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WTF – Unicorn Samurai
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Rule 37 anyone?
“There are NO girls on the Internet.” Do you have your rules confused, friend?
Actually, the rule is “there are no girls on the internet who think something like that is hot.”
I can’t figure out if he’s hoping to attract women, or men. Or animals. *shudder*
I guess you were talking about rule 10
you can’t divide by zero?
i don’t think you got that right
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ROTI
This looks like it was made for wtf its not legit wtf.
still a wtf nontheless
Hey the guy is a total FURRIE dude, check out the link to his homepage. HE IS FOR REAL WITH THIS.
I agree…
WTF
And the plague of Anthromorphs / Furries continues unabated.
Are we allowed to hunt these freaks yet? Is the a bag limit?
Dude hes a fucking famous performance artist not a furry.
Just because your closed minded ass sees something like this as freaky, doesn’t mean it is.
Get your head out of your ass before you go and assume things, faggot.
That… um… creepy.
Somebody has been watching too much Matthew Barney.
Man, he sure is a beast with that sword.
Is that some kind of weird sex role play?
Yes
they are called Furries
Reminds me of the “Unicorns are only supposed to have one horn” post a while ago.
He’s holding the sword wrong.
Yep. The only thing I could think during that whole video is “How the fuck could you possibly hold a sword is poorly?”
Not to mention the whole, grip at the bottom, overhand stab position. Seriously, it’s a god damn sword.
first of all,never grab the blade! That is a wakizashi or Short sword which among other uses is often associated with ritual suicide, seppuku, for which this guy should be under observation. It’s crap like this that makes me wish I could slap the internet!
The short sword is also for indoor (cramped quarters, among other things) fighting.
you are correct sir!
What do you mean ‘he should be under observation’? He should do it! He’s dishonored the wakizashi AND unicorns, he and the entire film crew should commit seppuku.
I was very nearly in actual pain at some of his horrendous sword work… I say we force him to have a sword fight with a master and see what happens.
Or a novice, for that matter.
or the pupil of that novice…
I thought he held it quite well for someone/thing with hooves.
I… I really… I don’t even… But… I have no words to describe what I felt from watching this video….
Is it all tingly “down there”?
Yeah, he’s an actor that was in Rock N’ Rolla. He was one of the two indestructible Russians that chased Gerard Butler down the train tunnel.
WTF?
hmmm… his horn looks a little wobbly.
he has really bad balance.
Sorry, that does not even qualify as “bad” balance, that’s no balance at all.
This guy is the reason there are no longer any unicorns.
Freakin furries.
No unicorn!
Horse costume with misplace accessory…
He’s just, um, happy to see you. Very happy.
/shrugs/ Must be a furry. Nothing to see here.
Argh! Not even on humour sites can I avoid them! The furries are taking over the internet! *goes to hide offline*
1) he’s a furry
2) he’s totally doin it wrong on the handling of a katana.
3)again..FURRY!!!
Seriously. How this guy “prowls” on his hands and knees? You realise how sad this is? Trying to get in touch with animal within- by crawling around and… pawing at air thing with his hands.
PS. I know hundreds of people who would put a body like his to better use.
Looking at the hooves, I suggest boiling him down for glue.
Also, I bet you that body is mostly a foam costume.
The majority of that muscle mass is faked with eyeshadow, by the looks of it. The lighting doesn’t change even when he moves.
It’s sad that the strangest thing I found in this video was how damn short the sword was, despite having a full two-hand hilt.
Dude may be in shape, but he is no kind of mover – awkward
Ah shit. Not I’m gonna have to pay another 200$ in therapy.
We’ll go together, along with many others who have seen this. Group therapy, group rate.
*raises hand* Count me in. I need some serious trauma recovery after watching that.
We have Post Traumatic Furry Exposure Syndrome.
PTFES!!!
What a fool, touching the blade with his bare hands, the oils in the skin will ruin the blade.
that’s not the only dumb thing about it he doesnt even know how to grab it lol
Am I the only one who thinks this has great movie potential?
You’re a Bollywood producer, aren’t you?
There’s bad, and there’s poorly done bad. This is the latter. This guy is like the Keanu Reeves of Interpretive Sword Dancing.
*snorts*
Wow. While his sword stances are rather poor, I admit he’s risking a lot with what he’s wearing and that blade. Hate to think what would happen if he dropped that sword near … certain currently not too protected parts.
The action and the unicorn head may be WTF, but the body was nice viewing.
Man, I’m scared. Naked chiseled unicorn man in small underwear wielding swords… that’s probably the scariest thing I’ve seen all week.
Nerds gone wild
As a nerd, I take great offense to that!
Damn weird, and he knows nothing about swords either, if your going to hold a single edged blade with a reverse grip, at least hold it with the edge facing away from you…unless your performing the act of Seppuku, then knock yourself out.
