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Bonus post! We need to know who this man is! Can you explain who he is? Where is he? And what is he doing?
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I think he’s one of the entertainers in Key West… but not sure.
HEE ISSS!!!!!!
Well, given the fact that the sun is setting behind him, I’d say he is located somewhere on the west coast of gulf coast. His stance makes me believe he is practicing tai chi. Also, the cat on his shoulder is a Turkish Van, they are known for their swimming prowess. So, perhaps he is practicing his tai chi by the sea while his cat does a few laps as the day comes to an end.
Ah, but the sun could be rising, couldn’t it?
It also could be a sunrise on the east coast.
Then those sailors should take warning.
It looks like a backdrop to me.
what about cape cod?
While the cat certainly has the size of a Turkish Van, it doesn’t have any of the typical markings which make it a van. Vans typically have tortoiseshell markings on the head and at the base of the tail, and may have up to one more spot on the body, though best if they don’t. They are also known for their agressiveness, despite being domesticated.
His name is Sean David Morton:
Psychic Sean David Morton scammed $6M convincing people he could predict stocks’ fortune, SEC claims.
From NY Daily News:
“I lost more money in this so-called ‘investment scheme’ than anyone,” said the so-called “natural psychic” who runs the Delphi Investment Group out of his California office.
Here’s the site: http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2010/03/04/2010-03-04_feds_on_hunt_for_starstruck_pyschic_who_scammed_6m_from_investors.html
Dunno if that will get kicked for being spam or not, but that’s one of the articles that details what this guy was charged with.
No no no, it’s Tae Kat Do exercises. One balances one’s cat chi by shifting their weight from one shoulder to the other during the routine.
Me, I use my Maine Coon for leg workouts and arm strengthening — god knows she weighs enough.
I disagree.
To achieve balance, you’ll need a black cat on the other shoulder.
That’s Sean David Morton, see here: http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/03/sec_charges_americas_prophet_with_fraud_investors.php
This is Sean Morton and his cat Shalu.
He and his wife Melissa own Sangha Norwegian Forest Cats.
They breed and raise NFCs mainly as show cats for adoption.
As for what he’s doing? I think loliepop is right… it’s Tai Chi.
The original photo seems to have been deleted from their website, but the Internet never forgets. That’s how I was able to track down this info.
Cheers!
I think he’s Sean David Morton, a cat breeder and magician, with Shalu the cat; and the photo was taken somewhere in Southern California.
More info: http://www.sanghaforestcats.com & http://delphiassociates.org
Sorry to not be funny but that is Sean David Morton, America’s Prophet, who is being charged by the SEC for investor fraud. If you Google Image his name you will see that’s a picture from his website.
Not magician but ‘psychic’ fraud…
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/05/business/05psychic.html
His beautiful show cats appear to be neither psychic nor fraudulent.
But don’t trust his investment advice.
This is the most recent news I could find about Blofeld’s Tae Kat Do instructor:
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/fake_psychic/
http://www.tineye.com/search/79e12e7efa1918a64f6a3d6192bc49222f448c2a
Sean David Morton…psychic investment advisor. He was found guilty of fraud by the SEC.
I’m leaning strongly on the opinion that this is three photos mixed together. The *white* cat, at least, is showing no signs of being out doors during a vividly colored sunset.
I’m guessing that the background is either a backdrop or this picture was taken using a green screen and then composited, which if true, means that it could be anywhere, but probably a studio or basement.
Definitively not a basement.
The cat would be black if it was a basement.
He has launched his deadly chi fireball at the cameraman for daring to disturb his sunset meditation romantic walks along the beach with his favored cat. The man who took this picture was burned to cinders three seconds after taking it.
I ran a TinEye reverse image search, and came up with one hit on this site: http://www.sanghaforestcats.com/. The picture doesn’t appear to be on the site anymore, but it was originaly called “Sean and Shalu.jpg”. Here is Shalu’s page: http://www.sanghaforestcats.com/boys.html.
