Excuse me little mama
But you could say I’m on duty
I’m lookin for a cutie
A real big ol’ ghetto booty
I really like your kitty cat
and if you let me touch her
I know you’re not a bluffer
I’ll take you to go see usher
I keep a couple hoes
like santa I keep a vixon
Got that dasher, dancer, prancer,
dixon, comet, cupid, donner, blitzen.
I’m hotter than 100 degrees
A lotta bread no sesame seeds
If i’m in yo city
I’m signin them Tig-O-bitties
I’m plotting on how I can take Cassie away from Diddy
The girls want a Minaj yeah they wetter than a rainmen
Usher buzz me in
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!
Management reserves the right to disallow any claims of dissatisfaction by those under 4 ft. tall. Have a pleasant day, and thank you for riding the Teabag Express.
I dunno if this is all that WTF. If I were to visit New York City, I would be terribly disappointed if I didn’t see something this strange on the subway.
I can’t decide whether this guy is hot or scary. On one hand, he’s attractive, athletic, and flexible. On the other hand, he’s on a subway wearing a peter pan costume doing a midair split.
WOW that looks like it hurts O.o and i have to agree with s hes really cute but he is wearing a peter pan costume and doing a split in midair…….on the subway no less
Possibly he is playing the Martin Sheen role in the watered down Broadway remake of “The Incident” where two young hoodlums refuse to let passengers off a subway car.
in ur hood, robbin’ ur pants
Excuse me little mama
But you could say I’m on duty
I’m lookin for a cutie
A real big ol’ ghetto booty
I really like your kitty cat
and if you let me touch her
I know you’re not a bluffer
I’ll take you to go see usher
I keep a couple hoes
like santa I keep a vixon
Got that dasher, dancer, prancer,
dixon, comet, cupid, donner, blitzen.
I’m hotter than 100 degrees
A lotta bread no sesame seeds
If i’m in yo city
I’m signin them Tig-O-bitties
I’m plotting on how I can take Cassie away from Diddy
The girls want a Minaj yeah they wetter than a rainmen
Usher buzz me in
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!
Of all the horrors on Link’s adventures, nothing is as horrifying as touching the dirty, dirty subway floor. The Princess owes him big for this…
Management reserves the right to disallow any claims of dissatisfaction by those under 4 ft. tall. Have a pleasant day, and thank you for riding the Teabag Express.
hahahahaha
I dunno if this is all that WTF. If I were to visit New York City, I would be terribly disappointed if I didn’t see something this strange on the subway.
Yes. True. some of us go to NY to see this stuff. It’s just too good to miss.
It actually took like 6 seconds for my brain to register wtf I was looking at…
We’re men! We’re men in tights!
“Hey Blinkin!”
“Did you say Abe Lincoln”?
LOL i JUST made this joke earlier today.
“And this, we call the Unblinking Eye!!”
tight tights!!
Excuse me, sir. I need to get off the train. Sir. Excuse me? Sir? I need to get off the train, sir.
A good kick in the crotch would do.
At this height, no way. Punch to the nuts is the way to go.
WOW, just WOW
That photo just got weirder and weirder as I scrolled down.
This is the hottest thing i’ve seen all day!
That’s Jakob from So You Think You Can Dance! He is an awesome dancer…
it is! it is!
yepp! he’s also ridiculously flexible (obviously)
I think it is!!!
“I don’t care what level thief you are, as soon as those doors pop open, you’re going to need a saving throw vs. the third rail.”
Excellent tie-in!
This is the most heterosexual man I’ve ever seen.
Want to laugh a lot! Just pull the emergency lever!
The squeal of the brakes outdone by the squeal of Peter Pan.
…TIGHT tights!
i love the wtf photos that get an actual “OH MY GOODNESS!” from me.
Is that Jacob from SYTYCD?
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!
This hyperextension makes my crotch hurt.
And I’m a girl.
Budget cuts are affecting everyone.
Apparently fairy dust is a luxury.
i <3 NY
Is that the guy from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia? coz hell it looks like him
I can’t decide whether this guy is hot or scary. On one hand, he’s attractive, athletic, and flexible. On the other hand, he’s on a subway wearing a peter pan costume doing a midair split.
Agreed! I’m laughing and drooling at the same time lol
O.O For some reason I find this terrifying…
O.O For some reason I find this hot
i’m a hobbit
i reckon itd work better if someone was walking past giving him a smart jab in the junk
for a girl to get turned on by this dude might just prove a waste of time, I fear……
Truthfully I know a guy who can do something like that. So it doesn’t surprise me.
This man is made of 100% pure f***ing awesome
WOW that looks like it hurts O.o and i have to agree with s hes really cute but he is wearing a peter pan costume and doing a split in midair…….on the subway no less
Seriously, I think I know that guy…
this dude has no ballls what so ever!!
Hope he’s wearing a cup.
Typical attention-whore dancer.
“Stand clear of the closing doors please.”
blokes are’nt meant to be that flexible, must be an ugly flat chested chick
hello fine sir
Scan your card here please.
This reminds me of that part in ‘I now pronounce you Chuck & Larry’:
“Isn’t that supposed to hurt his testicles???”
Possibly he is playing the Martin Sheen role in the watered down Broadway remake of “The Incident” where two young hoodlums refuse to let passengers off a subway car.
as a new yorker, must say i wouldn’t be that surprised to see this happen.
Ugh… peter pan just got sexy? Or tried to at least.
… “NO YOU MAY NOT EXIT!”
YOU!! SHALL NOT!!! PASS!!!!!!!
that is so hot lol
>:D PETER PAN?!
i think this is more of a high bench mark!
If I don’t get no tolls, then I won’t get no rolls. If you have a problem with that then I’ll come at you with my big stick.