Well, there’s samurai in japan, and there’s a Unicorn Gundam… nope, it’s still wrong.
One word: Furry
Three words, your a faggot.
What’s more bizarre, was a few months ago, I stumbled onto video of something that made me want eye bleach -
A ZOMBIE-THEMED Furry convention
Zombies, I tell you… Is there nothing that furries won’t stoop to corrupting?
But when there’s someone at the convention like this guy, it makes up for it in WIN!
http://plegaleggole.com/furry_spy.jpg
Furries go AWESOME.
I
HATE
FURRIES!
…or is that Pikies?
It all started out with a failed treatment for clubfoot. Only horses fancied him and SM pony trainers. He had to learn how to defend himself and grew into the role of the lonely furry horseman with the wobbly horn… His crotch packed firmly so nobody could harrass him down there anymore and a short-bladed fake Japanese sword to trick people into thinking he was vulnerable and then mercilessly stomping them to death with his clubfoot. Or maybe it’s just someone who got a little too much into that particular My Little Pony episode called Bright Lights. O_O
thats the gayest thing i have ever seen.
This guy is going to be the new mascot for the city of San Francisco. Way, way, way too gay for polite society.
I love how all the Naru-tards are furry bashing. “He’s a fucking furry. Also Akira never held a sword like that. He’s not a real anime ninja!!!”
Internet dorks are internet dorks. There is no hierarchy, whatever 4chan may tell you.
Yeah, because no one could possibly look down on someone else without being told it’s okay. *rolls eyes*
Wow. And the award for missing the point goes to… *hands you a trophy*
HAI GUISE WATS UP
Weird furrieness aside some of the poses are good for life drawing. Just wish he’s lose the silly costume and learn to balance.
I believe this is motion capture footage for a video game
I wonder if the inside end of his tail looks like the horn on his head? That could explain the lack of balance.
Just to ruin the fun. If anyone looks him up, you’ll find out he is a professional model and actor. He may not even be a furry. Either way, he gets paid to model and pose in these outfits that his make-up artists design for him. Sometimes he gets paid to show up as entertainment at events such as weddings. Either way, it’s art. Not necessarily furry, just doing his job.
Weddings?? Not even the gayest of gay weddings!
EQUUS just gets more and more edgy!
(Pun intended.)
EXPLAIN.
This looks like a Cosplay=Costume+Play event at an Anime Convention. Many of the men at these things are nerdy, geeky dudes who for some reason want to dress up in an interesting outfit they can’t stand/turn/walk/pose in…..
Hey it’s the mascot for Internet Douchebags Posing with Weapons.
The douchebags posing with weapons subculture is probably big enough to warrant its own website like this.
I’m trying to keep from mentally imploding by focusing on a few small facts….
It’s not a Katana, so it’s not a Samurai….
That guy, and I’m being kind by giving it that reference, has no clue how to hold a weapon.
And… He is going to be Zombie bait one day.
Its funny people commented on how “well” he looked. Watch it again, he’s in a full body suit.
(although seeing it once will haunt me for the next 10 minutes)
What the hell was that??????????????
I think I made a character like that in Mortal Kombat: Armageddon.
Damnit, Freehaven…
i was waiting till he committed seppuku but no such luck
This was so wrong on so many levels. The fake musculature hurts my eyes, the wobbling unicorn horn (that just happens to curve upwards in a phallistic way) and the way he is handling the sword. Agh. Words fail to describe the disrespect he has for it. Seppuku would be too good for him. I vote for a two-barreled shotgun at close range
two barreled? i would say spier rifle or AK47, mabe an M9, at close range
sniper, sorry
Uhm, why is no one worried about his lack of nipples?
dont worry, my friend, i too am worried as to his lack of nipples. like honestly, how does that happen?
Sandpaper!
is it sad that the one thing i paid full attention to was how he kept grabbing the blade with his hand, and how horribly wrong he was holding the sword?
That just screams California performance artist…
that’s really hot, but he’s holding the sword wrong. XD
freak!!! that guy’s just creepy!!!!
This video screams Lady Gaga.
It’s a gay thing.
FURRRRRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUU
faggot.
… if that had been an actual sword, unicorn samurai would have no fingers…
He’s got hooves, but he ain’t got the moves.
Shoulda used a katana.
Zero Impress Factor.
FAIL.
-sighs- I’ll get the lighter and the gasoline, someone else get his address. -shakes head slowly- samurai unicorn, my ass.
It’s a bit uncoordinated for a “samurai”. Excitement level: 0
Dude, this guy is the Chechnyan thug in Rocknrolla. His name is Alex Kovas, and hes fuckin weird.
I think this guy should hand in his man card…