m still good, nom nom nom ugly bacon
So no hot dogs or sausages for you then?
You know what, sod it! If they’re ground up, then I would. Wouldn’t knowingly eat the brain, mind.
You know what, screw that too; Burgerking, Imma let you finish, but with McDonalds, you know it’s full of brainy goodness.
I’ll have yours then
I want it for my sideshow!
It’s hideous looking! That thing should be kept out of public view. I mean, seriously, who would even think to buy such an ugly shirt?
Okay, I have to admit, that was pretty funny.
Here’s another image of the poor little blighter. Very rare disorder…. the piglet probably died very soon after this photo was taken.
http://xenophilius.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/pig-born-with-the-face-of-a-monkey_0.jpg
Actually, according to said article, the piglet lived. Their son loved it and fed it and the parents (despite initial horror) decided to raise it. It doesn’t say exactly if it is still alive or not, but other clues point to it living for a while.
HMMM tasty!!!
looks similar to that man/bulldog from invasion of the body snatchers (1978)
El culpable huye !! Aqui! Ahora! vaminos mis muchos, el delincuente es de azul y se fue de esta manera. Reunir a los pilotos!
Que?
Welcome to the english part of the internet where no one can understand what the fuck you are saying.
i love on line translators.
“The culprit fled! Here! Now! Run my many, the offender is blue and it was this way. Gather the pilots! “
And one more time… Que?
if you look up “Holoprosencephaly” on Wikipedia, it gives you the definition and all that without the grusome pictures of *once* living specimens. It does, however, show a photograph of a brain specimen (which is not that bad).
that thing needs to be placed in the microwave on high for about 4 hours!!!
orlando i dont care how badly something is mutated it is absolutely disgusting and appalling to even joke about putting it in the microwave. grow up.
Really. Five minutes would suffice.
Anna, you rock.
Forget the microwave, I’m loading my rifle, he needs a lead injection!!
Even more WTF, I DID google “holopolololol” whatever and clicked “images” – third row down, fourth picture over was TOM CRUISE (back b/4 he jumped on the crazy train) Now I knew he suffered from a crainal-rectal inversion (Head up Ass Syndrome) but this is new….
Might just be the win of the day, i too google’d the “holopoldopleganger” and found Tom Cruise oddly out of place in the image search.
Yep, he was there.
“Cranial-rectal Inversion”? Love it!
And here we see the next child of Levi Johnston.
This piglet is extremely deformed, and most definitely died. There’s no way it could’ve survived, and while I love this site, this is just a little too cruel for me.
~Jo
“This piglet is extremely deformed, and most definitely died. There’s no way it could’ve survived, and while I love this site, this is just a little too cruel for me.”
Too cruel? It’s a pig! We raise them to slaughter and eat them. Laughing at a deformed one is not being mean to the pig. What if it was an insect with deformed wings? Or a flower with a deformed petal? Would laughing at those things be too cruel also? If this was a human, somebody’s kid, posting that would be a very uncool thing to do. But this is a fucking pig!
Yes, it would. There is a difference between eating because you need to and animal cruelty. Look for those.
How is it animal cruelty? It was born like that. Are they supposed to be pretty for you to eat them?
Well of course! At least then if you electrocuted it, slit its throat with a knife and then dismembered its bloody corpse, seared it on the barbecue and consumed it with great squelchy nom nom noises it would’ve at LEAST lived for a short while with the happy knowledge that it was pretty.
EAT THE PRETTY.
Sorry, but no one “needs to” eat meat.
Nobody “needs” to eat at all. Only if you want to survive. I don’t understand the supposed moral high ground vegans and vegetarians think they have. Plants die just as much as animals. Of the 5 kingdoms of living things, Eliminating one from your diet, simply because you can empathize with it, it the height of hypocrisy. Just because you can’t hear broccoli scream when you kill it and consume it, doesn’t mean you are more humane.
Last I checked, humans can’t live off of just water and air and sunlight, (in fact, even plants use nutrients in the soil from decomposing and dead things) Humans are consumers, and more than that, almost true omnivores. We have populated many places on this planet due to us having a diverse diet. If you live in an area where meat is not readily available, your diet is that of plants and fungi primarily, anywhere where animals are readily available, people have become hunters. The differing sources of certain nutrients, and the differing diets for areas around the world show that many diets in certain places are ultimately unhealthy, as they lack certain things we need. People who live primarily off of whale blubber in alaska and the yukon, for example, have certain things missing from their diet.
