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Fave Comment: Tired of seeing big brother Davey get all of the girls, little brother Greg decides to audition for the next Pirates movie. – Shar
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I thought Squidward played the clarinet?
I just love Cthulhu the musical!
A Shoggoth On The Roof
That was my first thought as well.
the magical girl shrank down to hide in her instrument. after ravaging her classmates he’s just trying to shake her out.
I want this statue like nobody’s business.
I’ll fight ya for it!
Auditioning for the Mos Eisley cantina.
Our lord Cthulu thanks us.
Guss life wasnt good “Under da sea” anymore.
“I want to be…under the sea…in the octopuses garden in the shade!”
Squidward plays the clarinet, this guy plays the tuba. I bet he sucks at it too.
Looks like Gordy left the movie prop door unlocked again and the OCTOPHONE player rolled onto the movie set by himself.
Cthulu was ready to audition for the lovecraft brass quartet
Erich Zann is conducting!
“Wait, what? Scuba? What’s a Scuba? I thought you meant… Ohhhh, my bad!”
Win!
This man walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits at the bar & the bartender says, “Whaddahya doin’ with that thing?” The man says, “This is an amazing creature…he can play ANY musical instrument. Why, I’m so certain he can play anything you throw at him, I’d be willing to bet you $100!!!”
Another patron at the bar walks up to the bandstand and grabs a tuba. He gives it to the octopus owner & in turn, he hands it to the octopus. The octopus twirls it ’round & ’round for a minute, then proceeds to play a march better than anyone in Sousa’s band. The bartender & the patrons are amazed. Another man gives the owner a guitar & again, he throws it at the octopus, who grabs it, twirls it ’round & ’round & begins to play better than B.B. King.
A Scotsman was sitting at the end of the bar & said, “I kinnot believe yer beastie can play the pipes!” & he hands a set of bagpipes to the octopus. The octopus twirls them ’round & ’round…& ’round & ’round & ’round…
“Ha!” said the Scotsman. “You owe me $100!”
The octopus owner says, “Be patient. As soon as he finds out he can’t scr*w it, he’ll play it!”
Yes, I thought of this joke as soon as I saw the picture! Good show!
Holt s–t the most WTF pic I have seen so far and you come up with the most creative reply I have seen so far as well…really funny.
I was just about to post the same joke. I heard a slightly different ending though…
As the octopus is twisting the bagpipes this way and that, the owner gets nervous and starts sweating. “Come on man, play it, play it!”
The octopus stops and looks at the man and says, “Play it? As soon as I figure out how to get this skirt off I’m gonna f*** it!”
Is this a one man band or a classical octet? I’m confused.
Curious of what the shiny object was, Bob the air breathing octopus begins to inspect it…
Although they couldn’t find him a uniform that fit, he fulfilled his dream to be in the Innsmouth High School Marching Band…
He needs a tube-orkle!
the first thing i thought when i saw this was, “is this behind the mythbusters studio?”
OK I suck at spelling Holy S–t
“I see the problem: your spit-valve is plugged up with ink.”
Squidward in a parallel universe
Tuba goes on the Octopus. Octopus goes on the chair. Chair goes on the pallet. Our pallet. Fairwell and ado to you fair Spanish ladies…
IT’S A BARITONE!!!
This one time at Cthulu Band Camp…
WIN!
FREE BIRD!
Tired of seeing big brother Davey get all of the girls, little brother Greg decides to audition for the next Pirates movie.
WIN!
Thanks! : ) Sometimes I am gifted with momentary flashes of brilliance
After many failed attempts, Cthulu was finally accepted into Danny Elfman’s orchestra.
Recalling fond childhood memories of Tuby the Tuba, Cthulu decided to put on his own one-Shoggoth show.
So *that’s* what cthulhu’s been doing in R’leyeh all these aeons!
where~what~HOW!~~~~why?
That is the oddest thing I’ve EVER seen!
This is not a tuba dammit! It’s a baritone, and we happen to be a very small, but proud group of musicians! (Present octopi excluded)
“Hey, you… Wanna make 10 bucks with those eight arms of yours?”