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Fave Comment: “the only thing missing in this picture is the “DRINK TIL YOU WANT ME” t-shirt…” – Eiszeit
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Submitted By: Anonymous
Fave Comment: “the only thing missing in this picture is the “DRINK TIL YOU WANT ME” t-shirt…” – Eiszeit
Hmmm…Yes. Yes, that’s about right.
Very good!
….please tell me that his nose is scotch-taped up……..
I was wondering the same thing…
I would say, since oyu can’t see any tape, that there’s a pain of glass between him and the photographer and has his nose pressed against it. i looks like it’s professionally photographed, so it wouldn’t be at all difficult for them to make the glass invisible with proper lighting/angles.
Pigboi sez: “let’s party”
I guess they’ve started auditions for the new Mad Max movie.
No.. He’s just that awesome
Wait so no auditions?…so i brought this leather-clad midget strapped to my back holding a giant blow torch for nothing?
o.O Is that a pole sticking out of his pants or is he just happy to see me??
“vegetarian dipiction of meat eaters” — okay I can agree with that — at least WE get the vodka!
Ill eat steak while you guys are eating tofu.
You just want everyone to be happy? Aww, how sweet!
I’m pretty sure that’s one of the Mutants from Dark Knight Returns….
so we’re badasses? alright then.
he matches his underwear to the beefeater label but can’t pick up a pair of silver aviators? tacky…
If ya got one ear, ya gotta put a ring through it!
Sup weird mutated guy in a Judas Priest outfit?
Hello, hello? What’s going on? What’s all this shouting? We’ll have no trouble here! Are you local? This is a local shop, for local people; there’s nothing for you here!
I find it sad that he/she/it thinks that this looks cool.
oh my god, please tell me his nose ISN’T taped up, that would be infinately funnier cause i have a feeling he thinks he looks ‘HAWT’!
Jim McMahon sure has let himself go.
Funny, I was thinking that it looked like Jim Norton had been to the gym.
No matter what he falls on, it’s gunna hurt.
Where did his other ear go?
Nuthin says “sexy” like a pasty, pale, hanging-over-the-belt belly!
(please note: that was sarcasm)
Beefeater is a gin, people. Not vodka.
The fourth little pig was cut out to achieve a PG-13 rating.
You…heard the man Tubbs. GET UNDRESSED!!!
Suddenly I’ve got a craving for bacon.
I somehow doubt this is a pro-veg*n/anti-meat thing. I mean, come on, surely we could come up with something a little less subtle than this.
What, like naked girls in a cage protesting against battery hens, or sending death threats to the cleaning ladies at medical laboratories? Or perhaps you are referring to the attempted exhumation of the dead parents of scientists?
Vegetarianism is a perfectly legitimate choice; but it doesn’t de facto make its practitioners better people.
I for one don’t think that this image is anything to do with meat. I think that he’s clearly Cornwall’s first Amon Amarth fan…
Uh oh, bad dreams tonight.
Hum, if you are what you eat, then this guy probably has been eating lots of meat. But it wasn’t beef.
The new “Body by Beefeater” ad campaign might need a little tweaking.
I don’t know why they cast Paul Williams’ son for this, but I wouldn’t wish “tweaking” him on anyone.
My goodness, that is so horrible! Look at it! Look at the monstrosity of those glasses!
Contact Al Gore, manslavepig is back and is ready to partay!!
He’s not a mutant pigboy. He’s an extra from The Twilight Zone’s The Eye of the Beholder set.
http://www.rod-serling.com/images/screenshot/eyeof_400x300.jpg
For a vegetarian, he’s got more leather on him than a cow’s butt!
the only thing missing in this picture is the “DRINK TIL YOU WANT ME” t-shirt…
Please, God, get him that shirt NOW!
tried to, but THAT http://failblog.org/2009/04/30/patience-win/ guy is still in need…
I don’t think anyone could drink enough to want him!!!
Babe’s mother would have been so disappointed if she knew what her son grew up to be…
If this is an advertisement to get me to STOP drinking Beefeater Vodka…i gotta admit its pretty effective.
Ahh, the classics. They never fail to make my brain insane.
http://irc-galleria.net/user/T_A_U_K_K_I/album/newest
all of his pics
We must drink. This is tranya. I hope you relish it as much as I.
I’m just going to quote one of my favorite movies, Galaxy Quest:
Alien 1: It looks like a child. What should we do?
Alien 2: We’ll hit it with a rock, and then we’ll eat it!
Mmm…is that his beefstick?
“So all you hot girls better get in line to kiss the PORK SWORD”
This guy is my neighbor. His name is Leslie Dirks.
My theory, pigs are our closest common ancestor.
Politicians always have a hard time hiding their embarrassing relatinves… Bill Clinton had Roger Jr., Jimmy Carter had Billy Carter, and Henry Waxman has this guy…
I hate to say it, but the head kinda looks shopped. But still very funny
He is 100% real, and so is his nose. :p His name is Taukki and he’s known in Finland for his ridiculous pictures that he puts on the site IRC-galleria.
And there’s more where that came from:
http://irc-galleria.net/user/T_A_U_K_K_I/album
just disgusting…
“This is a local shop for local people..”
I am being completely, 100% serious when I say that the person in the picture looks exactly like my bus driver, only this one is cleanshaven. Is that what my busdriver does on the weekends?
i think this may have inspired the monsters in duke nukem
REPRESENTATIVE HENRY WAXMAN (D-CA 30th)
and this little piggy liked to wear studded leather and stick truncheons down his pants…
“Ah em the only Gay in the village!” (before anyone accuses me of homophobia, it’s a Little Britain quote). That said, this guy makes Matt Lucas look like Prince Charming. I am no vegeterian but you, sir, will never get me to eat YOUR beef.
How dare you insult 90% of the Russian population at once!!
he’s from Finland