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1st ahahahahahaha
Aflac!
Why does the ballerina want to wear it?
She-male……
/d/ is for duckgirls!
Win!
Swan Lake
Well, Tchaikovsky was a well-known homo… Why not?
I think it’s supposed to say that it is like the swan in that ballet dance thing
Truly WTF
Sweet Jesus. I don’t have the faintest idea WHAT that is supposed to be/do.
Terrifying is what it’s suppose to be obviously.
DUCK TALES WOOOOOO
Well played sir…
well played indeed…
Look at the round close-up. Apparently you squeeze it and it pops out.
I understand that this is
big in Japan.
budum – chee!
Thank you! Please drive home safely!
unlike other things down low……o now it makes perfect sense its like viagra mixed with extentions
REALLY big in japan but really small in size
evertime you think how have seen it all japan
They claim it’s a ‘wild swan’. Still no idea what the use is though.
Me thinks someone may be overcompensating for something..
A side of George Jefferson I never wanted to even hear about, let alone see.
But doesn’t it count for something that, underneath it all, he really liked honkies?
George Jefferson? I knew there was something familiar about him.
From the look of it its something from a Japanese comedians routine.
File this one under “Stupid Party Goods.” In Japan it’s common to attend a “secondary party” after everyone has already imbibed at a first drinking party. At “secondary party” the party goers are expected to provide performance entertainment, and lewd themes are often present, due to the drunken rowdiness.
Party goods are sold at the Japanese equivalent of our dollar stores. The package also says “Patent Application Pending,” in case anyone is thinking of copying the idea.
But really, using George Jefferson as a model?
Kinda reminds me of the time as a 8 year old we stopped off at a bookstore in a large shopping mall and i was engrossed in this book full of odd animal cut out heads that you had to fold like origami… i took a copy to mum and asked her if we could buy one so i could make all these neat puppet heads…
She then explained to me quietly what it REALY was, that it was cockagami… i was one embarrassed little kid for the afternoon I tell ya, thinking about it now still makes me face palm.
They say you haven’t wasted your day if you laughed at least once, and learned at least one new thing.
You made me do both with the word “cockagami”. Thank you.
What surprising is that your MOM knew what it was, then proceeded to tell a mere 8 y/o what it is…presuming someone as young as 8 would understand anyway!
I totally saw that same book at about the same age, and made the same mistake! It was at an asian grocery, and talking to my dad, but same difference. Are you my parallel existence? Am I yours?
*head blown*
It says ‘Surprise! Wild Swan’ …
i need it
What’s good for the goose may not be good for the gander.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
The answer my friends, is….
A duck penis.
It is for all the people who don’t think they’re making enough of a commotion.
weird ass japanese people
BJORK!
(Super meter charges up…)
“Wairudo Suwan!”
*pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow*
…
*wham!*
“K.O.”
oh my god, I saw this in Daiso(a japanese import store.)!
I’ve been trying to describe it for a long time, but no one belived me!
What is he wearing? back support and a liatard?
Ha! Benny Hill did a gag like this! He’s got a goose hidden under his coat, and it pops it head out and grabs a piece of bread from the old lady sitting next to him on the park bench — she promptly faints of course . . .
Well, isn’t that just ducky.
Can’t anybody translate this?! @u@ There has to be some Japanese reader around here!
Pishikuri
Kuirido sukun
man this is really weird. ok, I get that you’re supposed to put this thing on your pants, and when you squeeze it the duck comes out. but don’t you think it’s already a hell of a surprise if you walk around with this thing attached ? people will definitly pay attention…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck… It’s actually a creepy Japanese man’s penis.
Check this out:
The name of the product in the picture above is indeed “Wild Swan.”
wow i take back waht i said haha this thing is freaking cool! i want one now
giant watch
thats funny…all i saw was that huge god damn watch too…
HAH! I have two of these. I used to have more but they were donated to my then fiance’s bachelorette party. If I remember correctly, I believe my friend said that the directions say to strap it on and say “gwa gwa gwa” or some sort of duck/swan noise while squeezing the neck/balls.
I also got some fake boobies that you are supposed to stick on and then say “momy momy momy” while squeezing them to get them to inflate.
Why did your fiancé have a bachelorette party? Shouldn’t you, as his fiancée have had the bachelorette party?
People fail at spelling, and not a lot know the difference between fiancé and fiancée.
or they could be gay
No, the terms relate to gender… a male single person is a bachelor, a male engaged person is a fiance (stupid Linux doesn’t tell me how to do the accent right). If it’s a gay couple, it’s two bachelors, and two fiances. If it’s a lesbian couple, it’s two bachelorettes, and two fiancees.
So if it’s some kind of duck penis joke, then that explains the creepy man wearing it. But what about the ballerina?
Shin Chan was right! Duck-Dong was going to be popular!
I never imagined that I would get to see a video sample of this thing. What wierd effen kids toy. My favorite part is when giant watch guys shakes it like his own.
It’s Long Duck Dong!
I think they’re for hiding boners. I think that guy is at a production of Swan Lake where the swan heads are on the dresses, the guy gets a boner, and he puts on the duck thing to make it look normal.
Princess Tutu anyone?
thats exactly what i thought of first.
bu-…..he-……or-…..what?
I have a BUNCH of these – I rarely go out without one just in case the opportunity arises. You can get them for $1.00 at Daiso, a Japanese import store at many malls in my area (Washington). The boobie ones are equally handy, and often more apropos for ad-lib humour.
Do want.
Cockduck: Apply directly to the forehead.
new strap-on swan, for the pervert in you!
Yes, but… what… why is… why would you… why…?
… Japan is WEIRD. I mean, I knew it was the freakshow of countries, but that is WEIRD. O.o
ЕБИ ГУСЕЙ!!!11 ВСЬО БУДЕТ ОКЕЙ!!!1!11
The guy on the package is a parody of a character Shimura Ken played in many of his variety shows in the 1980s and 1990s. The Goose head was used a few times in ballet comedy routines dealing with Swan Lake.
Duck Duck GOOSE
i have four of those
I used to sell these at Daiso Japan! We inflated one as a joke and it stayed rigid for a week!
“Alternative Toys R Us”
I got my brother one of these for christmas after seeing it at Daiso, seeing as i’m a typical white american, i have no freaking clue what anything on the box says, it got a good laugh on christmas morning though!
Amazing, absolutely amazing…………..the things that bored people with too much time on their hands can think of……….
I have a couple. They make great gifts for the lame “White Elephant” parties at work. Everyone looks forward to seeing what I bring back from the 100 Yen store each year.
Aussies who’ve watched Hey Hey It’s Saturday will be familiar with Plucka and his theme song, “Pluck-a-duck pluck-a-duck.”
Well in this case, it’s more like Strap-a-duck strap-a-duck. Someone should send Plucka Duck a boxfull of ‘em. Then again, he’s already naughty enough. Behave, Plucka!
its from a manga , bobo bobobo or some shit
japanophiles…