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WTF Are People Saying
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This is better than a unicorn.
Oh, I think I saw this movie. But where are the reins? Isn’t he supposed to be wearing a hat? And where’s Atreyu? Wait, this is some sort of Bollywood re-interpretation, isn’t it?
Wooooooo hang on Mort! It’ll try to scrape you off on a tree!
Just tell me one thing, How did HE manage to capture a wild racing snail?
After a couple of white wine spritzers, Mort got embarrassing, as usual.
Reminds me of the Never Ending Story.
I keep seeing that snail in photos with different people. Where the hell is it?
on the plus side he is going faster than he was before!
He will take FOREVER to get there.
“Look, Lois! I’m going green AND I have a perfect excuse for being late to work every day!”
“Oh, Peter….”
wasn’t this on the ridiculous poses? (however thats spelled)
“Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii’m snaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiing awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…..”
I’m snailing away
Set an open course for the Virgin Trees
‘Cause I’ve got to be free
Free to face the life that’s ahead of me
On board, I’m the captain
So climb aboard
We’ll search for tomorrow on every shore
And I’ll try, oh Lord, I’ll try to carry on
I look to the tree
Reflections in the leaves spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
We lived happily forever
So the story goes
But somehow we missed out on the pot of gold
But we’ll try best that we can to carry on
A gathering of Angsnails appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope and this is what they said
They said, “Come snail away, come snail away, come snail away with me lads
Come snail away, come snail away, come snail away with me
Come snail away, come snail away, come snail away with me baby
Come snail away, come snail away, come snail away with me”
I thought that they were Angsnails, but to my surprise
We climbed aboard their starsnail, we headed for the skies
Singing, come snail away, come snail away, come snail away with me lads
Come snail away, come snail away, come snail away with me
Come snail away, come snail away, come snail away with me
Come snail away, come snail away, come snail away with me
Come snail away, come snail away, come snail away with me
Come snail away, come snail away, come snail away with me
Come snail away, come snail away, come snail away with me
Come snail away, come snail away, come snail away with me
Goin nowhere fast.
Sad to say, that’s the fastest he’ll ever go without a motorized vehicle.
They see me rollin’. They hatin’
hey, I said that!! >(
they see me rolin’ – they hatin’
No, they see me slidin’, they hatin’. Get it right!!!
lol thanks
its a racing snail
Is that Derreck?
IS HE USING IT’S EYE AS A HANDLE?!
Animal abuse comes in all forms.
On second thought… no. This snail isn’t purple…