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Can You Imagine How Annoying That Guy Has Got To Be If Tanks Are Being Called Against Him

Can You Imagine How Annoying That Guy Has Got To Be If Tanks Are Being Called Against Him

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  1. mamawalker says:

    He’s just there to play the National Anthem of…uh…what country is that again??

  2. markiemaypo says:

    Oskar plays a stirring rendition of “Camptown Races” while steppin’ lively on the parade grounds

    • Tank Man says:

      Afterwards, he posted that very stirring performance on youtube…

      • Cato says:

        The hat and the mouth-breathing are a nice touch. But the suspense-building hesitation at the beginning, and the triumphant refusal to play all the notes are what really make this performance what it is.

  3. Flippy says:

    Tank Man – The Musical!

    (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_Man)

  4. Those aren’t tanks. They are APCs.

  5. r3loaded says:

    Is that Georgia?

  6. Your innerself says:

    he there to entertain soldier or say otherwise, a moving target!

  7. Howard M Beers says:

    Rejected cover art for an old Wierd Al Yankovic album.

  8. rgansaldi says:

    DUDE!!! I WANT THAT GUYS FACEBOOK!

  9. jamisings says:

    Welcome to Hell, here’s your accordion.

  10. Morbo says:

    I swear to God! If he plays safety dance ONE more time I’ll, I’ll, … is his shirt fuchsia? Oh IT IS ON! Hulk smash!!

    • nomnom says:

      We can dance if we want to,
      we can leave your friends behind,
      because your friends dont dance,
      and if the dont- boom!
      Annoying ‘man in hat’ gets hit by a nuke.

      • Captain Obvious says:

        Recite the lyrics in Georgian and I will be impressed.*

        * There is no Georgian option in Google Translate (yet)

        • nomnom says:

          I cant! Dammit!
          Have a old english one instead:

          We can danceth if one wishes to,
          we can leaveth one’s acquaintances behind,
          why, your acquaintances shalln’t waltz,
          and if one shalln’t- boom!
          Annoyant ‘one in top hat’ is poisoned by lead face powder.

        • patmandu says:

          And one for the Irish:

          We kin jig if we wish it,
          We kin leave yer paddys behind,
          cuz if yer paddys don’t jig,
          and if they shan’t – boom!
          Feckin’ melter in derby is pelted with rounds from a potato gun.

          • Charlie Oscar Delta says:

            Must. say. something. whitty… *sight* i got nothin. i’ll probobly come up with something in a few days.

            Мы можем танцевать, если мы хотим к,
            мы можем оставить ваших друзей,
            потому что ваши друзья не танцуют,
            и если не – бум!
            Раздражающий ‘человек в шляпе’ поражен ядерной бомбой.

        • me :) says:

          I got one in Georgian for u guys :) ) ready?….

          vecekvebt tu gvinda,
          tkven megobrebs davtovebt,
          imitom rom tkveni megobrebi ver cekvaven,
          da tu ara – bum!
          gamagizianebel kudian kacs moxvdeba bombiiiiiiiiii :) ))))))))))

  11. Elevator Monkey says:

    Weird Al is getting serious about eliminating the competition!

  12. Tank668 says:

    Dixie, theme song of the south (Caucasus). Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton…

  13. Russian27 says:

    Georgian army in action. It’s a compliment, the guys are really good at singing.

  14. nomnom says:

    Its not georgia, its hell!

  15. nomnom says:

    I mean, come on, tanks and accordians!

  16. Steve says:

    Well, the Scots use the bagpipes to rouse themselves to battle fury. . .

    • Charlie Oscar Delta says:

      and whne the Scot tribesmen charged heartilly down a hill in nothing but a kilt (and i mean nothing) they often found their enemies on the ground crying when they made it to the bottem

  17. Trudy says:

    I used to babysit this guy!

  18. lala...la says:

    The Pied-accordionist of Georgia saves the day by luring the tanks from the town, ushering in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity.

  19. Captain Obvious says:

    That guy must be an Ossetian. He froze the Georgians in their tracks…

  20. zack says:

    since when the russians gave the georgians BMD’s?????? TRAVESTY!

  21. OtterAbroad says:

    Being plagued by awful amateur accordian players on the train, I can now happily fantasise about them being flattened by tanks! Mmmm… satisfying squawks as their instrument is crushed!

  22. dean says:

    lvl 20 bard uses “fascinate construct”… rolls d20: “20″, critical hit!

    constructs fascinated.

  23. fabeo says:

    The Ants go marching One by One horrah! horrah!

  24. Russell A says:

    “There’s noooo business like shoooow business, there’s nooooo business I knoooow!”

    “OK OK we surrender just please make it stop!”

    • Charlie Oscar Delta says:

      “alright go take they’re weapons. idiots, they could have just…” *bang* “okay they figured it out”

  25. Rukari says:

    I WISH TO BE THIS MAN.

  26. BDZ says:

    *HMMK*

    I shall play you the song of my people


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