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Fave Comment: For a time, some parents were having their baby boys circumsized in order to donate the skin. The skin would then be used to help those born without proper eyelids. Using infant skin lessened the chance of rejection of foreign skin. They stopped the practice not long afterward, upon discovering that every recipient became cock-eyed. – Ana Rexia
What. The. Hell?
Indeed.
Parents worldwide did say the telletubbies were too childish for their incredibly smart children…
Damn. I knew I shouldn’t've let the makers of Dora The Explorer film my drunken Saturday night…
wtf, is this ketnet? stupid belgians
It also has Canvas’ wordmark, so I hope upon hopes that this is intended for artsy adult types
forget about it. see that K in the top-right corner? that means it is from their children’s programming called Ketnet. so yeah… THIS IS APPARENTLY MEANT FOR KIDS.
lol; how stupid can one be.
This is from a belgian comedy show (neveneffecten?), and certainly not intended for children.
Great sketch though, only a big part of the clip is missing…
Awww… he got all sleepy at the end.
L’il guy’s all tuckered out.
A visual demonstration of how most women view men’s obsession with their own penises.
Somebody PLEASE tell me this is not part of some twisted children’s show…
I remember seeing this on tv! It’s a parody of a well-known Belgian children’s show called Tik Tak. So for any people who may think this is actually part of some children’s show, it isn’t!
Not part of a “twisted” children’s show, I promise you, ?. It’s all they are allowed to show in biology classes these days.
It just escapes me the point of making this…
it’s from a a Belgian comedy show called “neveneffecten”
in the episode three comedians had to make their own kids show for “Ketnet”(Belgian kids channel)
you can already guess the network directors didn’t approve
This is actually part of a satirical show, called Neveneffecten. It’s not really a Ketnet (children’s channel, this CBBC-ish) programme.
I see an Oscar nomination in this video’s future.
Today’s lesson is: Beware of Chaffing, there can be too much of a good thing!
well… Not a jew, I guess.
Btw, what would a jew do?^^
He’d probably capitalize “Jew” for starters.
Now, perhaps you could tell us what an idiot would do — besides posting a comment like yours, that is.
Laugh my ass off at the comment? Don’t preach on my behalf. Obviously not a Jew… LOL!
I meant “What would a Jew do”. Well, I’m an idiot, too. Fair enough either way.
If we’re talking numbers, you might sooner have said “What would a Muslim/American/Filipino/South Korean/tribal-African/older-British-Commonwealth-man do?”
That thing is almost as weird as an actual uncircumsized penis.
People still DO that snip snip thing? Not where I live
what do you mean still, i assume you live in europe as it is common practice in america.
Yup. It’s actively suggested by most American OBGYNs for their sons.
For a time, some parents were having their baby boys circumsized in order to donate the skin. The skin would then be used to help those born without proper eyelids. Using infant skin lessened the chance of rejection of foreign skin. They stopped the practice not long afterwards, upon discovering that every recipient became cock-eyed.
hahahahah… omg i laughed sooo hard at that last line
*snicker*
Dear lord… thank you for that lovely story. I have not laughs so honestly to a joke in a long time. *highfives*
I FELL FOR IT!!! GAA!!! Good one.
OMG. That was too funny! You had me going there for a second.:-) (And yes, I am that gullible.) I am so glad I had already swallowed my coke before I read that.
Aww shucks, thanks y’all!
Actually, you can donate an infant’s circumcised foreskin to fire victims…. the skin can be used for skin grafts. It is a very pliable skin that can be regenerated…. that tiny bit of skin can be recreated and utilized for victims of tragic events. You should google it… very useful information.
If life wasn’t ironic enough already, you get burnt beyond recognition and to make things better (Or worse) you’re all covered in cocks. Whats next? Semen as curative salve for the wounds?
Good job!;)
Sadly, yes, America is that neanderthal.
In some rather backward nations, yeah.
I saw a guy at the gym the other day who’d been circumcised. CREEPED OUT!
Not as creeped out as he was when he saw me staring at his penis, and then not as much as I was when he winked at me.
LOL. Truly.
Of all the penises I’ve seen, only one has been uncircumcised. I live in the USA.
Well, this is a fascinating bit of cultural relativism. The less dominant practice seems bizarre and detestable to everybody. I haven’t seen that many cocks, but I’m circumcised and can hardly imagine it being otherwise. But I guess it makes sense that we would have strong, instinctual reactions to the idea of penises that look wildly different from out own.
