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WTF Are People Saying
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HELLO WORLD!!!!
[hides in corner and whimpers]
What in the name of all things holy is this??!!?!11
At least they’re not gay. After all, they’re the ones who want to destroy the sanctity of marriage. Silly gays.
(sarcasm… I be teh ghey).
Don’t be so sure. That man on the bottom right looks a bit limpish.
One of the characters from The Mikado ended up in a wedding party, while hanging out with a clown in a leopard-print jacket.
*Don’t* ask why.
But the center figure is wearing a pope-like outfit and holding what looks to be a communion chalice.
Also, it is apparently a cartoon. Note there are only three fingers. Unofficial cartoon rules say that characters may only have three – not four – fingers, to distinguish them from real people.
Oh well, this *IS* WTF after all.
I would say that is Marilyn Manson’s parents, but the dude is so old the photos would have been in black and white.
Jahmbi from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse got the call.
Real people only have four fingers? Shit, that means I’m a mutant.
Four fingers and a thumb, sweetie. Cartoon characters only have 3 fingers and a thumb.
4 fingers+1 thumb = people, 3 fingers+1 thumb=cartoon. Barring accidents, etc, of course. lol
I love when people think they’re clever for not including thumbs as fingers and then wait for people to correct them…Guess what your thumb is: a finger!
No, it’s a phalange, but it’s still a thumb. An opposable thumb at that. Saying your thumb is a finger is like saying your nose is an ear. Finger. Thumb. Two different words, indicating two different things. Toes are also different things. And knees. And elbows. Do you get it yet?
That said, people = 8 fingers and 2 thumbs, cartoon characters = six fingers, two thumbs. Now shuttup.
It’s the little girl I feel for most. She’s got this look on her face like, “God I hope I’m adopted!”
I think the woman to the right of the little girl’s smile looks pretty fakey as well.
Not to mention the lady on the second row on the right end. The more you look at it, the more plastic everyone’s smile looks. Creepy. With clowns, it usually is.
The chick on the far right is the evil spawn of Aston Kutcher and Natalie Portman
hahaha – totally
oh sweet clown jesus, you are right. looks like a dude in drag.
The pope, in drag, you mean?
Fucking juggalos
fucking marriage, how does that work?
Bozo has converted to Catholic Mormonism and this is his wedding picture, obviously.
the more i look, the colder i feel.
wait…. are there two brides? The redhead in the front with the dress falling off looks like she’s the one that planned the whole thing. Prouuud of it! And happy!
*sobs into blanket*
The Polyphonic Spree unveil their new stage outfits.
This is what you get for letting David Lynch plan your wedding.
The Pope-hat-wearing figure looks like one of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence (only less outrageous). Which would also explain the “two brides” thing…
there is way too much to process here. and no one has said anything about the way tubular radical early 90′s awesome dude with the shades!
but really…what the hell is all this? and why is that fine redhead with em?
is that clown in the back a father/priest? too much to comment on. somethingawful.com needs to get a hold of this pic.
Its Pickle Surprise….
nooo!! what did you do!!! i watched it again!!! *cries like a baby*
Runs and hides in the closet. Umm, maybe not a specifically good place to hide, given the subject matter, but it was the closest place. Beside there was a bottle of brain bleach there.
I think my brain just exploded.
Here we see the origins of a young girl’s coulrophobia.
Why, oh why does the Pope Clown have a giant tampon for a hat?
Borked on multiple levels…
Duhh. Obviously it’s an alien, hence the three fingers, and it’s one of them types wiv the elongated brain-thing happening, so they just disguised it as a pope. Simple really.
Maybe they’re juggalos but just can’t pull of the white trash thing?
The thing in the middle looks like a creepier version of Captain Howdy… however that may be possible. The blonde on the left looks like my gf. I wish someone could explain this nightmarish photo to me.
Does nobody else feel the penetrating creepiness of the title of this picture?
Clearly, noone is paying attention to pedo-douche with the sunglasses and penis hair
We see it, we just dont like to acknowledge the fact we see it… out of mind out of sight.
Yea, what TheFoot said.
Plus, if we don’t llok, it may not see us. Do you want it to see us and start stalking? I didn’t think so…
wtf! :I
i don’t know where to start…so i don’t even try.
where is this thing from?!
“The Von Crap Family”.
Suspicions that Pope Bozo I relaxed the rules regarding clergy marrying were soon confirmed.
First off…my money says that pope isn’t even male….second given the haircuts of each individual, I’d place this somewhere in the late 90s.
My question is why 2…possibly 4 decent looking women would subjugate themselves to this Skulduggery….
as the Mom from stepbrothers says….”What the Fucking Fuck????!!!”
Believe it or not, i’m the groom in the photo
Given that we’re speaking about things within the region of Who Knows, Maybe In Nine Months She Will Be Clowning – Picture Is Unrelated – WTF Pictures and Videos, Be certain to let the photographer know any particular photos you want to take beforehand. There are generally a standard set of pictures that wedding photographers take – groomsmen, bride and mother, etc. Anything out of the ordinary should be discussed with the photographer beforehand to make sure the taking of the picture can be worked into the photo shoot.