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WTF Are People Saying
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Not if you forget to attach the distributor cap they aren’t…
WHY?!?!
All babies think about is, “Where’s that boob?” and, “I gotta poop!”
They don’t really think about the act of pooping, they just want to know what you’re going to do about the fallout.
funny. i’m watching the matrix right now!
batman
At the Neo-natal ward
Oh baby! Boom-shocka-locka!
That poor kid is in a gamma knife. It’s for treating brain tumors with radiation.
Yeah, not funny. At all. Poor baby.
Does anybody remember the scene from back to the future, where doctor Brown tries to guess what marty wants at his door?
Awww… Borg babies are so cute!
This answers a question I’ve had for a while: Can the Collective procreate or do they only assimilate? In other words, is it possible to be Björn Borg.
In one of the Borg episodes there is a quick shot of a nursery with baby Borgs and their first implants.
http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/One
http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Maturation_chamber
In short answer, yes, they can.
I don’t remember that episode. The show must have sucked pretty bad already before then. And, I must have already given up on it. A shame… Voyager had such potential to break free of the standard ST formula.
They actually grow babies in incubators and slowly assimilate them. Riker opened one up to find a baby with implants inside.
Lo-cute-us of Borg.
Resistance is cute-ile!
Looks like a neo-natal setup to do a hearing exam.
Hearing exams using electroencephalograms and computers have been around since the 1970′s. No conscious actions are needed by the patient.
“Autozone, Mike speaking, how may I help you?”
“Hi, Mike. I need to know what the spark gap setting is for an April 2010 model Caucasian.”
Now that is funny!
At least you were keeping with the spirt of the site.
Oh, and can I get those wires in chrome?
Borg baby will assimilate your family.
Seriously, WTF?
resistance of the booby is futile….you will assimilate.
wtf is going on in this photo?
This is disturbing, not cute. It looks like a baby in the hospital undergoing tests because it has some kind of seizure disorder, which, from the looks of it- it probably is.
Or it might be tests to find out what babies dream of, how fast certain areas of brain develop, how newly learned things are processed etc. Of course it could also be something bad. But why “probably”? You probably have a negative attitude
1- They wouldn’t put babies through stressful testing without a good reason. Babies look fragile because they are.
2- Sadly, neurological issues happen to babies a lot more often than funky science.
Marty: Doc! I came here in a time machine that YOU built!
Baby Doc Brown: Do you know what that means?! …It means THIS damned thing doesn’t work at all!
This is an infant in a near-infrared spectroscopy cap. The wires end in infrared lights, and the frame keeps them secured against the infants’ head. This apparatus is used to measure brain activity, probably during a passive auditory or visual experiment while the infant is asleep. The infrared light reflects off blood in the infant’s brain and is read by detectors nearby, giving the researchers a measure of blood-flow activity. It is not for a seizure disorder or for dreaming research. Very cool that this showed up on WTF!
I usually love this site. And I’m tolerant of a lot…however…that baby probably has something seriously wrong with her, she shouldn’t be made fun of and plastered all over the internet, As a new mom, I feel this picture has gone a bit far
There’s nothing wrong with the baby, this is a tool to measure brain activity. It’s painless, noninvasive, and used for psychological research. No worries.
I’m pretty sure this guy teamed up with Brainiac to fight Superman
Confirming the near-infrared spectroscopy comment. That’s what it looks like to me, too. The piece in front may be for eye-tracking.
This looks like a particularly harsh set-up, though. Usually NIRS is portable enough that you can have the baby sitting on his/her mother’s lap while being scanned.
SERIOUSLY. STOP ASSUMING THAT IT’S SOMETHING BAD. MANY HAVE SAID IT’S A SENSORY EXAM. THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT AT ALL!
The majority of us aren’t doctors. I have no idea if it’s a sensory exam, or a seizure treatment device. Many have said one or the other, but that doesn’t make them right, or help people without medical training. Can someone who knows exactly what this device is (Gamma knife, infrared sensory tester, or other), please post links to other pages with descriptions and showing other pictures.
the littlest techmarine
Back to the futu…. Oh sh!t, wrong direction, sry professor.