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Isn’t this a scene from Jackass?
Under arrest until we find the golden ticket
yup! That’s Steve-o and Weeman
Oompa Loompa, Doompa-Dee-Do
I think he got caught shoplifting from you
Oompa Loompa, Doompa-Dee-De
The cop is amused, and that’s just like me.
is green hair illegal or something?
Somehow, I have the feeling this is the start of a bad porno movie.
Do not worry until he pulls out th- OH GOD HE PULLED THE BATON!
Tonight on Cops: Oompa Loompa Doompa De Do, Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?
This made me laugh so hard some of my dinner just left via my nose.
Having mac n’ cheese in your sinuses really hurts.
OMFG best comment/caption ever. EVER!
Ah-Ha! We finally get a glimpse of the dreaded Whang-noodler!
Either there’s a way big skylight in the store or I smell a little Photochop.
It’s from Jackass, jackass. Wee Man and Steve-O. No shopping req.
Why is an oompa loompa shopping at the Gap? Everyone knows they only make clothes for tall girls sizes 00 thru 6!!!!!!
Magic Brownies
They will get you in trouble outside of the chocolate factory
POLICE STING STOPS CANDY ESPIONAGE
- Police today nabbed an employee of Wonka Chocolates Inc. as he was about to pass a sample of a top secret candy to undercover agents. The bust happened at a local Gap store where police detective Charles Bucket, posing as a Slugworth Confectionaries employee, made contact with the suspect and exchanged the candy for several thousand dollars. After the deal was made, awaiting officers rushed in and arrested the suspect, described as 3 feet tall, orange skin, green hair, and answering to ‘Loompa #217′.
Mr William Wonka, owner of Wonka Chocolates Inc., who cooperated with police, was happy at news of the arrest. “I had a feeling something was wrong when samples of my secret candy turned up missing a few weeks back.” he stated to reporters. “Since we have a strict ‘Nobody ever goes in. Nobody ever comes out’ policy at my factory, I knew it had to be an inside job.”
The secret candy, refered to only as a ‘gobstopper’, was returned to Wonka the following day. The employee being held faces 10 years imprisonment, $50,000 dollars in fines, and deportation to Loompaland.
doesnt look like steve-o at all. plus dude is way too jacked to be steve0
I don’t know if that is wee-man from Jackass, but that is NOT Steev-o definitely!
Oompa Loompa, doopity dot
I’ma take you down for possession of pot
Must have been too easy to find him. Not only is he very unique in appearance, but who can miss that green hair in a crowd?
I’m guessing the cops finally made the connection between Wonka’s Chocolate factory and all those missing rich children.
I thought that was Snooki from “Jersey Shore” getting busted….
Damn, looking at that cop makes me want to buy tickets to the gun show!
i only wish the oompa loomp had an eretion.
This is NOT from Jackass, for those of you who are saying it is. It’s a legit arrest.
Oompa impersonator Donnie Davis was detained at the Broward County Mall in Florida last week, after he was caught promoting his upcoming show at the Seminole Coconut Creek for Jeff Beacher’s Madhouse without proper permission. There were actually a bunch of Oompas at the mall at the time — but Donnie was the only one that didn’t get away when cops showed up to stop them.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/15/willy-wonka-aint-gonna-be-happy-bout-this/#ixzz0iCeu3RlX
Willie Wonka isn’t gonna be happy bout this!!
Actually this was covered by the folks over at TMZ here:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/15/willy-wonka-aint-gonna-be-happy-bout-this/2
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Looks like Snooki got arrested.