There is no evidence that a solely vegan or vegetarian diet is any better than a standard one, because it isn’t true. Most people who happen to be vegetarian are so because meat is expensive and they can’t afford it. It is a luxury, even if the developed world doesn’t see it as one. Those who decide to become vegetarian in the U.S.A, more often do it for ideological reasons that have nothing to do with nutrition at all. In fact, I have seen just as many vegetarians be extremely unhealthy because most people don’t have a real grasp on nutritional needs. I’d like to see a vegetarian live without vitamins, and only off of natural foods, and d less money. Doesn’t happen.
Strangely enough, there is one thing people can live off of with no other element in their diet. Coconut milk. Not the stuff you buy in the store, that is mostly crushed coconut flesh. I mean the real stuff inside a coconut. In fact, it is soooo well balanced for the human body that we could use it as a plasma replacement if we needed to. While it is tasty though, I would much rather have something more than just coconuts to live off of. Diversity is good.
Sorry for the tangent.
What are you talking about? Nobody’s beating the pig. We are just poking fun at a picture of it. Nobody here did ANYTHING wrong to the pig. There is no cruelty. It was born that way. Where is the cruelty???
That reply fails completely in response to people who already think that eating pigs and comparable animals is inappropriate.
Huh? That was not the issue.
Unless you knew that Jo (the person whom you were quoting) ate pigs (and it turns out that she does not), you cannot even begin argue that she’s wrong on the basis that pigs are eaten.
Pigs, in fact, are comparable in intelligence to dogs. In some parts of the world, dogs are eaten, and the typical reäction to someone who pitied a deformed dog would be “C’mon, it’s just a dog!” But that would be an inadequate argument in response to someone who didn’t eat dogs, no matter from what culture he or she came.
She implied that it was cruel because of the deformities. I say that it’s not cruel because it’s simply a natural oddity that has nothing to do with cruelty.
And if I saw a picture of a dog who was born with a birth defect, I would not think it was cruel. Nobody purposely made the dog like that. I am baffled by your “logic.”
Again, the definition of cruel does not intrinsically involve deliberate action; anything distressing or severe can be said to be cruel. (Look in the friggin’ dictionary before you yammer.)
And, also again, if deliberateness were key, so that the accidental deformity of a dog could not be cruel, then your talk of slaughter for food would have been irrelevant.
I don’t think that anyone’s logic baffles you so much as you just don’t like it when you run into it.
What is your first language? In English, “cruel” can mean causing or marked by great pain or distress, unrelentingly severe. Deliberation is not intrinsic to its meaning.
Further, if an ignorant presumption that willfulness was intrinsic to cruelty had been the key to your original claim, then any talk of the slaughter of pigs for food would simply have been irrelevant.
You’re making your argument up as you go along.
Look, I’m not trying to be Sargent Buzzkill here.
I don’t eat pork, personally, and I work with animals. When I see stuff like this, it makes me cringe. Humans are nothing but really screwed up animals that have too much power, and pigs are actually up there in intelligence and awareness with dogs and chimpanzees.
I found it disturbing and rather sad to see. It’s my opinion; you don’t share it. No big deal.
But this is the interwebs, where everything is shared. I think it’s a rule.
Everything on the interweb is shared, except STDs. those we can keep to ourselves. Hurray for cybering!
Looks like cyclopia a rare disease for both humans and animals where the baby is born with one eye. google images show more examples
The only thing cruel about this is that the swineherder paused to take photos before putting the poor thing out of its misery.
And you know that how? Do you have evidence this photo was taken before death?
Good point!
animals with this defect usually die naturally within minutes or hours of birth.
Why am i the only one who thinks it’s adorable?
No, I kind of think it is cute in a run-away-and-hide-when-you-first-see-it kind of way. Too bad it wouldn’t live. I am torn as too whether I would knowingly eat the bacon if it had been an adult. I would be worried about catching teh oogly. But maybe that ship has already sailed.
For me, that ship has not only sailed, but it has sunk, and been salvaged by teh ooogly monsters.
