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when i see a pic like this i know somewhere life is in perfect balance for someone.
Notes to self:
1. Let the sleeping person lie
2. Do not get on this person’s bad side
First! Also, is that Amy Winehouse?
dont steal her drink
Imagine being gunned down by a topless sunbathing babe. Or perhaps she needs to find a better neighborhood to get tan!
Looks like a bit of hair-of-the-dog and a bit of leave-me-the-fuck-alone.
all the really good bargains in tourist destinations have SOME drawbacks…
First.
not really….
once again, very likely a photo from Israel. (where persons of a certain age, male and female are constrained to carry military automatic weapons) so… in this context… ‘meh’.
That is neither a Galil nor an m-16, so probably not israel (also, sunbathing topless isn’t popular around here) but even if it is, there are several WTFs in this picture. First off, you’re not required to have your gun with you in civvies (and if that’s a uniform, that’s where I want to live.) Second, alcohol+guns=hilarity. Third, look at that goddamn tat.
Looks like an FN FAL to me
Agreed.
Don’t you have tramp stamps in Israel? : )
Oh, how I wish.
No, I’m talking about the caricature on her shoulder.
Yeah, I figured.
It’s an FN-FAL or some varriant therof, but it’s probably not a real firearm. Likely either an airsoft gun or a prop gun.
‘Civvies’? She’s barely in scivvies!
Not that I’m complaining, mind you. Just sayin’…
Possibly Swiss. Having a magazine in the rifle is odd for Switzerland, it would be carried separately. More likely an airsoft replica. Hard to tell, but looks short for a Sturmgewehr 90.
Nope. A swiss magazine would be transparent. Furthermore, the stock looks quite different and the grip would be further to the shoulder. The barrel would be higher, so no StGW 90/ SIG 550 (Yeah, I know this weapon a bit to good)
She just seems to be well prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Good for her!
zombie protection: check
ultra-violet ray protection: check
chigger protection: still scanning…
What’s odd about this? She’s topless, of course she’s got an AR-15 to protect her 38-Ds!
That’s not an AR-15. It’s some kind of FAL-based rifle.
Well wherever she is from, I don’t hear too much complaining about it, especially since whats wrong with hot topless women + alcohol + guns, every REAL mans dream! Though +1 on the tats, skin should be left as nature intended it, though a strategic piercing is always welcome.
two of my favorite things: hot girls and guns. BTW, that’s a Heckler and Koch G3 rifle.
That’s definitely a some sort of FAL, which is used by a lot of countries.
It’s not an AR-15. It looks more like a G3 or FAL. It’s probably an airsoft either way.
It’s FAL, in some variety or another. The large opening for the bolt makes me think it’s not airsoft. It looks like the inner workings have been removed from the weapon though.
*sigh* Its a joke, boy, lighten up.
Considering this is a humor site, allegedly, its stunning how many humorless jerks you can find here.
Yeah, like the kind that tell people they’re humorless jerks when they’re simply discussing what kind of rifle is in the picture. -_-
No one mentioned this yet. No top in sight! Me Likey Likey!
I only just noticed, but she’s laying on her top. That brown circle next to her left armpit is one strap, and the other can be seen on her right upper arm.
Which sorta invalidates my earlier point about Israel.
I’ll vote for an FAL, the clip is at too much of a slant for a G3. But really, who cares? I’d love to have a young lady like that!
Dangerous! This is why we have a Department of Alcohol, Hot Chicks and Firearms…
Zombie Apocalypse: Day 1, 745
The zombies got my girlfriend. They ate her face. I left her face-down in her favorite place, with a martini and her favorite assault rife, catching a tan. She would have wanted it that way.
Should we be more creeped out by who took the pic?
Meanwhile in Soviet Russia……….
The picture could easily be from Norway. First of all, the gun is a G3 with its bolt removed. Most soldiers in the Norwegian National Guard got one of these at home. Second: the girl is sunbathing, but there is no direct sunshine. VERY typical Norwegian! “Whoa its not raining, I have to work on my tan!!”
YEa no thats not an H&K G3 or a Norwegian AG-3, and if it were you wouldnt be able to tell if its bolt was removed because on G3s and their copies the bolt is on the other side.. Its clearly a SA58 carbine, which is a FN FAL copy, with a folding bi-pod on the front. Its rear sight and hinged reciever clearly give it away as a FAL. My guess is that this is some photo shoot or somthing for one of those stupid websites like Suicide girls. SA58s, while expensive, are very common here in the US.
I hope her reflexes are good. She just made it easier for the bad guy if she fell asleep.
Is this on the set of 007 movie?
I was thinking Swiss because of the gun and the willingness for outdoor nudity…
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy…
If you’re discussing the gun in this photo, you might be a gay redneck.
I just hope the hot summer sun doesn’t cook off a round.
Is that Jennifer Mui?
the perfect woman.
ever think that the gun had been photoshopped in….?
take the gun out and the picture makes since…
If all you noticed was the gun and martini, I have some bad news
It’s an L1A1. Either British or Israeli. I own one, i would know.