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Way to blow your own horn.
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Not funny, if you could see the other men, they would also be holding their trumpets between their legs to keep them warm. Almost any instrument is affected by the cold, and this is one way to try and keep them in tune.
FIRST !
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This is actually not WTF. He’s just keeping his keeping his horn warm so that it does not stick to his lips. Hmm … somehow that sounds dirty.
fist
A swing… and a miss. Strike one.
YOUR A FUCKING NERD!!
LAST !
so that’s why they say farts sound like bugles.
This one, as funny as it is, doesn’t really qualify as a WTF so much as a WIN. If you don’t know why, why don’t you go and try to play a trumpet that’s been sitting in -20degree weather for several hours. Moist lips and freezing metal don’t mix well. He’s keeping it warm. TMIK :-\
May be a win for you, but I can think of at least one place (my underarm) to keep a trumpet’s mouthpiece warm. Besides, if it’s that cold, the valve oil would be much thicker, causing it to be much more difficult for the valves to open and close. Enjoy the taste of your “mouthpiece!”
Which is why he has the valves between his legs. You can easily take the mouthpeice off and hold it in your hand while at attention. I did that lots my self while in the service, but in really cold weather, gotta keep the valves warm too. He likely has the mouth piece off as well since it would be sticking out the front like the bell is in the back.
In Soviet Russia, horn blows you.
Rusty Trombone?
This one time, at band camp…
I can’t decide.
I think “blow it out your brass” sums this up just fine…
About face!
Russians…Taking tooting your own horn to new extremes.
He better quit farting around and get to band practice.
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
…the more you toot
the better you feel, so
eat your beans
at every meal!
(I hadn’t heard that one since Girl Scout camp!!)
You didn’t by any chance share a camp with Mongo and Mr. Taggart did you?
I got kicked out of girl scouts for eating brownies.
Oh yeah? Well I had an uncle who was an aunt eater, so there.
i got kicked out for being a dude… that was an awkward summer.
I pity the tuba player.
win
Thanks dude. You don’t even want to know where I kept the mouthpiece.
you think that’s bad, what about the guy who plays the tympani.
trust me, there are better ways to keep a horn warm.
without pics, this post is useless.
For those of you playing the home game, he’s actually using the warm spot between his legs to warm up the mouthpiece. A cold mouthpiece is:
A) Painful
B) The Sound is Flat
Unfortunately in Soviet Russia, they aren’t allowed to play on the plastic mouthpieces… Even in the snow when no one gives a shit…
ok ok this is taking the Soviet Russia reversal joke too far… or in another way?
Your bugling stinks
FIRST!
Sweet!
thank you for playing!
I think that’s a come on…
Oh and also… first.
My bugle goes toot toot
‘Cause one time, at band gulag…
I thought I might have had some kind of a “spit valve” joke, but as it turns out…..
IN MOTHER RUSSIA TRUMPET PLAYS YOU !!!
No, i don’t want to hear you play “stars and stripes forever”, thank you
*Hmmmm, I wonder why my mouthpiece always tastes like balls?*
When your lips are too numb you have to think of other ways to toot youy own horn.
*your
Could be worse.
Could be a tuba.
root’n toot’n ruskie about face….
haw haw… i want to hear him fart…..