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WTF Are People Saying
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Are you tired of the spray tan never getting into the crack in your ass? Are the other porn stars making fun of you because you’re not “natural”? Do you really want to get that “basted turkey” tan? Well Bronz-Ez is the product for you!
(Bronz-ez is not a spool of thread painted gold to make you think it’s more then a spool of thread.)
It says “Tan all over” in French. It would be French. And it’s not a bad idea…
Yeah… I’m french-speaking, and that is totaly hilarious… It’s kinda vulgar too, I’m really astonished.
Is it my impression or there are some blond hairs coming off it??
Ghaaargh creepy!
Also, this wouldn’t solve the problem at all, now instead of having the whole buttcrack while, there will be a white mark shaped like this: O=O
I mean *instead of having the whole buttcrack whiTe
That’s a bit of shrubbery. Looks like someone needs to trim the hedge.
My rough translation is: “Tan everywhere with ‘Raidoree’. This spreads the buttocks so you can bask in the rays hands-free.” So, without this,is everyone laying around on their stomachs holding their cheeks apart? And wouldn’t you end up with hand-print tan lines on your rear?
“raidoree” is a made up product name that translates into “goldencrack”. or “goldenbuttcrack”.
You know, I can’t say I’m surprised. I always wondered why all my gold clothes smelled like ass.
Translation of this ad:
“SunRay”
The ass-spreader that allows you to tan the rim and keep your hands free”
For real
Wouldn’t that create a weird circle tan line in your ass crack?
As opposed to a NORMAL circle tan line in your ass crack?
Raidorée is made up of two words: la raie, a crack, stripe or groove, and dorée, meaning golden or tanned. “La raie des fesses” is a perfectly polite way to say “the crack in your behind.” The slogan underneath reads “The cheek-spreader that lets you tan your crack and leaves your hands free. Available in several scents.”
Oh good.. It will leave my hands free…. SCENTS??!
Well, they all start out with different scents…
What I want to know is who on earth decided there was a need for that product?
On second thought, maybe I don’t…
A Frenchman.
That’s really all you need to know.
Is that the biggest one they make?
I’m sure glad they didn’t show us the non-hands-free method!
Yeah, cause everyone wants skin cancer in their anus.
I love the logo in the corner. “Protect The Ozone Layer.” Save the atmosphere by tanning your ass-crack with a perfumed spool of thread!
This is one of those rare cases where the more you know about a WTF, the more WTF it gets.
Don’t worry, young folks, that’s not an actual product, just a joke.
I confirm the joke.
That must be taken from an old HaraKiri – the stupid and mean paper.
And then you can get your anus bleached…
that is true…
I’m Belgian (and so speak french). This is definitely a joke.
sigh
Thank you for that. Makes me feel just a little better about the world.
That’s the worst thing about swallowing one of these- when they come out sideways.
wont it suck if it comes a different way out anyways? and why in mother earth would you swallow a scented spool of thred anyways?
Wow, I’ve never seen such a classy upgrade of the Breathe Right product seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il9Arcx4h2k
Thanks for that! We laughed hard at that sketch.
For those who leave no stern untoned…
Ha! Comment win. ^_^
Odd that the ‘spool’ wouldn’t be clear plastic, but since it’s apparently a joke anyway . . .
Second that, best comment win I’ve seen in a while.
I don’t even want to think about how much a sunburned anus would hurt…. ‘Roids would feel downright comfortable by comparison…
Joke or not – thanks for getting me to laugh out loud – at the product and the comments.
This product doesn’t seem to be working anyways. The crack is still white. For anyone who’s ever dreamed of having their own infomercials this market is still wide open and waiting to be bronzed.
Now that’s a niche product if I’ve ever seen one!
Are you kidding? They’ve cracked open a whole new market!
It was in the french satirical newspaper “Hara Kiri”. It was full of fake advert like those ones :
http://drelb.free.fr/poste.jpg
http://media.paperblog.fr/i/131/1314110/hara-kiri-vingt-cinq-ans-liberte-d8217express-L-2.jpeg
Make sure your hole isn’t just brown- it’s bronzed!
Lets make like a butt plug and get out of this sh*t hole
Hey guys, this a spoof ad from the Hara-Kiri French magazine. It’s 40 years old, if you want more just check http://palladio.free.fr/harakiri/
Remeber: the horse of judgment is watching.
I’m french this IS a joke, and old joke by the way (about 25 years) from satiric magazine.
They did not think this product through. It helps tan all of the butt, but what happens to the spots where the object is touching you? Now you just have two little pale circles on your ass. How is that good?
Think of them as landing lights.
I keep “losing” mine.
and here I thought this was where the “sun doesn’t shine”. . .guess my parents were wrong.
Now thats one nice spool sample.
Takes “Goatsie” to a hole new level… O_O
I’ve never understood the French penchant for sticking things up ones ass.
I’m so tired of the camera getting that white crack whenever we do the anal spreads but now I’m worry free!
Save your money …. your butt can be brown WITHOUT this product !
LMAO ewwww
that guy has a hairy asss.
BLEHHH.
Butt plugz – yer doin’ it rong!
French people rule !
It’s funny how some people try to darken their ass while we try to bleach out eyes after seeing that…
Now you can’t say that the sun doesn’t shine there.
did you realize the “does not harm the ozone layer”?
This is a mock ad from Hara-Kiri,a French satirical magazine. They used to make a lot of these but were banned in the mid-80s.
insert spool into stool
so wouldn’t that just leave a big spool tan spot