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It's a Family Affair! What is this celebrating though?


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Fave Comment: And to think mom and dad were concerned about *pigeon* poop. – dono1

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  1. Socks says:

    These kids will have serious issues later in life…

    • EvilMachine says:

      Nope. YOU have serious issues for having an unnatural urge to dress up. Chidren ’s minds aren’t fucked up yet by people like you, so they don’t know what could be wrong with something like this. Because THERE IS NOTHING wrong with it.

      • Bryonia says:

        Nudist…er Naturist spotted!

      • MoronHunter says:

        You’re right — everyone who wears clothes is fucked up and you are the normal one. Riiight. Got it. Go take your meds.

      • NO1 says:

        I believe what Socks meant was the “father” looking up at spread legs… not the nudity aspect, take it a little easy. It made Pictureisunrelated because it’s weird!

        • WhoNose says:

          No, it’s not. That’s the point.
          The only WTF here is that the family would feel so free and playful amidst those office buildings.

      • Shep333 says:

        Perhaps the issues that they have will be due to thier parents recklessy balancing them 10 feet in the air while forcing them to dance. Clothes or no clothes, I’m contacting Child Protective Services.

      • David says:

        Well, i for one agree with you completely EvilMachine! The knee-jerk reaction to something like that is always so depressing.

  2. nickf says:

    I call it… “The Aristocrats”!

  3. Martin says:

    Damn nickf, you took my line. should be

  4. EvilMachine says:

    Now the only question is: Is it a fountain, and where is the water coming out in that case? :D

  5. raytracer says:

    nickf beat me to it!

  6. iJohnny says:

    Ode to pedophilia

  7. Bailey says:

    I know some folks that did that at a lake in the Adirondacks. You have to be careful though one wrong move and some one will have a broken Coccyx.

  8. ty says:

    oh man. this is in Philly. My family and i used to laugh about it while on our urban excursions.

  9. Maria says:

    That statue is in downtown Philadlephia, right by my office building. I pass by it everyday- I always think WTF? It’s not a fountain- but it would be better as one.

  10. Demetrius says:

    “Come on! If one of you kids can get into that upstairs window and unlock the door we won’t have to explain this to the neighbors!”

  11. Valval says:

    Girl: Why are we naked, holding hands and balancing on your hands daddy?

    Father: We’re going to the circus!

  12. kablammy says:

    Gotta be in Sweden.

  13. Ace576 says:

    I believe this may be a statue of adam and eve and their two sons (whose names I cannot recall) This would explain why they are clothless

  14. Kamelot says:

    – then their fecal matter froze them solid. The talent agent stared at them for a minute and finally said, “That’s a helluva act. What do you call yourselves?” The man managed to squeak out, “Haaa – The Aristocrats!”

  15. Michelle says:

    This is actually in Philadelphia, between 17th & 18th on Market Street. I walk past it most every day. The figures are larger than life and they are right there next to the sidewalk. I have yet to figure out what in the world it is or why in the world it is there!

  16. FoxyBoxers says:

    now that statue is dying for some traffic cones to be put on it by some drunkard.
    im going to Philadelphia, baby.

    • Gleef says:

      While you’re there, visit the Mütter Museum, which is literally filled with WTF. Where else can you find both President Grover Cleveland’s secret tumor and the soap lady?

      • Anna Rexia says:

        That is on my itenerary of places to go at some point in my life. Forget the rest of the city. I’ve seen a lot of pictures of the place, as well as a few shows on TV (Discovery Channel, History Channel, etc) and I’m very intrigued.

      • Photu3d says:

        Went there this Sunday and said WTF about 97 times

  17. BuzzNJim says:

    What’s it celebrating? The ever popular family game, naked vertical Twister!

  18. Dorian Thorn says:

    I see nothing wrong with this…

  19. schlumpf says:

    “Weee are faaa-mi-ly…”

  20. Dances With Dingo says:

    Mom? Dad? I thought you’d let me know before you shared our family sculptures.

  21. dono1 says:

    And to think mom and dad were concerned about *pigeon* poop.

  22. bug man says:

    The ancient Greeks were into some pretty weird sports. Synchronized naked toddler hurling was one of the stranger ones.