Hey, take a look at Voices of The First Day, sorry, but I can’t recall the name of the author right now. It’s about Australian Aborigenes. There is a chapter on bodily – and genital – ritual modification. It’s actually quite a light and easy read fro an anthropological work. To us Westeners those Aborigenes can sound like true genital butchers.
… He sounded like my girlfriend at the end when he was going soft.
Best WTF video ever!
Belgian TV is usually quite conservative.
i can’t believe this is on Ketnet, the belgian children channel!
(as far as i know their 2nd PBS channel is called Ketnet ’till 20.00h, and then continous as Canvas, so this IS a childrens program..)
read all the comments dumbass
This video made me proud to have foreskin.
I’m not watching this…
Guided masturbation, anyone?
God, what is wrong with people?
….. I need some mind bleach…
Ugh here i’m done with it *passes the mindbleach*
WAIT LEMME SEE IT FOR A SEC *USES HALF*
The best thing you can say about this video is that it qualifies as WTF. It’s not clever, original, shocking, innovative, and certainly not cute. Not that everything has to be one of those things, but when it comes to sexual references, it helps since they’ve been done to death.
Pull the broomstick out of your…
And replace it with…
Whilst eating sushi!
WTF! My penis can’t masturbate itself nor does it have a face! I want my money back!
I remember sexual innuendos in cartoons but this is just…fuck I am speechless
What the eff did I just watch….my brain needs a good washing now
I like this! Show more of this on Ketnet!! Children need to learn as soon as possible… *snicker*
foreskin sucks…
…WHY?!?!
CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!
that was the most disturbing youtube flick i’ve ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!
if those wacky belgians ment this to be funny, they failed hard. and they fail at about everything nowadays…
How can this have so many thumbs down? It’s pretty damn funny.
This is so gleefully retarded it’s hilarious.
that was incredibly disturbing
i love the childrens’ chuckling
that was disturbing
I knew it was coming… but there was nothing I could do to prepare myself.
wow the showering in your own bodily fluids part just did it for
i won’t be able to sleep tonight
could i get my sanity back, or is that an impossibility?
nobody saw that coming??? haha im so funny and clever
I don’t get i…oh wait! coming! i just got it mid-comment. well i mine as well leave this whole comment as it is since i already wrote this much. well done. lol
As soon as I started watching, I knew what was coming. But it’s like watching a train wreck, you know it’s gonna be bad but you can’t look away.
So much eye bleach is needed . . . so much eye bleach . . .
my jaw actually dropped for the whole duration.
What has be seen … cannot be unseen … O_O
What. The. F@#$.
O____________O
Oh my gawd.
I need to go wash out my brains/eyes now…
As if people weren’t lazy enough…now they make self-masturbating genitalia?!
I saw this, and the first thing that sprang to mind was my first boyfriend. Isaac! This has you all over it!
:p
It has SOMETHING all over it, that’s for sure.
Does anyone else feel violated?
Am I the only person who feels completely indifferent about this video? Maybe I’ve seen it done live so many times, the animated version just isn’t very stimulating. I did, however forward it to my friends who will laugh their asses off!
Oh lookie! I just found a new form of e-torture! Maybe I should send this to my ex!
is it tru that “fore-skin” useually gets “chopped” in the US??
And why?? I mean; am i missing something??
: /
yes its called circumcision. I happen not to be because my parents are both european but a majority of the population here is. I know…i find it kinda weird too.
its peeing. either that or that stuff is something i rly dont want to say
*runs to bathroom and throws up* THATS SO SICK!! *mindbleach*
It was made by a bunch of comedians, it NEVER AIRED. It featured in their “making of” video, which was also a satire X3
Don’t worry, it NEVER AIRED, so no little children were traumatized
..I love those guys, though, so I was actually really thrilled to find the vid on an ENGLISH site X3
wished I hadn’t seen that
It does that on its own?! My boyfriend is such a liar.
this is so disturbing i wish i hadn’t seen this
WHAT THE FUCK?! x-DD
Chloe
i love u
I have been scarred for life.
Oh my God… it seems I’ve been grossly misinformed about how guys masturbate. If my lady bits started giggling and playing peek-a-boo like that I’d probably go see a doctor. And/or a priest.
Canvas & Ketnet are Belgian. But i’m from Belgium and i can tell u that this is fake!(as so many things on WTF) In teh morning and afternoon it’s Ketnet for children (i have a 2 year old daughter) and evening: canvas. So the 2 logo’s NEVER apear at the same time.
Let me guess…The character’s name is Richard Cranium?
WTF Is wrong with Belgium People??
MY MIND IT BURRNNNNNNNNNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…
Really?
No, but that IS how you shake the dew off the lily!