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it's the New Death Star!
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WTF Are People Saying
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someone’s getting a little egotistical…
Beware of the X-wing kite!
Albuquerque balloon festival. I saw this one in person.
I have a photo of the same hot air balloon. It flew here in my hometown!
Always knew that Vader guy was full of hot air.
Unfortunately, this “Death Star” has one glaring weakness: Tornado Season.
The Empire Rocks Back! \o/
This is the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great….
….great-great-great grandpappy of the Aluminum Falcon.
To hell with the force……. of gravity!
I always knew Vader was an air head
After having two Death Stars blown up, the Empire decided to build a cheaper vehicle… Just in case…
I find your lack of directional navigation disturbing.
That explains the heavy breathing…
There are no words to explain my envy…
Hey, I can see my Star Destroyer from up here!
Balloon Boys parents figure this will definitely land them a reality show. . .’Darth Ate Our Kids.’
YES!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like Darth Vader has the head full of hot air…
This balloon is always at the balloon festival here in Albuquerque…there are often several storm troopers manning it as well!
be still my geeky heart.
knowing there are storm troopers manning this brilliance is just THAT MUCH BETTEr.
So damn awesome.
WANT
Thus begins the saga of Baloon Darth.
And then the mask breaks of the helmet to reveal that it’s Luke!
With the emperor out of the way, Vader’s true self came to the fore. Tired of always living under the shadow of someone else’s glory, he seized his chance to make a name for himself and made the Death Star III in his own image.
Unfortunately, with the empire reduced from the status of predator to prey, his budget was. . . Well. . . Reduced. . . Drastically.
The eyes of the world are breathlessly watching this, while somewhere Luke Skywalker is hiding in an attic…
Look at the size of that thing!
If they pump the burner and release valve, can they make those breathing noises?
That’s no balloon, it’s a space station!
This is the best thing ever!
Its better than sex!
Better than finding £50 in an old sock
Better than thinking you stood in dog poo – only to find it was a Mars Bar
I AM HAPPY
That is just DISGUSTING!!! Mars bars blow…… Snickers-sweet.
Hey Fred, stop telling Darth Vader that he is better with a lightsaber than Luke… he’s getting a bloody big head !
I actually know the people who pilot that balloon….they’re from belgium.
Sweet!!
The Blaster is good! The Force is evil! The Force is created from Life. Life makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. But the Blaster shoots Death and purifies the Galaxy of the filth of Rebels. Go forth, and kill! Vader has spoken.
Unfortunately, after what happened to the first Death Star (Twice!), Emperor Palpatine had to make some adjustments to the budget…
I used to bulls-eye hot air balloon baskets back on Tatooine. They’re no bigger than two meters.
Silly Empire! Cut budget or not – don’t they know a balloon won’t work in space?
On the other hand, I would love to see the Rebellion facing this. The white spot on Vader’s nose seems to be about the size of a womp rat.
Is it lifted by the Force?
SO full of win!
I suddenly felt millions of little birds screams of agony…
. . . As if they had all cried out at once, and were suddenly silenced.
(Someone had to finish it!)
All this thing needs is a speaker blasting the Imperial March.