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  1. Rastaferal says:

    He plays a mean piano and the ladies love him too..

  2. OnyxAlchemyst says:

    When you see it…

  3. ishtar says:

    That’s not a hand…… it’s a belt buckle

  4. Ug says:

    Perhaps he’s wearing a coat of arms?

  5. Eric says:

    19th century codpiece. Or maybe he cut off the hand of the mutineer leader on his last ocean voyage.

  6. Snippy says:

    Ah, yes, a portrait of the legendary “Three-Cod Monty.”

    This guy always had a firm grip on the situation — even though the left hand couldn’t keep track of what the right hands were doing.

  7. Rob says:

    Could be a restoration fail. It’s was not uncommon to overpaint a part of a painting later when the first attempt didn’t work out. If this overpaint was removed you get something like this. Or never finished anyhow it was not a great master.

    • master baiter says:

      You must be something of a party bore, aren’t you? I mean, do you try to pick up girls by this kind of talk? Well, here’s an advice- don’t.

      • liam00 says:

        I come to the internet and leave comments all the time in the hopes to get laid. I am sure there is somebody out there reading your comment and thinking to themselves. I should sleep with that person. Being an internet bad boy means nothing.

      • jamisings says:

        Yeah, most women are turned on by smart guys. Especially ever since that scene in Revenge Of The Nerds where the lead nerd tells the hot chick that nerds are better at sex then jocks because they think of sex more often.

      • Sarah says:

        I’ll never understand why some people think it’s uncool to be smart. I prefer my men to be educated.

        • master baiter says:

          It isn’t uncool. It’s just boring to those not interested in the given subject. I mean, I actually did some restoring work, and could go on talking about solvents, the importance of very careful timing of the wipe, when the top layer has been sufficiently softened, but the layer below hasn’t been touched, the different chemicals used for oil versus tempera versus acrylis versus even encauistic paints, the importance of careful documentation, are you sufficiently bored yet? Well, a lot of girls would by now have crossed eyes. You can be smart without trying to show off, you know. The girl in question will find it out, all right, you just don’t push it in her face.
          (I hope tis tirade will get me laid, ha-ha.)

          • Alchemical says:

            Girls like intelligent men. Not jackasses like you, sir.

          • Ironica says:

            Yes, it’s important to know when to stop. OP clearly knows; you have trouble with the concept, so you don’t even start.

            I found the information interesting, because I clicked on the comments just to see if anyone had any idea how this had happened.

  8. PlutoniumBoss says:

    He had installed for ski-boxing.

  9. bug says:

    Prince Jenkins! I told you not to scratch your privates whilst I painted your portrait!

  10. barzuk says:

    Very weird… I’d like to know where this painting is. It looks like early 19th century north American, probably US?

    • Sandra says:

      Ha! found it! This artificial island where the painting can be found is called Our Lady of the Rocks, near the town of Perast, Montenegro.

    • Sandra says:

      Hey, I uploaded it. So this painting is located in a small museum on an island in Kotor Bay, Montenegro. I can’t exactly remember the name of the island, but I might have some leaflets from there, I’ll tell you if I find them. The painting probably is from the 18-19th century, don’t know for sure. But it’s definitely not from the US.

  11. slab99 says:

    His octopusior is showing.

  12. Einswine says:

    Its the Man With Five Penises. His pants fit like a glove. . . .

  13. cheesy says:

    I bet this dude knows where his towel is!

  14. Robert says:

    Lt. Arex came from a long line of successful pickpockets and masters of disguise…

  15. Rastaferal says:

    Actually, that is an early portrait of the cone head from the cheez burger logo…he just hasnt perfected the WTF gang sign yet.

  16. Stephen Parkin says:

    Beethoven, isn’t it?

  17. Cthulhu says:

    no, i know who it is! Its Zaphod Beeblebrox!!! he has 2 heads and 3 hands, one of his heads are hidding under the other, so this is surely a painting of him!

    • DBGDBG says:

      Whew! Until Cthulhu’s post, I thought no one remembered Douglas Adams these days. Huzzah!!!

      • Yogg-Shothoth says:

        Then you either didn’t read the previous comments or don’t know your Douglas Adams the way the rest of the internet does :O.

    • Ford says:

      Only in the movie, or so I understand. The book describes him in a way that could only be possible if his two heads were next to each other.

      In which case, I must say: “OMG they decapitated Zaphod!”


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