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Oh, I am so glad I don’t go to church anymore.
What a waste of such a beautiful day – standing there at that keyboard making a complete jackass out of himself. He coulda been fishin’!
Well, now he scared any fish of the puddle…
He’s standing on the water actually
hes jesus 2.0 he can take his keyboard on the water too.
Great summer hit.
“the whore gets fried”
Whores…it’s whats for dinner.
Nice son…wait..what?!
other than the cheezy synth “music”, its what i’ve been thinking all along…. hmmm…..
Wha…?!
rofl i luv this vid is available in 1080p but when i wanna watch koffin kat live vids its all camcorder shit lol
what a waste of flesh, I can only hope he and his family have cancer
is he playing at the central perk ?
I’m under the impression that this song has subliminal messages
Oh really?
This is so depressing. I can’t even laugh. Not just the lousy music… the iteration of this dreer idea that’s been around for hundreds of years. Each time, they say “this is it” and yet, the world just keeps on going. No body comes to “save” us. No one will, either. I kept hoping he was doing this song, these lyrics, as a satire, but ……I don’t think so.
True, this is so sad it’s not even funny. I8Xians.
More evidence that America is filled with fundamentalist, narrow-minded, uneducated morons. Great. I’m moving to fucking Sweden or some shit.
THEN GO!!!!!NO ONE HOLDING YOU UP. LET ME SAY THIS LOUD AND CLEAR, IF YOU HATE AMERICA THEN GET ON YOUR PONY [OR JACKASS] AND RIDE, I AM SURE THE NARROW MINDED UNEDUCATED MORONS WILL DO JUST FINE WITHOUT YOU SPEWING YOUR VENOM FOR ALL TO READ. BUT FOR GODS SAKE LEAVE SWEDEN ALONE, THEY HAVN’T DONE ANYTHING TO DESERVE THE LIKES OF YOU
Keep it on the inside. Everyone has a right to give out their own opinion about certain things. In other words, just chill.
Real American Heroes (reeel American heeeerooooes!)
Today, we salute you, Mr. caps-lock-on-the-internet guy (Mr. caps-lock-on-the-internet-guy!)
…no seriously, troll harder dude.
This is a reference to bud light, right? Or is that just a coincidence?
I sat here and I read all the comments up until this one and actually for the first time posted on this website. LOL WHERE!!!! did this guy come from?
THink how WONDERFUL it will be when all the over-65s of today will be gone to their heavenly rest! Sure, there are plenty of under-65s who are blind/deaf/emotionally retarded, but when the oldster are gone we might be spared the sick comments and obsessions of clowns like this one…
There are extremists everywhere. Have fun finding that out on your own, though. It’s going to suck when you don’t have American solely to blame.
Oh, I’m quite sure there are crazies everywhere. I still feel like we have an abnormally large concentration of them though.
what can i say…thanks God we will never see him on MTV.
MMM … “Prophesied” Fried whore. Wait what?
ZOMG TAPLEY MADE IT TO WTF
[we're not worthy]
i thought “god” was supposed to be nice… you get so many mixed messages about the guy.
So I was still ok with the “…ok, he’s insane, but we all follow our own path, have our own beliefs, and so forth” mental path…. until they panned to over his right shoulder. WTF is that brown patch in the water?? D’ya think they did that on purpose? Talk about distracting…
and on that farm they had some fundamentals, eee i eee i ohhh,
with some pain and death here, and burning whores there,
here some rapture, there some rapture, everywhere veloceraptors.
^ I so wish there were a like button on here, as this post would TOTALLY deserve it.
onya! ya get my tick for songwriter of the day!
Win.
“here some rapture, there some rapture, everywhere veloceraptors.”
LOL!
Look in his eyes at 3:45
lol at Christians with escapist theology. I remember how clearly God “raptured” the Hebrews straight from Egypt to the Holy Land. Did not make them see the plagues or make them walk through the Wilderness.
There are so many Christians in this country that believe “the End is Near.” How many of those people are investing in retirement plans? Seems like a total waste of money to me. If they’re going to be “raptured out” or the “End of the world is drawing near”, why do they bother putting that money back? Use the money for more practical uses, because it’s apparently going to go to waste. My thought is, they don’t truly believe that nonsense.
What people do with their money speaks volumes about what they believe rather than declarations of faith.
That´s a very elegant way of putting it. Thanks.
ha i wonder what spending your dollar on a casio and a camcorder says about your beliefs
Rock that Christian Death-Techno!
… God is laughing his ass off.
this singing guy is the first horseman of the apocalypse.
His synth piano is the second horseman
Some claim Juston Bieber is the third horseman
The fourth horseman is yet to be revealed.
It’s prophesied, it’s prophesied!…
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Oh f*ck!! Stupid song got into my head… ;(
yeh, its infectious – like herpes or genital warts
Kill it with fire!
is there a 12 inch version????
I doubt the guy´s shlong is that long.
So I gather since this guy hates America (and its rights to free speech) so much, he’s playing his cheap Casio lakeside in some other country?
lol, yeah, right.
Obama’s got wings? That’s so cool!
