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Funny I don't remember those carols about Santa's helpers swallowing things whole
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santa thought the idea of flying reindeer was absurd so he traded them for a snake
I can’t wait till christmas and i get visited by Santa snake….
Instead of milk and cookies, we leave out a plate of pinkie mice and a shot of tequila.
Somehow I think this beauty’s graduated from pinkie mice a looooong time ago. Maybe a platter of extra large rabbits? I want the one around his neck before it grows up and gets dressed in stupid hats.
But santa snake goes from house to house he gets lots of little treats from people. after the 100th house the pinkies would add up.
great now i am hungry… damn no pinkies ate the last ones on saturday.
Snakey the python was a jolly happy soul
With creamy scales and a tiny nose
And two eyes as dark as coals
Snakey the python was a fairy tale they say
He was made of clay but the children
say that he came to life one day!
There must have been some magic in that Santa hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He came to eat them down….
If you improv’d that one, bravo to you! If not, eh, it was still pretty good.
Grandpa got eaten by a python, after getting drunk at our house Christmas Eve, You can say there no such thing as Santa snake, but as for me and grandma we believe.
Looks a lot like the albino Burmese python they have at the place I get some of my fish and hermit crab supplies from. Pretty snake, but man, is there ever a lot of him…
this picture is from the Philippines. that person kissing the snake is the owner of the Manila Zoo, who happens to have a penchant for kissing all his other zoo animals, such as orangutans and tiger cubs.
I hope he washes his hands between handling other animals and kissing the big leucistic python, or it may catch a whiff of something it finds yummy and give the handler a “kiss” of it’s own. Ouch.
Coal for the naughty kids didn’t work anymore.
From now, Santa snake will eat them…
I wonder if he’s related to the snake in “The Nightmare Before Christmas” who eats the tree?
funny enough id tottaly do the same thing XD
i love snakes!
Cool, there is actually some good points on here some of my readers will maybe find this relevant, will send a link, many thanks.
Yet another example the English language being mixed up in translation. “Ho Ho Ho” might mean swallowing something whole in some places, but wronge species in this case.