So I did a bit more digging to find out who this Sean is, and here’s what I’ve come up with. If you do a Google site search on “Sean” at this URL, you’ll see several references to a breeder team named Sean & Melissa Morton. They appear to have been the owners of this company. But if you follow the links, you’ll see the name Melissa Thompson instead. Almost all references to Sean have been scrubbed from the site, including that photo, so I’m guessing divorce.
You’re welcome.
http://www.tineye.com/ says the picture is “Sean And Shalu.jpg” from http://www.sanghaforestcats.com/. Shalu is the cat.
Looking for “Sean and Shalu” on google, I found the guy’s name is Sean David Morton: http://www.newlivingexpo.com/archive/2006/html_files/sun_11.php
Why is that cat wearing a sweater?
No you fools! This is obviously Parry Hotter, with his magical familiar Wighed. He’s got a scar on the back of his head from standing too close to Chuck Norris when he groin-kicked The Dork Lard Valdamort, and now trains to take his place as the next Warrior-God of the Future!
literal LOL!
This is Mr. Fuzzles pictured with the Pied Piper of the fish world, Harvey Willenbacher. Fuzzles hired him to conjure a school of tuna in for closer “inspection.”
This cat looks like one I own at the moment, and his name IS Magician!!
thomas anders?
This guy has quite a history:
http://www.ufowatchdog.com/hall-of-shame/24-sean-david-morton
Lost a major court battle with UFO watchdog a few years back…
SAILOR VENUS!
It’s Goku training with Corin, using his energy to push back the ocean.
A wild cameraman appears. Sean David Morton uses awesome pose. It is super effective!
Its wild how many people “expose” the mystery here without reading the other posts that already “exposed” it.
I’m very sure he’s a performer in Key West… but I don’t know any names
All of this is obviously wrong, he is preparing a Hadoken
Forget the man.
That cat is Ms. Cottonbritches, the world’s greatest Cat Hypnotist.
This is obviously the psychic Sean David Morton. What is not explained, of course, is that after buying the rights to a famous Japanese TV series, he is shown here posing for the new westernized version of “Ultraman.” Unfortunately, as the sun went down his powers began to fade and he was reduced to a mere mortal human once again.
The cat is his new sidekick “Nylon Spritzer” the titanium white power pussy!
The show is scheduled to debut in a prime time slot this fall right after “Behind the Blue Smurf” the reality series written around the day to day activities of a 70yr. old women, dressed as smurfette, who frequents the second rate strip joints of Las Vegas looking for work as a dancer.
(God, I really think I have too much time on my hands…)
High cat is hiiigh
This is CLEARLY a pre-eye patch Number Two with Mr. Bigglesworth…
Before investing in Starbucks and feline hair-loss.
He’s about to destroy the cameraman who’s gotten too close to the volcanic lair (just off-screen).
This looks shopped; I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.
Jk.
It does look shopped, though. The cat looks like it was indoors when its picture was being taken, and the Sean Morton dude looks like he was pasted on to the sunset/rise background.
That is the Cat Man, a performer in Key West. He has trained cats, and every day at sundown they perform at Mallory Square.
THIS MAN is an entertainer in Key West’s boardwalk….he’s VERY odd.
Psychic? Cat man? As if! This is clearly a photo of the Grand High Poobah of the Church of Ceiling Cat! Look at his immaculate white fur, and his expression that suggests that he is watching faraway things. The human is simply his current favourite transportation device and bodyguard, trying to get the media to move on and stop hassling the Poobah.
The beach is also part of the Poobah’s entourage, and follows him everywhere. Gets a bit messy at times, but the dramatic effect is undeniable.
No, you scene emo, go on youtube an put “Key West Cat Man” and you’ll see the performance that he does. He does tricks with them and stuff.
LOOK, THIS IS HIM BEFORE HE DIED HIS HAIR. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAx1Zthusn8
I don’t know about everyone else, but I see Jack Skellingtons face in the sky over this guys right shoulder…
he is most definetly a jedi under the powerful mind control of a cat,good thing its no basement cat
otherwise we’d have no hope XD
You’re right!