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Fave Comment: Picking up the poop would have only been a temporary solution. – purplemonkeydishwasher
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Picking up the poop would have only been a temporary solution.
hahahahaaahahahaa, excellent
I agree. Why didn’t the poopin’ pooch picker upper ever catch on?
Griselda was disappointed that Fido’s permanent paralysis made going for walks among the overgrown hedges impossible, until she discovered a workaround.
Wanda finally figured how to keep the dog from humping her leg……
Maybe it was their size, maybe it was their sound, but whatever the reason, barking cuckoo clocks just never caught on.
This was the original design for the seeing-eye dog harness.
No, blind lady, it’s the hedges that need clipping!
The beta testing on the poo extrusion tool is going well…
Bad Dog! you’ve embossed “LIFE” in the lawn for the last time! I squeeze your thorax now.
Maybe that’s how women protected themselves from muggers before pepper spray was invented. These pincers could be used to send the dog in the face of any would-be assaulter
This is the smaller sized dachshund pincer. The larger, doberman pincers, are available for an additional fee.
After working at a hot dog stand all her life, Grandma never felt comfortable lifting her wiener dog with her hands.
This picture represents the first and LAST time Hellen Keller was allowed to participate in any and all landscaping activities.
She hated it when she dropped her wieners on the ground. Luckily, she had her tools nearby. Now, if only she could figure out why they packaged the wieners in bags of eight but buns in bags of ten.
“OK so i have 8% body fat. All i wanna do is lick your face and eat your socks. Why must your standards be so high?”
Hot dogs, anyone?
She’s not that attractive.
hmm the dog looks realy happy
Yeah, thats because it has metal spikes on the ends to keep the dog in place. They’re called “Dog Tongs” and were used during the 1700′s, in churches to keep parishioner’s dogs away from each other. Apparently it was acceptable to bring you aggressive dog to church where it c(w)ould get into a fight with other people’s aggressive dog.
Sounds like the Irish.
so that’s how they turn hot dogs from one side to the other on barbecues..
Go right here Fido, or I’m going to squeeze it out of you!
This dowsing rod will only find cats ‘n bones
never go anywhere without your DogTongs (TM) ;P
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I don’t know that Cesar Milan would approve of that leash.
That dog looks more like an early Bull Terrier than a dachsie to me…