  23. Ryner says:

    How inspirational. The children, held firmly and safely in their parents loving hands, look joyfully upward to the heavens. The father…looks at his prepubescent daughters crotch…ya, not so inspirational.

  24. jojo says:

    now WTF is wrong now with that picture? o.0

  25. Holz says:

    You know what is even more disturbing? The kids appear to be trying to catch another a 3rd sibling!

  26. sackman says:

    in the old time they had sex in front of them instead sexual education

  27. Tom says:

    No way that chick has had two kids.

  28. BabyBerlin says:

    You know. I live in South Philly/Center City and when I saw PHAG on Failblog i was like “Oh shit, we’re on Failblog” and now I see this, and quite honestly, this isn’t the strangest thing we have here. When you grow up in a city and your version of nature is seeing shoes tied on telephone wires and homeless men surrounded by gangs of pigeons fighting with another homeless guy surrounded by a rival gang of pigeons in front of the Wendy’s on 11th and Pine, this? Not so weird.

  29. superplaid says:

    How has no one made as Aristocrats joke yet?

  30. tyberius says:

    I don’t see anything wrong or WTF about this sculpture. In fact, I wouldn’t give it a second look if I saw this in Budapest (the city I live in) or any other European city. Apparently, Americans have some serious hangups about nudity…

  31. bcvanbelle says:

    What’s the name of the act?

    The Aristocrats!

  32. JohnR says:

    Its the no health care way to check for worms

  33. Ray says:

    That’s here in Philly and it’s a lot creepier in person.

  34. bryanbabylon says:

    Philly Represent!!!!!

    Ive always loved this sculpture!

  35. Thompson says:

    I call it… The Aristocrats!

  36. TheSHAD0W says:

    It says to me that parents support their children and want them to be happy.

    But what do I know, I’m no art critic.

  37. Syt says:

    Wow. I actually pass by that almost every day to go to work. Then again, I work at the Art Museum so that’s not the weirdest thing I’ve seen. Speaking of that, has the giant clothespin at 15th + Market ever been posted?

  38. Gimpy says:

    They finally made a mural for the aristocrats.

  39. jamont says:

    Just checking the kids for ringworm.

  40. Danny says:

    So, this family walks into a talent agent’s office and says – we have an act we think you’d enjoy. Like nothing you’ve ever seen….

    I hope you all know the rest.

  41. Yo!philly says:

    During the phillies game against the yankees this year, they had phillies shirts on.
    I dunno if they still do, i will check it out, and submit it if they still have their shirts on :D

  42. Chio Chan says:

    I actually saw this starue, it’s in Ottowa, Canada. I was with my girl scout troop. AAAAAWWWKWAAAAARD…… 6_6

  43. gretschscfaif says:

    The aristocrats!!!!

  44. BMC says:

    This seems like a very dangerous “Aristocrats” joke in the making…

  45. arkay121 says:

    The Aristocrats

  46. EFbomb says:

    A statue in memorial of the greatest act of all time, “The Aristocrats”.

  47. really? says:

    Did anyone actually read the above message? No? Didn’t think so.

  48. bug man says:

    Nice submission for the art history final. Have a good Thanksgiving. A-

    I mean, tl;dr.

  49. Shep333 says:

    Tis’ the very definition of tl;dr. that being said…Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth the idea of WTF upon the interwebs of technolology, and here within its motherly embrace, we find ourselves comforted by the milky goodness set forth from that oh so tender bossum that she has seen fit to grace our salivating mouths with. That every man, woman, child, and ladyboy would be free to embiggen themselves in whatever debauchery and or unpleasentries they so choose, and so on and so forth and furthermore and hitherto. Let us not, dear friends, in our moment of criticism, forget that 90% of us are at our computers completely bare-ass and covered in bed sores, eating dry spaghetti and sticking onions in our trousers. It is with these thoughts in mind that we must take heed, and give heed, nice long heed that when the heed is over we need to smoke 5 cigars and nap for a few days. Thats the kind of heed i’m talking about. ladies I’m looking at you. and in closing, potato feather bench balloon, puppet sponge and belly butter, whereas chicken socks and wolf-nipple chips are a binding panty whistle. Good day and have a pleasant monkey pillow.

  50. Anna Rexia says:

    tl;dr masturbated instead

  51. Cenryk says:

    Sounds like something out of a Mad-Libs entry.


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