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labby on Dat Guy! barzuk on Granny Joined Army Webb Pierce fan on Granny Joined Army Tank668 on Granny Joined Army Good Old Granny on Twinsies!
Space Melons? That was a Mel Brooks movie, wasn’t it?
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/god_why_didnt_i_think_of_that.php
1. cut hole in top of watermelon
2. insert bottle of vodka
3. wait for vodka to drain into melon
But wait, there’s more! Now you can keep it Ice Cold with our melon caddy!
4. serve chilled (not for children under the age of 8)
Notice there’s a hole cut into the watermelon already. I think this is another inscrutable Japanese sex toy.
My bad. It’s just a label, not a hole. BUT STILL!!! ¯\(°_o)/¯
LOL check this out! Product description DEFINITELY sounds like a Japanese sex toy, ne?
Roundly it cools every as for “the cartridge” spring summer Siyuutou, according to season it warms with when OK.
With outdoor furthermore showing the feature! As for the day when the summer is hot every in inserting the watermelon “the cartridge” roundly, in the sea bathing GO! Because it is cigar socket correspondence, in the car the [hi] it is to the core doing.
And, in cold season as a warm warehouse warehouse large participation! If the can coffee and the tea, the meat [ma] and so on it is in you insert “the cartridge”, warm way it is possible with anytime to receive tastily.
And, it can receive the new rice tastily by the fact that also the United States cools at fixed temperature.
Is english your first language? Or perhaps just a hobby?
You should be asking the PR department for the guys who made this…thing.
I think ya missed something there, cupcake.
However, I for one definitely want to inserting my “the cartridge” into tastily warm feature.
of course you need something like this! Watermelons cost 5,000 munny! It’s like an investment or something.
they must love watermelons… and don’t they have refrigerators there? this whole concept of “one appliance for one type of food” needs to stop.. hotdog bun warmers, popcorn machines, bread bakers…. ridiculous. actually that last one is good for making pizza dough
I agree with all examples but one. Leave airpop poppers alooonnnnne!!!
No more carrying watermelons!
Obviously, this is how pregnancy will work in the future. The middle picture shows the delivery of the baby.*
*Note: In this promotional material, watermelons have been used in lieu of babies.
I think I love you.
what is this i dont even