To me, the WTF here is why someone has a goat in the house, along with a monkey wearing a sheep mask. Is there a market for sheep masks?
Wait. I just noticed the buzz-cut hair. It’s a person, wearing a faux fur outfit, not a monkey. WTF level lowered to 4. Must be another one of those fucking furries.
People raise goats (and llamas and alpacas and lambs… you get the picture) inside their homes all the time. If they’re practicing CAE prevention (caprine arthritis encephalitis), they take the young away from the mother and bottle feed them either pasteurized mother’s milk or formula to prevent the spread of the debilitating disease. Then they milk out the mother and use it for whatever else, like cooking or cheese making. Sometimes the mother dies during the delivery, abandons or rejects her young, or is otherwise unable to care for or feed her kids, so instead of being left alone in a drafty barn (it gets old trudging out there in six feet of snow in -20 degree weather), they bring the kid(s) into the house to be cared for. Usually they’re kept in a baby playpen or allowed to roam free with a diaper on.
Sometimes people purposely bottle-raise lambs or goat kids to make them tame, or to train them to walk on a leash, in order to raise them to be pack-animals. Goats are good hikers you know.
People diaper chickens, ducks and geese and have them as household pets as well. They can’t control their bowel movements (hence the diaper).
“What do you mean you’re not sleepy yet, Billy? I’ve jumped over that damn fence like a hundred times now. What? You lost count? Concentrate, kid, concentrate! Here we go…one… two… three…four…”
Thats one desperate rhesus monkey.
Something tells me the FFA may have left too much to the imagination when giving instructions on how to raise goats.
The man who stares at goat?
“What are you looking so sheepish about?”
“You’re just a kid, what do you know?”
Oh, wouldn’t ewe like to know!?
To me, the WTF here is why someone has a goat in the house, along with a monkey wearing a sheep mask. Is there a market for sheep masks?
Wait. I just noticed the buzz-cut hair. It’s a person, wearing a faux fur outfit, not a monkey. WTF level lowered to 4. Must be another one of those fucking furries.
People raise goats (and llamas and alpacas and lambs… you get the picture) inside their homes all the time. If they’re practicing CAE prevention (caprine arthritis encephalitis), they take the young away from the mother and bottle feed them either pasteurized mother’s milk or formula to prevent the spread of the debilitating disease. Then they milk out the mother and use it for whatever else, like cooking or cheese making. Sometimes the mother dies during the delivery, abandons or rejects her young, or is otherwise unable to care for or feed her kids, so instead of being left alone in a drafty barn (it gets old trudging out there in six feet of snow in -20 degree weather), they bring the kid(s) into the house to be cared for. Usually they’re kept in a baby playpen or allowed to roam free with a diaper on.
Sometimes people purposely bottle-raise lambs or goat kids to make them tame, or to train them to walk on a leash, in order to raise them to be pack-animals. Goats are good hikers you know.
People diaper chickens, ducks and geese and have them as household pets as well. They can’t control their bowel movements (hence the diaper).
“What do you mean you’re not sleepy yet, Billy? I’ve jumped over that damn fence like a hundred times now. What? You lost count? Concentrate, kid, concentrate! Here we go…one… two… three…four…”
Luke, i am your fAAaaaader!
Douche in sheep’s clothing.
Look like someone is trying to get a date.
Looks like someone in Lubbock TX has a hot date tonight.
huh. so I’m guessing… It’s a trap(?)
… an animal furry party.
…
That’s like Rule 34, squared. 0_0
… wait! I just realized that’s a KID!
GAAH! MONKEY PREDATOR!
Pepé Le Pew tactics never fails on the opposite… anything.