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Hip Hop Geishas?


Hip Hop Geishas?

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  1. Goldie says:

    Geisha Dancing: combining the ancient art of geisha and break dancing. To traditional Japanese gangsta rap.

  2. Ming the Mercedesless says:

    “…More like Gay-shas”, said 50 Cent who was rather unimpressed by the excess clothing on their posteriors.

  3. yop says:

    now everyone’s trying to leave pseudo-witty comments in hopes of being featured?
    lame.

  4. maven2k says:

    Hah, it looks like they’re doing the worm!

  5. Gabriel says:

    If I saw this, I’d be pissed off. Breakdancing instead of bringing me my tea and then (possibly) pleasuring me. Bollocks.

  6. Human Zoologist says:

    I think the one on the right is a man…

  7. UnsightlyJello says:

    the one on the left looks like she’s asleep.

  8. Patrick says:

    Breakdancing? Naaaw. Synchronized tripping-and-crashing-to-the-mat.

    Very entertaining.

  9. Holz says:

    Since Japan is on the other side of the globe, it’s natural that ppl live upside down there!

    • Anna Rexia says:

      It was a bad joke to begin with, but in addition to that, Japan is in the northern hemisphere. It’s southern hemisphere that such references apply to.

  10. TL10 says:

    OH YEAH! DO THE WORM! XD

  11. Mongoose says:

    is there anyone who can ACTUALLY tell what they are doing? I think it is some kind of a dance and the geishas were quite stable in these positions. such dances require years of training, it’s sad you guys see this out of context picture as funny, they should be respected and admired for their skills.
    and Geishas are NOT prostitutes, mind you.

    • Kikuyo says:

      And from the way these women wear their obi I think they are Tokyo geisha… not sure on the names though.

    • Kikuyo says:

      This is called “shachihokodachi”, it’s a sort of crazy/fun ending to more light-hearted dances. :D

      flickR has a few videos of geiko doing this, and there is a YouTube video of the Osaka Odori with a big group-shachihokodachi at about 7 minutes in. (dunno if I can post links, I tried posting before with links and my comment wasn’t posted… so just pretend this one came before the one above, lol )

      • Tammy says:

        Thanks! I was really interested in what’s “really” going on here. I think that’s my main fascination with this site – not the picture itself, but in what context do these crazy things actually make sense?! Far more entertaining to me than a simple wacky picture with a casual glance.

      • christina says:

        also what this is , is in the lyrics of the song they sing with it. at the end they sing about 2 dolphins-esque statues on the top of a temple. then they take the poses of what the statues look like. hence this pose

  12. Identity Crisis says:

    Name that yoga position! Because it is one. I can’t do it without a spotter.

  13. Kittymouth says:

    This is EXACTLY what happens if you fall over while wearing the traditional Geisha 9-layer-kimono.

    • christina says:

      they dont wear that many, your thikning of the heian time noble women.

      geisha wear the inner most (rarely shown) a juban, a middle layer and then this outermost kimono. just 3. and the middle 2 can be very thin, its the outone thats the most heaviest.

      no one really wears 9 layers of anything anymore. (princess does when she’s married into the family, and only on her wedding day)

  14. Flatso says:

    Now I understand why their faces are so flat…

  15. ursineoddity says:

    check the calves…those are dudes. totally.

    • Identity Crisis says:

      Ewwww I see what you mean!

      • Kikuyo says:

        Actually, the fact that they’re doing this at all marks them as dancers. If you’ve ever seen traditional Japanese dance, or tried it yourself, you’d know what a workout it is.

        Nihon Buyou FTW XD

  16. GEA2 says:

    Frank Lloyd Wright would be spinning in his grave if he saw this.

  17. Jim R. says:

    Aahhh, So thats a Double Asian Faceplant? I thought that was a Sexual Position?

  18. F moss says:

    Nah-n-nah-na-na-nah-nah-nah, Katamari Damacy!

  19. imagoofygooberyea says:

    i spy cankles

  20. Thanks, Keep up the Good work :)

  21. Toni Mush says:

    Im pretty sure ive seen this before in a documentry, its a game where you have to roll onto your front without smackin your xhin on the floor, they play all sorts of games, another one where you have to push the other geisha over with your bum….. good times x


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