It won’t live long, but I bet it would be tender and juicy, like pig veal, mmm…
If it could live instead of dying because of the upper respitory tract thing, i would want one, it’s really cuteXD
Ladies and gentlemen, this is an example why nobody should play God…
Yeah. If you think the game of life is complex, just imagine all the rules the God game would have. Not much fun in that.
This is what happens when The Three Little Pigs get it on.
I told em not to let those rednecks ’round them pigs when they was in heat… damn thing looks just like ole billy bo bob numbnuts.. he’s my brother’s sister’s daddy on my son’s side..
looks like inbred jed’s sister was mad at him that night.
Sometimes the Spore Creature Creator goes too far.
Dead or alive, it’d be great to bring along Trick or Treating. Or dress it in baby clothes and take it to Olin Mills.
Wow, DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!
Is it bad that I’m turned on right now?
In that case, see the next WTF posting.
… it’s still cuter than the girl I took to my school formal
Ouch.
This made me cry.
How can that man touch it?!?!?!?!
how can’t he, it’s really cute
The love child of Diddy Kong and the little pig who built his house out of sticks.
OMG this is what Al Gore has been warning us about since ealier this decade. ManBearPig. And it’s REPRODUCED.
but in all seriousness, if that poor thing is real… i feel sorry for it.
:’(
for more animal curiosities visit http://www.unp.co.in/f44/weirdest-deformed-animals-of-the-world-43865/
fluorescent pig is awesome!
There goes my appetite and the little belief in god I had.
i think its sick that that PIG took a picture of that poor creature, i hope it died quickly and painlessly… nature can be cruel
Why is it sick? It’s a rare natural phenomenon. Should we not have pictures of those?
what has been seen cannot be unseen.
Oh good grief. This is life, this happens. Also, given the glaze over the poor critter’s eyes, it was already dead when the photos were taken. Now all take a nice deep breath, go look at some fluffy normal kittens and go on with your day.
It could still be alive. A lot of the critters born with this genetic defect are blind as the eyes never really did their thing correctly. And the handler is holding it rather gently for it to be a dead animal. Nevertheless, it’s definitely dead by now so…meh.
All these people having strokes over documenting a case of a rare genetic condition need to grow up, though. It’s not like he doing anything to be pig – hell, they even tried to feed it, it looks like. Since when is taking a photo considered ‘cruel’? 9_9
OMG this thing is alive and fed milk by son of it’s owners. It’s truly scary…
I was saying “Oh my god!” my husband looked over and said, “That looks like Papa Smurf.” Dammitt,,,why didn’t I see that?!
Apparently, it is still alive. Warning – lots of weird misinformation about cross breeding animals and more creepy pics:
http://xenophilius.wordpress.com/2008/07/26/piglet-with-monkeys-face/
looks like a monkey fucked a pig
This was definatley photoshopped.
I was waiting for the ‘shopped comment.
Ok, This is one of those time where we blame some sick freek who acually did dna muations an this poor thing. We as the upper species should look around at what we got and say thats enough.
Scientists barely understand how this happens naturally – let alone have mastered the ability to reproduce this extremely rare NATURAL genetic anomaly that’s been documented as happening for the past couple thousand years. Learn about what you’re looking at before making such comments.
This just makes me sad.
This isn’t ‘DNA mutations’, this is a birth defect. It is rare but occurs in mammals when certain genes fail to turn on during development. It is not from any type of experimentation. We are not the ‘upper species’; there is no evolutionary ladder placing us at the top. It is a gigantic tree with all species reaching back to the same trunk.
As cruel as humans can be, nature always finds a way to outdo us.
Where’s you’re god now!!!
maybe this is the pigman kramer was talking about
Sloth and Babe finally conceived!
And we all thought Amy Winehouse would never have a baby!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww! Sooooooooooo cute!!!- Pam
It’s not photoshopped, the people who have said holoprosencephaly are correct. Not sure if it’s alobar or semilobar but it’s certainly incompatible with life. It happens when the forebrain of the embryo fails to divide properly.
Those people who think it’s cruel might be comforted to know that any animal born with such a severe neural defect is essentially a vegetable… it would not have been capable of feeling pain, although it was probably conscious.
Ron Pearlman’s kid?
Don’t worry, human mutations are just as hideous! I saw a big book of black n white photos of aborted children and miscarriages when i was about eight, may have messed me up a little.
Oh, it was my mothers’, nothing weird- she’s a midwife.