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Fave Comment: That photo helps explain why the French revere him so much… – Bobaloo
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The Size of His Mouth Rivals Julia Roberts.
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WTF Are People Saying
z on The Very Short Bus Phil on Barbie’s Revenge papa wheelie on Still Better A Love Story Than… Industrial Pelican on Quadruple Rainbow All the… moarqq on Just Taking the Baby out for a…
Is that Jerry Lewis?
no, it’s a hippo
Seriously…is that guy dead?
…He really does look dead. That was my first and last thought before my face twisted in “WTF?!”
Coroner’s report would say “Cause of death: WTF.”
MUST EAT GLASS. MUST EAT GLASS. RAAAAAAAWR.
That photo helps explain why the French revere him so much …
Eh? Who do we revere? o_ô
I’m French – I just discovered that he likes eating glasses a few months ago.
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I’ve also been doing this for years, but my friends don’t revere me
Maybe I don’t do this with the American accent?
he is dead!!!!!!!
That’s a zombie he’s drinking?
Jerry will do anything for his kids…ANYTHING.
Bill, it’s great and all that you have your own microbrewery, but I REALLY don’t like your beer dispenser.
…He’s got lifeless eyes. Flesh colored eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those crazy eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’…
If you don’t like what goes on at the Addams’ house, quit climbing in the window.
I bet you are fun at parties!
Hey dude, got any cute little sisters?
how lil? like, 7, 8? i think i can hire u one… for the right price, of course….
Ugh, you can see the corners of his lips cracking from all the stretching…
The color of his skin rivals dead Michael Jackson…
See the blue collar? Definitely Ron White.
Looks like Ron White on a bad night…
Bill Brasky could drink a pint of vodka without using his hands!
Shove a glass full of ice tea in your mouth and say “I was born on a pirate ship”
The CIA investigates alternatives to waterboarding…
This is what happens when you don’t wean your children off of sippy cups till their sixties. “GERALD!! BOTH HANDS! [I knew I shouldn't have brought him tonight, he gets far too overexcited when people treat him like an adult...]“
ha ha ha ha!
grandpa?
Holy crap! Zombie has confused a beer bottle for a brain!
“After the surgery he just wasn’t the same.”
I never thought I would see a man in a tuxedo deep-throating a beer bottle. Thank you, internet.
A zombie man in a tuxedo.
Pretty sure that’s not a tux so technically you can still be a “man in a tuxedo deep throating a beer bottle” virgin
When you say ‘the size of his mouth rivals Julia Roberts’, are you referring to her mouth, or her entire person?
Oh yes. I went there. 0_o
Hey Billy. You were saying that mah beer cannon was never gonna do any good. Well, look at how it mashed a bottle right into that zombie’s face, sucker.
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Is it wierd that I find this man quite attractive?
Just.. Look at that eye colour..
His eye color reminds me of finding a dead leaf in a puddle.
Isn’t it lovely?
Autumn always HAS been my favourite season…
Please note that it is easier to drink beer AFTER removing it from the included container.
biggest mouth award still goes to steven tyler.
You know, if we tilt his head back and plug his nose we could kill him.
I’m pretty sure he’s already dead.
How to achieve the “Steven Tyler” look. . .
His pupils are out of view. Bet he cant see what is going on. That is quite a big shot he is attempting. Don’t think I could beat it, mostly cause I am not interested in trying.
Ah, he must be practicing. He’s already gotten both feet up there. And no, Jerry Lewis isn’t dead. Though when he does die he has the distinct possibility of becoming a zombie as he’s so low on brains as it is. He’ll need what ever he can get.
How on earth did I not get fave comment on this one, c’mon none of you have seen Jaws? Remember Quint?
What’s a guy gotta do?
Sheesh!
wow. I can’t believe he got the glass under his front teeth. I mean, it is one thing to get your lips around a glass, but this? He must have a detachable jaw.
or fake teeth…
The French call it genius.
But he will never beat Steven Tyler.
i think he’s dead, and then they tried too prank him..
this man seems to have a drinking problem, he doesnt know how to use his hands
Oh lord, 1 guy, 1 cup reloaded!!
BRRRAAAIIINZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Kids, if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times – A dead guy’s mouth is NOT an appropriate place to stash your things.”