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Fave Comment: I’m being quite useful. This thing is a Thneed.
A Thneed’s a Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need!
It’s a shirt. It’s a sock. It’s a glove. It’s a hat.
But it has OTHER uses. Yes, far beyond that.
You can use it for carpets. For pillows! For sheets!
Or curtains! Or covers for bicycle seats!”
-Words and illustration from The Lorax by Dr. Seuss.
http://www.cise.ufl.edu/~cjermain/thneed.htm
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this guy takes pron addiction to whole new level!
Oh, yeah. The flight staff and other passengers will be *completely* comfortable with this!
porn sock – watch your porn collection without anyone else seeing it.
At least he’ll already have something warm and orange to wear at Gitmo.
Some people take laptop privacy too far…
but it doesn’t cover his crotch…so he could, hypothetically, “hide” his inspiration and face while still visibly masturbating in public? way to half-commit to exhibitionism.
does this come in camouflage?
If it also covered his crotch, wouldn’t it be a Klein sweater?
You got your M.C. Escher in my H.R. Giger.
No, you got your H.R. Giger in my M.C. Escher.
How’s it fit?
Dave took it literally when it was mentioned he needed a serious sock to the head.
Looks like the newest gadget to avoid industrial espionage. And like a new way of using grandma’s beloved gifts.
:/ how can he see the keyboard? He must make horrendous mistakes.
Google for “Das Keyboard”, first match, look at “Ultimate”. It’s not that hard. I’m close to being able to write without looking (using BS a lot).
Home keys.
He made the mistake when he ordered that thing.
dude, everyone’s been using them for 10 years. you should know it by heart by now.
A leather version is also available.
Fabric + Laptop = Faptop
Aeroacrophobia – fear of open high places. He has it.
umm… can he breath?
Now you can privately look like an idiot in public!
hahaha… WIN
Mr. Snuffaluffagus’ long lost son is coming to visit him.
Look at it this way. At least he won’t “raise the roof” off the airplane!
Dr Seuss called this one years ago. “Everyone Needs a Thneed!”
I’ve seen a number of pictures of people with very similar “sweaters.” Something tells me that they are manufactured somewhere. Probably Japan. They’re like the World Capital of Weirdness.
It is a body-technology interface, part of an art project by Becky Stern, who isn’t very Japanese
She has a website called Sternlab, if you want to see the others. There’s ones to let you eat a sandwich in public, or talk on a cell phone.
http://sternlab.org/2008/04/body-technology-interfaces/
Steve watches porn. His mom said “As long as I don’t see you doing it. I dont care.” Steve didnt want to wait till she fell asleep.
I kan haz hand-knitted fierwall kplzthx?
You can even Make one yourself! Everybody can have one.
Do I have to order one of these from SkyMall or can I pick one up at my local Brookstone?
I’m being quite useful. This thing is a Thneed.
A Thneed’s a Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need!
It’s a shirt. It’s a sock. It’s a glove. It’s a hat.
But it has OTHER uses. Yes, far beyond that.
You can use it for carpets. For pillows! For sheets!
Or curtains! Or covers for bicycle seats!”
-Words and illustration from The Lorax by Dr. Seuss.
http://www.cise.ufl.edu/~cjermain/thneed.htm
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WIN!
Dr Suess is just awesome. Perfect comment – LOL! Have you seen the “Seussical” musical? Great fun.
It’s Kenny! When will they kill him?
this brings a whole new level of meaning to porn tube
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The SnUGLY for those times where a paper bag just won’t do.
ive seen a pic like this before
i sooooooooooooo whan 1 of these
ITS THE NEW SNUGGIE!
Head Snuggies; A new way to watch porn