(Rod Serling Voice) Submitted for your perusal…the year is 2010.
A man relaxes in the glow of artificial light emanating from a monitor, a swirling eddy in an otherwise uninterrupted stream of insults, guffaws, miscalculations and conflicting eyewitness accounts. A man who knows. And yet knows better. Meet Dave, a man who knows nobody cares, and knows he is always just a click away…from the WTF zone. (cut to starlit montage of flying mannequin, pedobear, hourglass, windowpane, nazis, mathematical formula, and half naked woman shooting laser beams from her breasts.)
“I recognize this from their primitive electric information distribution devices, I believe the puny Earthling is attempting to initiate a some sort of ‘pr0n’…”
hey, isn’t that a behind the scenes shot from an old twilight zone episode? no,really. I’ve seen that episode.
Yeah, it is. I’ve seen that episode too! It was…um…interesting.
Yes, it is. Not a bad episode, either.
Actually, its the outer limits, not the twilight zone, but close enough.
Extraterrestrial drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
PRIMEROU
Weee! Twilight Zone!!!!! Give him 500x the average human’s intelligence!
Say what you will, those moustaches are snazzy.
That’s from an episode of “The Twilight Zone” entitled “Dingle the Strong.” Yeah, I know, nobody cares…
(Rod Serling Voice) Submitted for your perusal…the year is 2010.
A man relaxes in the glow of artificial light emanating from a monitor, a swirling eddy in an otherwise uninterrupted stream of insults, guffaws, miscalculations and conflicting eyewitness accounts. A man who knows. And yet knows better. Meet Dave, a man who knows nobody cares, and knows he is always just a click away…from the WTF zone. (cut to starlit montage of flying mannequin, pedobear, hourglass, windowpane, nazis, mathematical formula, and half naked woman shooting laser beams from her breasts.)
Sweet Baby Jesus. EPIC!
As a huge Twilight Zone fan, you are a super WIN.
Dag, yo.
Why’s he tweaking the alien’s nipples?
Better reception?
But no matter how hard I twist it I can’t seem to pick up Jazz FM…
“I recognize this from their primitive electric information distribution devices, I believe the puny Earthling is attempting to initiate a some sort of ‘pr0n’…”
I thought that was L. Ron Hubbard at first.
Are those aliens old enough for that old man to be touching their knobs in that manner?
On their planet they’re the earth equivalent of 300 years old.
Strumgul fans
teleport! Du du du du du!
He reminds me of the physicist Louis de Broglie.
We come from France