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I can understand wanting a sleeping bag with legs, but using it barefoot kinda defeats the purpose, doesn’t it?
what ifa bear comes and ur in a regular sleeping bag cant run duh make sence to me lol
My feet are cold just looking at him.
It looks like it zips over the feet in the smaller picture with him laying down.
…u see his feet cause hes naked
mankets are actually snuggies for nudists who like to camp
This is GREAT! The thing I hate most about camping is the way the sleeping bag restricts my sleepwalking into interesting situations.
Damn, now he’s found a way to circumvent the safety feature.
I’d suggest adding sleeves, but that would just be plain idiotic.
Wouldn’t that make it a “baggy” snow suit?
It’s all the warmth of a Snuggie without those pesky arm holes. Wonder if it’s got a trap door in the seat?
I found the lack of sleeves disturbing. Without the use of hands that leaves out computer, reading, remote control surfing, video games and beer. So what does that leave for the average guy to do with his hands?
I’m more concerned about how he’d get out if he has to go to the bathroom really bad.
Perhaps all the fine print in the ad describes a self contained relief system?
…I don’t know how to reply to you to not imply that you are 6 year old.
literally about fell out of my chair here… leaves so many “options” for you fellas… I know it would be amazing to anyone’s untrained mind to conjur up different scenarios to that question… what WOULD it leave for you men to do with your hands…. Hmmmm… maybe crochet? lmao!! Thanks for the outburst of laughter~
If you need me to answer that, you’re either 12 years old, or not a man. =P
hmm, what activity undertaken by 99% of guys would need your hands inside…
i’m srry but i cant pass this up
TWO WORDS “COVERT MASTURBATION”!!!
well that leaves you to whats in the manket with you haha
I love these asians. Always coming up with something more and more practical and useful. Now I can finally do all those things in the snuggie commercial, PLUS walk to get more beer, soda, popcorn, AND these mankets make a great gift too.
Now it’s clear why he’s barefoot. He get a beer, make popcorn and pour soda just using his feet… but how is he going to unzip the zipper going up his legs if he needs to scratch this thigh?
That’s the thing… his hands are already in there with his leg, thigh, um… and other parts… he can scratch at will… too funny!
Gotta love the Japanese! But I’m starting to see why Godzilla was always attacking them.
Make it waterproof, and you won’t even have to get up to go to the bathroom…
MY FEET ARE COLD.
perhaps socks or slippers would be best for you then Dan… no one likes cold feet… not even men… or… maybe a snuggle bunny could help keep your tootsies warm…
I’m waiting for the day when some mad scientist creates a Snuggie/Manket hybrid.
Pretty sure that would just be a one peice snow suit lined with polar fleece. XD
The manket is just a one piece snow snuit with the arms cut and sewn up.
So, that’s what they’ve been mistaken for a yeti all these years.
i would assume that the feet are open so that you do not need to take your shoes/boots off to sleep and/or you can allow your feet to breathe if its warmer outside.
it allows movement with your legs in case zombies attack in the middle of the night. you might not be able to fight back, but you can at least run.
Zombies, of course! It all makes sense now! How could I have been so dense?
If that thing were orange, he’d look just like Gossamer from the old Bugs Bunny cartoon.
He would also need to be wearing some big sneakers! Excellent.
double want! Gossamer sneakers and an orange manket!
I wouldn’t recommend this for mowing the lawn or weekwacking… probably not a great choice of activities…hah!
and I just noticed that the second photo shows the feet cynched up, there you go boys… warm and toasty tootsies (wondering if you could special order them with a quick release pocket for texting, typing, remote use, and that unmentionable “relief” action? Hmmmm….
with no arms he can grab the thing thats most importent to guys and play with it all day lon without anyone being the wiser
The best part is the headline:
The Walking Sleepingbag.
It’s said “this way, in the middle of the night, if you’re attacked by a bear, you can run away,” but, could it facilitate that kind of speed?
i want one
I’m Gumby, dammit!
what is the real product name?
The headline reads: This way if a bear attacks you in the middle of the night, you’ll be able to get up and run away. But will you be able to go fast enough…?
I can read Japanese…..the headline says “The claim is [With this, even if you are attacked by bears in the middle of the night, you can get up and runaway]but is that really true?”
shff shff shff
gotta love that side picture, “no, really, dude, check this out…ok…”
I don’t care what anyone says. This product is too fucking cool for words.
…I think they’re onto something here.
Incognito jerking
I WANT ONE DAMMIT
The best part is the small picture at the bottom. He looks like he fell down and can’t get up, maybe because, I don’t know, his ARMS ARE PINNED TO HIS SIDES!
It’s Homestar Runner!
they should make 4 legged ones for couples
This thing freaks me out!
I WANT ONE MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!
Heh, it’s a Japanese Dreamie!
God man, this thing is like a straight jacket O_O
I totally want one. I have a hard time sleeping with my legs restricted. This is teh awesome!
I’m just imagining the shock and clumsiness that would follow a bear siting… a man in a sleeping bag with legs, but no arms to open the tent, and won’t be able to right himself when he falls down. LOL! Won’t even be able to pick up something to protect himself in without struggling out of that thing! Haaaaaaaaaa
Requires a lower hatch. Both sides.
I have no words. None. That is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like a sleeping bag with legs. I don’t like it. How do you pee in something like that???
how do you pee in any sleeping bag?
What I want to know is if he’s being chased by a bear, what happens if he falls down??
How do you zip it up?
Fabuloso! I can’t wait to see Lady Gaga in this. Does it comes in leopard print?
It’s Grant Imahara!
Bagman in the wild? Meme turnaround these days is outrageous.
M.
i wnt 1!!!!
Is it beer 30, yet? I’m ready to crack open a nice bottle of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale!
I want to see him trip…no arms to stop the inevitable face-plant!
I also wish I knew what the ad was saying about this wonderful product…
This is full of win.
It’s actually a snowsuit for people with no arms. Y’know so you don’t have to worry about how to keep those useless sleeves out of the way when skiing or falling down a mountain.
I like that the arms are kept IN, but how does one get the spooge out???
I wanna see several people in several of those fighting!!!
want!
Can anyone translate this?
I am convinced these are snowpants he just pulled up waaay too high.