I’m more concerned by his four heads.
And the fact that apparently he is how the world will end. Oh boy. I saw this comin’.
I’m more worried about the fact that apparently he is how the world will end. I saw this comin’.
Just goes to show, all religions have their nut cases. Too bad people judge all religions based on these nutcases. Radical right wing christians are as bad as the radical right wing Islamists.
Thank you! I’m glad sombody said it!
meh, I don’t think a troll grandpa with a crappy keyboard and camcorder is quite as bad as a kid with a grenade vest. Just sayin’.
The earwig of crazy, burrowing it’s way through my skull to the center of teh brain. I’m guessing he thinks his chances to be swept up in the rapture are increased because of his musical ability. At worst he should be able to headline the next local Tea Bagger event.
Man, Trent Reznor has really gone downhill since the 90′s.
LOLZ!
LMAO! that’s the best thing I’ve seen here yet
He should have done a big finish, with a huge alligator leaping out of the lake and dragging him in.
This is freakin’ disturbing. Is this seriously what he thinks about in his spare time? He can’t just interpret the entire human race’s future like that.
And he seems to have everyone to blame but himself. Typical Tea Baggers.
If “Paradise” is eternity with this idiot and more like him, please pass me the Hell.
You are such a Douchebag. No, you named yourself that, so I can pretty much call you that, right? Yes. I love answering my own questions. Don’t I? Yes. Do I know why you named yourself that? Definitely not.
TY guys- your comments were great! Some of the funniest stuff I’d read in weeks!
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I was waiting for the Shoggoth to crawl out of the lake and eat his brains. What else is the lake for?
And he’s musically illiterate – don’t modulate into a minor key at the end of the chorus unless you want people to dislike what you’re singing about,
But I do like “the Leopard King”. I think I might use that. One up from Lizards.
The lake is an ideal background to make the watcher feel calm. The way he is singing is also a calm way of singing. The tune of the music is rather calming. But the lyrics themselves are not calming in any way. If someone who did not speak english heard this song, they might have liked it a bit.
oooh… it’s prophecyde?
he’s one those guys that’ll be up in the clock tower with a sniper when his revelation stuff doesn’t actually happen. And be bummed when he’s dead and there isn’t a rapture, let alone a heaven for him to hang in.
“This video is not available in your country.”
1. What? Copyright? German official censorship (they do that all the time now)?
2. Posting videos on youtube ain’t a good idea anymore.
Argh! Depressing piece of crap!
Okay, so aside from the whole “America the Whore” and “Obama the Leopard-King” stuff, this song’s pretty amusing. Reminds me of Those Poor Bastards or Sons of Perdition if they were a shitty lounge act. Hellfire and Damnation hymns ftw.
How many stanzas does this have? LOL. Big eagle should swoop in and get him, if we have any creative people who know how to do video editing.
“When Babylon the Whore is fried” will henceforth become my personal signature on everything.
I really really hope that there is a god and that the end will arrive soon. And when the apocalypse arrives all of these self-righteous anti-gay anti-happiness-in-general nut jobs will float away to heaven or whatever and just let us burn in peace. Being as there are supposedly no christians in hell, I’m really looking forward to eternity in flames.
“It’s prophesied it’s prophesied
You should have gotten circumcised”
Hey where’s his keyboard plugged in?
He’s a very up person.
Why are christians such douchebags? This worthless scumbag doesn’t really seem like he’s trying to “save my soul” more than he’s merely gloating his illconceived notions of spirituality. Really, let’ start crucifying christians it’s waaaaaay past time!
You have just offended me, along with a billion others. Thank you.
i like jesus but he loves me, so its akward
lol! I’m having the time of my life here reading these things – except when people start talking about religious beliefs. not the time nor the place, guys. It’s called “WTF”. Like, don’t take it too seriously!
This video makes me sad. Not all Christians are as misguided as this guy. He misses the point of Christianity which is to tell people about God’s love and Grace, about forgiveness and hope. Certainly not to bash Obama and call him a winged horseman, Obama is one of God’s children too. The Bible says we have all sinned and fallen short of God’s glory, that’s why His grace and our Salvation through Christ is so unbelievable and important!
I for one would like to apologize on behalf of this man and the christian faith if we have misguided or misinformed you on what our walk is truly about. God does not want to fry America. The book of Revelation has been under interpretation for countless years, it is the single most controversial book in the Bible. It is imperative that people like this guy here, chooses his words wisely, for no one but God can comprehend God’s plan. The truth is, God loves each and every one of you, He has a plan for you, and you’re life has meaning that goes way beyond making a buck or finding the right life partner, or even pleasing those around you. I would encourage you to see this video for what it is, a misled, passionate man, who wrote a song about something He doesn’t and will never understand.
I agree. I totally agree with you.
Amen.
I cannot agree more with you two. Amen indeed.
”the point of Christianity which is to tell people about God’s love and Grace..”
wow, that is really sad..
Christianity did not seam any better after what you said either..
Why not try it Buddhist style..? (me=dont believe in nothing..)
