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WTF Are People Saying
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LOL!! Truly – WTF??
Thanks for the early morning laugh!!
This is from the ‘guide’ “How to pee with morning wood”
I get not wanting to hit the rim, but that’s ridiculous!
Clearly, the previous commenters are female. Any male will immediately recognize these as techniques to pee with “morning wood”.
You’re right. Everyone interested can find all set of pictures here: http://forum.berloga.net/viewtopic.php?t=11590 (but description is in russian).
I’m a girl and even I recognized it.
Oooohhhhhhhhh I’m so glad I don’t have *that* problem
Thanks for the explanation! I couldn’t figure out the inspiration for this one.
speaking from experience?
Oh, now I know how to safely pee having my morning hard-on.
Thank you.
Or just use the shower like everyone else.
No, thank you. Even with an erection, I want to pee down the toilet, not up my face.
GOOD (uh) POINT!
LOL
This is hillarious!
Is the water cold or deep? Ewww, toliet water >.<
It’s regular tap water… :/
Not if you live with an environmentalist… and he got to the bathroom before you.
Actually thats from the “Manual of how to piss when you’ve an erection”
Not kidding
click on my nick
Hanging upside-down from the knees? Yeah, that’s something to do when you first wake up. I am in a total fog when I first wake up. Thank goodness I have to sit to pee, and afterward cleanup is one of those automated response things.
I recognize these as the first two of “The five Tibetans” exercises. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Five_Rites.jpg
How to pee with a boner…
Thank you brazzy. I was about to say the same, because as soon as I saw the second diagram, I KNEW I had thought of these positions before.
These are illustrations for how to go pee with morning wood. Here’s the rest of the story/diagrams, I can’t find the original source I saw months ago:
http://hypebeast.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2154986#post2154986
I’d love to meet the guy they based the model on.
You to can prevent “RIM TWANG” with these simple steps
Well now, I’ve officially learned something today and I just got up an hour ago. I like to learn something new each day. This one could have waited until later. On the other hand, the coffee has yet to kick in and I found this amusing. Perhaps I’m better off this way.
This was mentioned way back in the 70′s in ‘Penthouse Letters’ as a fun way to get your rocks off. Supposedly the suction of the swirling water would do the job. Didn’t work for me.
Just pee in the shower. It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?!
So this is what the 2012 Summer Olympics has to offer?
Interpretive dance finally reaches its limits.
I’m more intrigued by the size of his johnson in the second photo. That artist took liberties and I’d like a hook-up with morning-wood-pee man.
That remember me drunk, going pee on my knee and the top cover fell on the tip…
aaAAARGG!
God I love men and their love for their penises.
I’ma go penetrate my toilet. it’s been asking for it all day.
LOL
helpfull tips for peeing with a hard-on
This is from an instruction manual on how to pee with morning wood, like STRONG ARMING your dong.
It’s “love OF their penises”, love. Their love FOR their penises is female. (Mostly, anyway)(I hope)
Toilet plunging. You’re doing it wrong.
best!
TOILET SUPERMAN AWAAAAYYYY
Now I realise why all American childrens look like toilets, in Russia we would kill men like that.
This is actually in Japan, they eat shit in their anime, talk about shit, and fuck shit, lolololol.
toilet drugs are better and better all the
And I thought it was a cell workout for the incarcerated.
I thought it was an image from the Crapper Sutra
Wait, you mean you don’t pee like this? I love the superman maneuver!
Ziegfried and Roy’s bathroom?
Soulja Boy off in this bowl!
Watch me flush it,
Watch me go!
Watch me flush that Soulja Boy,
Then Superman that bowl!
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anon FTW!
unless that’s also how you view any females in your vicinity, then that’s not winning. anything.
Loving the LOO!
This happened to me once! And I actually had to use a technique very similar to the Superman guy on the first picture
Just me or im i the only one to notice the 1cm penis?!
if you look at it, there is a long shaft going in. but a small bump right above it O_o
i thought he was humping the toilet at first