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Submitted By: Anonymous
Fave Comment: “It looks like it’s judging it’s own existance as digusting. ‘What AM I?!’ ” – ShoutsAtPigeons
interesting, i think steve erwin touched one of these once….
Euwwwww.
It looks like it’s judging it’s own existance as digusting.
“What AM I?!”
Genbu ?
I was thinking the same thing…the gods have descended!
Genbu! That’s the first thing I thought when I saw this. XD (I wonder if that’s where they got the idea?
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HolyCrap, it’s a Snurtle!!
:O when i was in like 2nd grade my art class had to make a mix between 2 animals and i picked a snake and a turtle and called it a snurtle
Turtles look like this when they aren’t being observed..look up the ‘double slit’ experiment. How this photo was taken then is beyond me.
snakes love fancy dress parties
enough is enough! I’ve Had enough of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking turtle
@yomope and Cypher epic win comments
That thing about stuffing animals that the Janitor talked about in Scrubs is real then?
You gotta think about the rich social life this guy has.
Have you seen the 1994 version of Frankenstein, with the scene in which Dr. Frankenstein shows off his menagerie of hideous creations like a snake with a cat’s head? Yeah, it gave me nightmares. And now I’m reliving them. Thanks, Picture is Unrelated!
Kind of reminds me of my snapping turtle, “Grumpy,” even though it looks like they used the shell of a Slider, not a Snapper. Sure, the neck and head are snake, but they’re about the right length for a snapper, and you wouldn’t believe how fast he can move! All of a sudden I’m very grateful that Grumpy isn’t venomous!
Whoever did this put the tail off-center though. Sloppy…
have we called photoshop yet?
is the a frog skin over the snake’s head?
This is the equivalent of a snake meeting a turtle.
yeah i know eh who knew.
You know, you can make a nice pair of boots out of these but I hear it’s a very slowww process.
You see, when a snake and a turtle love each other very much…
Yeah, evolution’s had some budget cuts lately.
I don’t even want to know how this thing parents hooked up
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I heard a story about this, while I was in Kentucky!
“Yeah, I was out shootin one day and saw this snake, hidin in a shell. After I shot’im, I named ‘im…Snakeshell. Like that one Indian guy, right?”
You guys act like you’ve never seen a “Snurkle” before.
Ah, so that’s how he beat the hare.
Oh guys, that’s obviously a common moray eel hiding in an oyster. The reef and water thing is photoshopped away.
Even the “snurkle” is ashamed of what he is. Look at him, hiding his face from the world.
I’d buy it.
No-one else has noticed that this isn’t a turtle – it’s a tortoise.
omg im a herpetologist and if i had one of these for a pet wow…it combines my 2 favorite pets a snake and a turtle