That YOUR religion should not be forced upon others, but in fact be YOURS that you share with those that agree with you and not with everyone else? Region is something personal, if religious people agreed on that i think a lot of things would be better…
Jil,
Who said I was forcing my religion on anyone? Am I trying to convert anyone on this page? No. You are attacking me for simply defending my faith. Also, according to the Christian faith, those who only hang around fellow Christians have a dead faith because they are not reaching out to others. How then, with that in mind, can I truly represent Christ without telling people of His Grace and Forgiveness? As Christians we are called to present the Gospel and tell others about Salvation through Christ and Grace, not force it on them. If they chose not to believe it is their own prerogative.
Religion is something very personal and all people are entitled to their own path, however, Christ died for everyone, and therefore everyone has a right to at least hear about it. Again, not forcing but presenting. God, gave his own creation free will, we have our own free will as to whether we chose to follow Him or not.
I find it sad that you thought my comments were forceful in any way because there true purpose was to first and foremost, represent what Christianity is truly about, a relationship with Christ based on His Grace and Forgiveness for our sin, and second to explain that the gentleman in this video is a very misled individual who has no business writing songs about events he knows nothing about.
There aren’t no second chances? This guy is fruitier than fruit loop. Aren’t second chances What Jesus is all about?
You must get oil?? Now come on that’s just silly how is more oil going to do the trick.
it’s for the lamps, man. the lamps. (whores and lamps. it’s a thing)
Ugh, Phatbeastspepper… you are the kind of person that makes me want to vomit. “God loves everyone, loves YOU – you don’t even have to believe in anything.” What a blanket statement. There is a reason only 10% of Christians have actually read the Bible – all the others who do read it and realize it’s a load of rubbish no longer call themselves Christian.
To Mr. Ew,
I’m sorry if my comments make you want to vomit. The fact that you didn’t attack me as an individual but put me in a group tells me you have been struggling with the concept of christians and have dealt with more than your fair share of hypocrites. You called the Bible rubbish. That is your belief and you are entitled to it, I do not wish to win you over with some witty debate, nor do I feel any desire to berate you with facts about the historical accuracy of the Bible.
Funny thing is, comment was not a blanket statement, it was a very targeted statement. I’m curious as to what beliefs you hold however. Are you a faith practicing individual at all or do you feel that there is no need for religion in your life? Am I to take it from your comments that you have read the Bible cover to cover? I’d also like to know what you mean by “you don;t have to believe in anything”. If you don’t care to comment, I do hope you will at least comment and tell me so.
Josh
What exactly is the third eagle of the apocalypse? Who are the first two eagles? Does that mean I can avoid the apocalypse if I just offer up tasty fish? So many questions…mostly about eagles….
Oh man… It’s Dr Breen…
Trim your lamps and burn that whore. It’s prophesied.
Babylon had it coming. Just sayin’.
his inability to rhyme makes me smile.
For a minute there, I thought he said ‘armageddon supersized’ — which would have been a good lyric.
ok, phatbeatspepper, I do have one VERY important question or you. WHAT does your name mean? I keep thinking ok, maybe they used pepper at the Lord’s supper, or maybe he thinks Mary Magdalen or however you spell it was pretty “phat” to you, or maybe you’re into phat beatings with peppers…Inquiring minds want to know…
I’m sorry there were way too many comments for this very retarded video. This man has no clue. Leave it at that. How in the world did it get this drawn out?
How? Religion. plain and simple. look! a simple off-the-cuff posting of a silly video on a site dedicated to silliness sparks (very very dull and useless) debate. Now, imagine if we had weapons… and money. no wonder we’re how we are! yikes!
(now, back to browsing silliness like we ought to)
At first I thought this was just a tone-deaf parody of “O Christmas Tree” for serious.
I can tell you several thing that are wrong with this (content-wise that is, and don’t even get me started on his atrocious pronoun-antecedent agreement). I swear, I, an agnostic Buddhist, know more of the Bible than most people who call themselves “Christians.”
Apart from all the other issues with this song is that it’s ploddingly slow. He articulates like its target audience has English as a second language. Can a techy person speed it up a little – like a psycho chipmunk?
nice idea!!! that would rocket this to the top 6000 songs of last week!
You all should check some more of this guy’s 162 (as of this moment) videos in YouTube. Examples: “Phallic Symbols at Denver International”, “Will Today’s Super Bowl be an Apocalyptic Prophecy?”, “White House Halloween Party Is A Sign From God”(Did Michelle Obama wear a leopard costume to warn us that her husband, Barack, is found in Bible prophecy?), “If You Use Condoms You Will Not Be Raptured”, “No Woman, Including Sarah Palin, Should Be President” (The Bible states clearly in Genesis 3:16 that the man rules over the woman), etc, etc…
Can you be smug about being raptured and still get raptured?
Funny thing is, I just bought a book about elves from a guy on the other side of that lake…
They really need to take a sample of the water there.
Just shut up, everybody, we’re all done for. It’s PROPHECIDE !!!! rofl ….
I thought this guy was nuts until he started talking about Obama. I’M WITH YA, MAN!